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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

i bet the lil oval office went to stanford too

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The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

waitwhatno posted:



masterminds

That's just regular stupidity.

Hiring internet assassins to kill someone is what cements him in the sub-stupid category.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
ok but isnt it fine if i no longer own the drugs that i bought, because i used them? hope the cops can't get me on this *sweat drop*

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

THE PENETRATOR posted:

ok but isnt it fine if i no longer own the drugs that i bought, because i used them? hope the cops can't get me on this *sweat drop*

internal possession is a real thing hope u enjoy prison

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

TOOT BOOT posted:

where will all the jenkem addicts go now

have to go straight to the source. im linking them to your posts.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



MrQwerty posted:

internal possession is a real thing hope u enjoy prison

Someone was actually convicted of possession based on a urinalysis alone in Idaho a few years ago iirc

Also, this link will get you watchlisted, but if you're already there you can watch some idiots lose their poo poo on a totally public subreddit here http://www.reddit.com/r/SilkRoad/

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Everyone likes to think that the CIA and FBI have all these super high tech methods of catching people for online crimes but whenever a story comes out about someone getting busted it's always because they did something retarded to reveal themselves. In fact I don't think I've ever seen a case of someone getting caught through no fault of their own. Like it's pretty clear that if you just use TOR for whatever you want and take moderate steps to cover your tracks the authorities can't do poo poo, just saying

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Devils Affricate posted:

Everyone likes to think that the CIA and FBI have all these super high tech methods of catching people for online crimes but whenever a story comes out about someone getting busted it's always because they did something retarded to reveal themselves. In fact I don't think I've ever seen a case of someone getting caught through no fault of their own. Like it's pretty clear that if you just use TOR for whatever you want and take moderate steps to cover your tracks the authorities can't do poo poo, just saying

Some of the leaked NSA slides actually confirmed that it's still next to impossible for them to compromise a specific tor node of interest without another way in

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
NSA IS WATCHING...

you masturbate.

also wtf truecrypt ceased development? weird

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



reddit posted:

mr420happy 5 points 2 hours ago

what the gently caress the government stole my bitcoins :/

I wasn't even buying anything Illegal on SR.

Can I sue the american government for my currency that was taken? I had a few hundred $$ on there and I've never broken the law in my entire life.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

mr 420 happy is a law abiding citizen

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
the government stole my russian bitcoin bride.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
lol I wasn't breaking any laws I was just doing business with this company that literally only sells illegal things

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.
So now that that you can't really get drugs online anymore does that mean the only use of bitcoins is child pornography?

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
you can totally buy drugs online just not from Silk Road 2.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
people buy drugs with craiglist all the time lol

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

gj government! I'm glad this happened

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

MegaGatts posted:

So now that that you can't really get drugs online anymore does that mean the only use of bitcoins is child pornography?

Actually thats free on TOR

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
i guess gonna have to wait another 2 months before another bozo sets up a honeypot site

then another 3 months for the business to pick up and make your purchases and another 6 months for the fbi to find it start gathering evidence and shutting it down

protip: dont use your real email address

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

I just use digital drugs these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZcgUEkBIX0

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjiFLpmVHn0

:eyepop:

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

i don't know which one i'd like to cum to, a nauseating pulse or the soothing voice of a calculus teaching assistant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSinL-VuOnY

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



"Additionally, the FBI claims that Benthall, using the online name "Defcon," contacted his support staff in September 2014 to say that an unknown hacker had stolen "all of the Bitcoins" from the marketplace."

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
cool huxley's soma at last

Jean Eric Burn
Nov 10, 2007

In a way, there's something kinda charming about the fact that the safest way to buy internet drugs is just to seek out the most mediocre vendors you can find.

Stay safe goons and just go to the Arby's of drug dealers and no one will ever bother you.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

I shouldn't of downloaded that marijuana.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

I shouldn't of downloaded that marijuana.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug

Feminition posted:

"Additionally, the FBI claims that Benthall, using the online name "Defcon," contacted his support staff in September 2014 to say that an unknown hacker had stolen "all of the Bitcoins" from the marketplace."

this actually happened and they used commission money to pay every vendor and buyer back instead of making like a good bitcoin entrepreneur and running away with the money

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004


*gulp*

just kidding my uncle works at Sony and i got Silk Road 3 before it even got released to the public

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004


lol

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
3D-printed marijuana

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
Anyone that supports the "war on drugs" is basically sucking Richard Nixon's penis.

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

A guy I don't like in my friend circle bought many things from there. This makes me happy (and an rear end in a top hat).

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

TheReverend posted:

I just use digital drugs these days.

Wanna try some snow crash?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
dont abuse digital
i keep my digital use legal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNc0ErvirBE

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

krampster2 posted:

A guy I don't like in my friend circle bought many things from there. This makes me happy (and an rear end in a top hat).

is part of the reason you don't like him bc he's always talking about what he just bought from silk road?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

dont pirate drugs

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I used to order kilos of Mephedrone and Methylone over the Internet from a lab in Canada.

But at the time they were not scheduled drugs so it was totally legal so I guess I don't feel sketched out saying that I've done that. Now they have been scheduled and I also have been sober from drugs for 4+ years. So.

im gay
Jul 20, 2013

by Lowtax
Can anyone recommend a method to completely destroy a harddrive?

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Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

im gay posted:

Can anyone recommend a method to completely destroy a harddrive?

put in a bucket of concrete and throw it off a tall bridge late at night, but not like an interstate bridge, something with less cops

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