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fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
that totally should have been a goal

ill take it tho

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Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



How many bad goals is MAF going to let in to celebrate his new contract?

Grebo
Mar 29, 2012

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Vincent Van Goat posted:

How many bad goals is MAF going to let in to celebrate his new contract?

You guys have no idea how much I laughed at that contract.

Serisothikos
Dec 4, 2004

Unlimited Pasta Pass

Vincent Van Goat posted:

How many bad goals is MAF going to let in to celebrate his new contract?

I can't tell you how happy that signing made me

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Vincent Van Goat posted:

How many bad goals is MAF going to let in to celebrate his new contract?

I wish Errey and Steigerwald would stop blowing smoke up his rear end for 2 minutes.

They just called him "one of the greats". Greats of what?

Dude's gonna ride Crosby and Malkin into the hall. Toxx it for forty years from now or something.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I wish Errey and Steigerwald would stop blowing smoke up his rear end for 2 minutes.

They just called him "one of the greats". Greats of what?

Dude's gonna ride Crosby and Malkin into the hall. Toxx it for forty years from now or something.

There's still hope. Osgood isn't in yet.

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
With Stone and Hoffman told to find somewhere to live in Ottawa and Lazar staying past his 9 games this is the beginning of the end of the Colin Greening era :unsmith:

What an awful contract given out a year before it was needed

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Vincent Van Goat posted:

How many bad goals is MAF going to let in to celebrate his new contract?

Grebo posted:

You guys have no idea how much I laughed at that contract.

Serisothikos posted:

I can't tell you how happy that signing made me

Oh god, what did he get? How much/how long did he get?!? :getin:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

Duke Chin posted:

Oh god, what did he get? How much/how long did he get?!? :getin:

4 years 5.75 per

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."


Barret Jackman with a nice save next to the post.

Aurora
Jan 7, 2008

C'mon Jets

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
and the team to beat the penguins 4+ game streak of never trailing iss........

the..jets? this cant be right *shuffles papers*

Gallow
Apr 9, 2002

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
I'm sure I was one of many going to the Pens HF board today to see if there would be mass suicides.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
yak city has been looking good the last few games but guy just can't buy a goal :smith:

Trevor Bird
Apr 1, 2006

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! LET'S GO PRED-A-TORS!
i'm ready for a 7-6 game in dallas

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

fits posted:

4 years 5.75 per

This text based format won't allow me to adequately convey the belly laugh this prompted so instead I give you Idi Amin:

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
:siren: DESPRES :siren:

Grebo
Mar 29, 2012

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Duke Chin posted:

Oh god, what did he get? How much/how long did he get?!? :getin:


fits posted:

4 years 5.75 per

DUKE: Let us know when you're done laughing at that, ok?


E: drat, you posted at the same time.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

That had no business going in. drat Pavelec is bad

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
"do you think they need more sandpaper"

motherfucker we have 7 defensemen who are at least 6'3" 215, our smallest forward is regular sized hoffman, half our roster gets into fights with some regularity, chris neil is still on our roster, and this is the conclusion we have reached.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

Duke Chin posted:

This text based format won't allow me to adequately convey the belly laugh this prompted so instead I give you Idi Amin:



Gallow
Apr 9, 2002

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
:tastykake: REVENGE OF SCORACEK:tastykake:

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Why are the Pens letting players just stand in front of MAF on every drive? It's like they're trying to lose.

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
:tastykake: SCORACEK :tastykake:

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ :allears:
Peter Forsberg and Simon Gagne highlights oh my

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Grebo posted:

DUKE: Let us know when you're done laughing at that, ok?


E: drat, you posted at the same time.

...[deep breath]...

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Voracek is out-scoring Giroux, does that make him the new Best Player in the World™?

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
PUNCH THAT MAN

edit: wow that was kinda a lovely hit

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
aulie made a good play sighting

Shadow Ninja 64
May 21, 2007

"I stood there, wondering why the puck was getting bigger...

and then it hit me."


Dang, that's not a good whistle in my opinion but oh well.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Couple of good chances there womp womp

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Oh bullshit that was a loving goal

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
holy poo poo, [im poo poo, who was it] tried to knee pominville, scandella drops the gloves, instigator penalty. jesus.

edit: Then Ottawa score.

Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Nov 7, 2014

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Blues jobbed of a goal there.

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005

Top Hats Monthly posted:

holy poo poo, bieksa tried to knee pominville, scandella drops the gloves, instigator penalty. jesus.

edit: Then Ottawa score.

Bieksa is an Ottawa Senator?

Nice goal Clarke

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Hah we're totally gonna go like 1-1 or 2-2 into OT with these idiots, aren't we?

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Godinster posted:

Bieksa is an Ottawa Senator?

Nice goal Clarke

:cripes: God dammit. I misheard the name.

edit: They were talking about Bieksa and I got confused :downs:

Grebo
Mar 29, 2012

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Duke Chin posted:

Hah we're totally gonna go like 1-1 or 2-2 into OT with these idiots, aren't we?

Yes.

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005

Top Hats Monthly posted:

:cripes: God dammit. I misheard the name.

edit: They were talking about Bieksa and I got confused :downs:

It's okay, aside from the TSN crew absolutely no one pronounces Boro's name correctly anyway. Bob Cole fumbling through it is amazing

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fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

Duke Chin posted:

Hah we're totally gonna go like 1-1 or 2-2 into OT with these idiots, aren't we?

the last time oilers won in boston was apparently 1996

let us have this

jerks

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