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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
goons i have a bunch of seeds that i want to grow but all these soils are a huge pain in the rear end. Isn't there some kind of gel plant media i can just add water and seeds and they can grow in that??

im pretty sure theres stuff like that but i'm not a botanist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



get one of those gel ant farms and plant them in there i bet that would work.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



not if you're growing weed though which i kinda think you are

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
poop in a pot then put seeds in it.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Fandyien posted:

get one of those gel ant farms and plant them in there i bet that would work.

not if you're growing weed though which i kinda think you are

no i have pomegranite seeds i want to grow into bonzais
how will ants live with the roots hmm. I don't want them to get loose into my home as well. This is going to be indoors only.

TOILETLORD posted:

poop in a pot then put seeds in it.

TOO SMELLY this has to be more discrete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



SniperWoreConverse posted:

no i have pomegranite seeds i want to grow into bonzais
how will ants live with the roots hmm. I don't want them to get loose into my home as well. This is going to be indoors only.


TOO SMELLY this has to be more discrete

don't deploy the ant pack. i think that's how those things work

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Fandyien posted:

don't deploy the ant pack. i think that's how those things work

wait what they come in like a scifi colony pod?
this doesn't seem ethical to the ants i don't like this solution

isn't there a way to just get the gel stuff only?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
when I got an ant farm it didn't have any ants in it, you had to catch your own and put them in there

turns out the ants round here are small enough to get out the holes and i just ended up with ants all over my room. would not recommend.

it was really tragic now I think about it, I always wanted an ant farm and I never got one :smith:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



if you mix chia seeds and water you get a gel

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
i do have chia seeds but is this suitable for a growth medium? won't the chias also start growing. i'm thinking the other seeds will cause it to form into a mutigenic moster instead of a nice chia pet

XMNN posted:

when I got an ant farm it didn't have any ants in it, you had to catch your own and put them in there

turns out the ants round here are small enough to get out the holes and i just ended up with ants all over my room. would not recommend.

it was really tragic now I think about it, I always wanted an ant farm and I never got one :smith:

this is sad. but it's too much hubris to try and control the wild creatures i think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



chia is the most beta of plants. just get an alpha plant to grow over it

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
it's worth a shot, you seem like a primate that knows a thing or two

i'm going to take a portion of the seeds and try to germinate them in chia medium and see what happens
goons please provide more germination ideas for the rest of the seed and i will document this like 5th grade science fair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

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