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Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

After taking MDMA alone last night i feel like Walter White at the 'I am awake' moment. I feel bad about having wasted so much time but unsure of what moving forward means to me

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Take a lot more plz

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
do a ton of shrooms and look in a mirror

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
SAVAGE

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

you probably took a pill that was mostly meth and i bet if you stay up and take apart your tv for the next 7 hours you will figure out your next move

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

MOOBS! posted:

you probably took a pill that was mostly meth and i bet if you stay up and take apart your tv for the next 7 hours you will figure out your next move

I saw that documentary also and a lot of the time it was either meth or bath salts lmao9

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I think you should not take drugs.

YoungSexualNorton
Aug 8, 2004
These are good for the children's brains.
if some drug can trick you into thinking your life has any real meaning or purpose, take it a bunch and at least die with some delusion of worth while your brain is dissociated from the reality of how pathetic you are.

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004
what do you think you wasted time on

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

i'm not an expert but aren't you supposed to take mdma with other people?

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp

TheReverend posted:

i'm not an expert but aren't you supposed to take mdma with other people?

but all my friends are on the internet

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

TheReverend posted:

i'm not an expert but aren't you supposed to take mdma with other people?

i dunno its probably the only time rubbing up on a pillow wife is as good as a real woman

Shroomie
Jul 31, 2008

I did it once in a bar while I was already teetering on a blackout. My friends said I got pretty creepy. All I remember is yelling at someone for taking my beer away from me and trying to get me to drink water.

de_dust
Jan 21, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
can you od on mdma? if so what happens. i need to know for a friend (not me)

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




how chafed is your dong from rubbing on it all night

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
i am the one who knocks

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Means more weed, less meth MDMA

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Bobert Bobertson posted:

i am the one who knocks

i am the one who posts

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i used to buy weed from my neighbor until he started trying to push molly on me via the following sales pitch:

"bitches b wetter then a muthafucka off dat molly. dis one bitch wasnt even tryna gently caress wit me till i got her on that molly then da bitch was soakin!"

rape is as good an incentive as any i suppose

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

TheReverend posted:

i'm not an expert but aren't you supposed to take mdma with other people?

true experts take it at home while deciding it would be a cool and good idea to send messages to friends and co-workers describing in detail your disgusting sexual fantasies about them

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

to be fair to your neighbor it does make women really horny.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

same, op, but with bawl's

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Amateur Saboteur posted:

i used to buy weed from my neighbor until he started trying to push molly on me via the following sales pitch:

"bitches b wetter then a muthafucka off dat molly. dis one bitch wasnt even tryna gently caress wit me till i got her on that molly then da bitch was soakin!"

rape is as good an incentive as any i suppose

When your black dealer shorts you do you call him out or do you just slink away non-confrontational?

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Poetic Justice posted:

do a ton of shrooms and look in a mirror

don't actually do this

Pookum
Mar 5, 2011

gaming is life
fuckin hippies. the summer of love is over stop taking psycadelics

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

When your black dealer shorts you do you call him out or do you just slink away non-confrontational?
lmao if you buy drugs without your own scale

because I can type with proper grammar online I must not also be black correct?

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


The next step is to try and eat a bus.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

TangentEnigma posted:

if some drug can trick you into thinking your life has any real meaning or purpose, take it a bunch and at least die with some delusion of worth while your brain is dissociated from the reality of how pathetic you are.

unironically endorse psychedelic use for this reason

Shroomie
Jul 31, 2008

Amateur Saboteur posted:

lmao if you buy drugs without your own scale

because I can type with proper grammar online I must not also be black correct?

Pretty much, yeah.

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Shroomie posted:

Pretty much, yeah.
dave chappelle, chris rock, and richard pryor would all probably have looked like klan members posting on a mostly white forum with no picture, huh

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

We are a savage nation.

Shroomie
Jul 31, 2008

Amateur Saboteur posted:

dave chappelle, chris rock, and richard pryor would all probably have looked like klan members posting on a mostly white forum with no picture, huh

Well they do say friend of the family a lot.

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Amateur Saboteur posted:

lmao if you buy drugs without your own scale

because I can type with proper grammar online I must not also be black correct?

I didn't know there were any black goons

Amateur Saboteur
Feb 5, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i think they mostly stay near SAS

i got lost

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
most of the awesomeness from mdma comes from juicing those neurotransmitters while you're peaking. For me that takes at least one high powered back massager, a bottle o vick's, pneumatic prostate massager, wool sweaters, a koosh ball, and numerous glowing fingers wagging in my direction.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you can't change the past but you can make the future OP

down n out posted:

most of the awesomeness from mdma comes from juicing those neurotransmitters while you're peaking. For me that takes at least one high powered back massager, a bottle o vick's, pneumatic prostate massager, wool sweaters, a koosh ball, and numerous glowing fingers wagging in my direction.

yea

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
Um, what's with the grandma head?

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Drugs are so mind expanding.

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Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

I saw that documentary also and a lot of the time it was either meth or bath salts lmao9

I think that was actually a bjork video you're thinking of

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