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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

From an article on The Gloss:

quote:

This week’s episode of Girls began with two characters, Adam and his new girlfriend Natalia, about to have sex for the first time. Natalia tells him she’s ready to have sex, and, as he approaches her, says that, ““I’m on the pill, but will you come outside of me, just in case? I don’t like to be on top that much. Or soft touching, because it tickles me and takes me out of the moment. But everything else is OK.”

The scene ends with Adam saying that “I like how clear you are with me” and Natalia replying “What other way is there?”

This sounds like some brain-damaged-bad dialogue going on here :psyduck:

quote:

By the end of the episode, Adam drunkenly tells Natalia to crawl across his apartment to the bedroom – something she’s distinctly unenthusiastic about, pointing out that there are probably nails around. He then throws her on the bed and tells her he wants to gently caress her from behind. She says numbly that she hasn’t showered that day. When he begins masturbating on her she mutters “not on the dress.” Afterwards, she murmurs “I really didn’t like that.”

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

The comments to that article are pretty awesome too!

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

Professor Shark posted:

From an article on The Gloss:


This sounds like some brain-damaged-bad dialogue going on here :psyduck:


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an hbo show is hosed up news at loving eleven

karms
Jan 22, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yam Slacker
i have no opiniomn

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
Lena Dunham another vapid oval office move along

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:

an hbo show is hosed up news at loving eleven

What channel?

Neat Machine
May 5, 2008

heh
Good drinking game you can pause an episode of girls on the part where lena dunham makes you look at her disgusting body stewing in a bath tub and whenever someone looks away they have to take a shot, also everyone kills themselves at the end

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
4 Gross Girls

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
If being on the SA Forums has taught me anything it's that everybody has weird sexual experiences of one kind or another while growing up, but that people who are right in the head don't go around bragging about it in their autobiography

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
masturbating on yr lover is cool and fun

especially if its bc you are so smashed out you cant get off in other fashions lol

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
i like to jerk off on my "girlfriend" when shes asleep

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

etalian posted:

lol

When news of “This Ain’t Girls” dropped in May, Dunham tweeted:
‘Girls’ is, at its core, a feminist action while Hustler is a company that markets and monetizes a male’s idea of female sexuality. Because a big reason I engage in (simulated) onscreen sex is to counteract a skewed idea of that act created by the proliferation of porn.”
lol I love this quote because it's textbook narcissism to assume that the awful, awkward, and boring sex she's having is typical of everyone's experience

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Zzulu posted:

i like to jerk off on my "girlfriend" when shes asleep

replace "girlfriend" with "little sister" and youve hit full dunham

Jean Eric Burn
Nov 10, 2007

I like the show Girls sorry.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Jean Eric Burn posted:

I like the show Girls sorry.

no, i'm sorry. for you.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Uncle Wemus posted:

idk i just copy and pasted that from my facebook feed

i'm bummed because my sick burn is wasted but im proud ofyou for not actually being that dumb


e:

Carver Crisis posted:

lol I love this quote because it's textbook narcissism to assume that the awful, awkward, and boring sex she's having is typical of everyone's experience

she has a show with all this money and creative freedom and her greatest fantasy is being a dead fish

3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Nov 8, 2014

naem
May 29, 2011

I moved to new York and got a masters and worked part time to pay rent and lived the exact same lifestyle as the rich kids (like in this show) who's parents paid them to do the same and they all hated me it was fun

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
what is it LIKE A TV show or some bullshit? I dont watch tv

naem
May 29, 2011

For the record I wasn't "a rich kid" i just saved up money (that I earned myself) and worked hard and had a nicer apartment than most of them somehow

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

naem posted:

For the record I wasn't "a rich kid" i just saved up money (that I earned myself) and worked hard and had a nicer apartment than most of them somehow

gently caress you

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

naem posted:

For the record I wasn't "a rich kid" i just saved up money (that I earned myself) and worked hard and had a nicer apartment than most of them somehow

never be ashamed of being better than other people

naem
May 29, 2011

Harald posted:

gently caress you

Yeah I got a lot of this

old dog child posted:

never be ashamed of being better than other people

It was art school and I can draw pretty well and it really popped some mental bubbles to see some guy earn through merit more than they were handed

Also I had a nice girlfriend and girls (exactly like in the show) would be furious I wasn't single. Or something.

It's like, I'm not a pony your dad can buy you.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Man that is some sweet bootstrapping, it's a shame you didn't do Liberal Arts because you could have learned some loving humility lol

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

naem posted:

I moved to new York and got a masters and worked part time to pay rent and lived the exact same lifestyle as the rich kids (like in this show) who's parents paid them to do the same and they all hated me it was fun

check your privilege poor

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

naem posted:

Also I had a nice girlfriend and girls (exactly like in the show) would be furious I wasn't single. Or something.

It's like, I'm not a pony your dad can buy you.

Fag.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Harald posted:

what is it LIKE A TV show or some bullshit? I dont watch tv

It's basically a really bad millennial fan fiction created by rich spoiled girl who never had to deal with problems like a empty bank account or stomach.

obliviums
Oct 2, 2013

The only exercise I get is poopin'

Do you fat-shaming try-hards really know how good ice cream is?

naem posted:

I moved to new York and got a masters and worked part time to pay rent and lived the exact same lifestyle as the rich kids (like in this show) who's parents paid them to do the same and they all hated me it was fun

The shittiest person I knoew lives comfortably in hip NYC operating a camera for those rich trash people. He works ~5 days a month. I reccomend all artists go suck the disgusting teats of dunham dry.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

obliviums posted:

I reccomend all artists go suck the disgusting teats of dunham dry.

:newfap:

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Professor Shark posted:

Man that is some sweet bootstrapping, it's a shame you didn't do Liberal Arts because you could have learned some loving humility lol

I don't know, I really hate New Yorkers, his story checks out

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I think the show is funny, but whenever I read interviews with the creator I get the feeling I like it for the wrong reasons.

Shadow
Jun 25, 2002

Arian_Samurai posted:

I think the show is funny, but whenever I read interviews with the creator I get the feeling I like it for the wrong reasons.

If you're telling me this show has entertainment value in the fact that you can laugh at the main characters and obtain Schadenfreude, then I may be adding this poo poo to my queue.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Given what I know of GIRLS and Tiny Furniture that's exactly how Dunham sold her product in the first place, but now that she has actual no-joking unironic fans she no longer needs to pretend she's in on the joke.

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Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

lena dunham is hideous

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