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Nov 8, 2014 02:45
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Hail Satan.
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Nov 8, 2014 02:51
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I thought this would be about TheAmazingAtheist
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Nov 8, 2014 02:52
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Nov 8, 2014 02:53
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All of the atheists revealed their true identity as satan worshippers just as Jesus predicted the end is nigh
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Nov 8, 2014 03:03
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Oh my god...Friday gently caress fest 
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Nov 8, 2014 03:07
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a cop posted:Oh my god...Friday gently caress fest Rock on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDfrrgqy_Eo Hail Satan.
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Nov 8, 2014 03:08
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lmao at anyone who does or doesn't believe in God (or is unsure)
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Nov 8, 2014 10:55
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I'm firmly anti-scud I also have a star on thar
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Nov 8, 2014 11:07
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grunts in pain as he pours searing hot coffee all over his genitals as he shits out the pound of bananas he stuffed up his rear end and then he slowly turns to face the camera and says "i'm gay." - an atheist irl
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Nov 8, 2014 11:15
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no silly atheist antics will ever match religious ppl sorry give it up
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Nov 8, 2014 11:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eovuIfeH2k4&t=347s
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Nov 8, 2014 11:17
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im actually glad that these clowns exist because it keeps normal non-religious folks from getting a big head over being objectively right im glad
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Nov 8, 2014 11:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaFCGx3SIFs
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Nov 8, 2014 11:19
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 rewards of the theist"kirk is a wonderful blessed man" *keeps distance and at least 1 physical obstacle between self and him at all times*
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Nov 8, 2014 11:27
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I never see people like me talk about their beliefs (or lack thereof). I wish there was some god who loved each and every one of us and actually cared about our lives. I wish there were some afterlife where I'd get to see all my friends and family who have died before me. That there isn't is horribly sad. That people allow (or make) other human beings to suffer and die on the supposition that there is is probably the only thing sadder.
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Nov 8, 2014 11:31
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God is literally real.
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Nov 8, 2014 11:34
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Beef Turret posted:God is literally real.
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Nov 8, 2014 11:35
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Yeah to get really gay for a second, the problem of evil kept me up as a little kid. What kind of god would allow bad stuff to happen? That and the fact that, as the most rule following dumbass ever, there's an invisible man that watches me all the time? I'd feel guilty all the time for stuff that I wasn't even sure was bad. I was so gay as a little kid, when I'd play stealth video games I would make sure not to hurt any of the bad guys because it made me feel sad. Weird stuff. And then when I got fat and teased I sort of defaulted to rear end in a top hat. Cycle of bullying Time is a flat circle 2deep 4 me
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Nov 8, 2014 11:39
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im the half empty bottle of orange juice on the table at the kirk cameron subway sandwich birthday party
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Nov 8, 2014 11:39
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are either of the women in that picture his mom? i just want to know how funny it is.
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Nov 8, 2014 11:40
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Half the reason I clung to theism as long as I did was the hope that God hates those smug jackasses as much as I do.
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Nov 8, 2014 12:00
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Moridin920 posted:god isn't real I think about it constantly . How cool would it be if santa was real? Get swèet presents every year provided you were on the good list which i dont think would be too hard i probably would make it now. gary oldmans diary posted:
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Nov 8, 2014 12:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs6-o7Ci8J0
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Nov 8, 2014 12:06
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Bunch of infidels itt real players only worship al-shaytaan (mooslim satan)
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Nov 8, 2014 12:09
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الحمد للشيطان
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Nov 8, 2014 12:11
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ThisGuy posted:Yeah to get really gay for a second, the problem of evil kept me up as a little kid. What kind of god would allow bad stuff to happen? That and the fact that, as the most rule following dumbass ever, there's an invisible man that watches me all the time? I'd feel guilty all the time for stuff that I wasn't even sure was bad. I was so gay as a little kid, when I'd play stealth video games I would make sure not to hurt any of the bad guys because it made me feel sad. The world makes more sense if you discard all that fanfiction the christians wrote and accept that the Jews were right the first time around and that their religious laws are basically life tips for surviving in a world governed by a deity who hates it
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Nov 8, 2014 12:29
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Yaldabaoth posted:The world makes more sense if you discard all that fanfiction the christians wrote and accept that the Jews were right the first time around and that their religious laws are basically life tips for surviving in a world governed by a deity who hates it
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Nov 8, 2014 12:59
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Yaldabaoth posted:The world makes more sense if you discard all that fanfiction the christians wrote and accept that the Jews were right the first time around and that their religious laws are basically life tips for surviving in a world governed by a deity who hates it
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Nov 8, 2014 13:00
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 Keep it STEM of loving die!
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Nov 8, 2014 13:01
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why not believe in god, what's the harm and he'll gently caress your poo poo up if you don't maybe
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Nov 8, 2014 13:01
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SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:why not believe in god, what's the harm and he'll gently caress your poo poo up if you don't maybe Okay sure but am I believing in the Jewish God or the Christian God or the Muslim God because they all come with different rules and odds are you'll choose wrong.
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Nov 8, 2014 13:19
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SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:why not believe in god, what's the harm and he'll gently caress your poo poo up if you don't maybe That is a pretty original sentiment. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal%27s_Wager
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Nov 8, 2014 13:20
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i GREW UP AROUND RELIGIOUS PEOPLE SO iM hosed UP DAMAGED GOODS AND ATHEISM IS A GOOD REPLACEMENT RELIGION AND gently caress YOU MUM AND DAD
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Nov 8, 2014 13:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRGrNDV2mKc
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Nov 8, 2014 13:21
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Also I'm pretty sure God has like lie detector powers so he'll be able to know if you actually believe in him or just "believe" in him to hedge your bets.
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Nov 8, 2014 13:23
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Demonachizer posted:That is a pretty original sentiment. Historically, Pascal's Wager was groundbreaking because it charted new territory in probability theory, marked the first formal use of decision theory, and anticipated future philosophies such as existentialism, pragmatism, and voluntarism.[2] wow and I came up with it on my own
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Nov 8, 2014 13:26
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pathetic little tramp posted:internet atheists suck so bad, god is coming into existence. katlington posted:Hail satan.
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Nov 8, 2014 13:27
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Viridiant posted:Also I'm pretty sure God has like lie detector powers so he'll be able to know if you actually believe in him or just "believe" in him to hedge your bets. still better than being a heathen
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Nov 8, 2014 13:28
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SHOTGUN REGULAR posted:still better than being a heathen A heathen and a LIAR.
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Nov 8, 2014 13:30
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