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my favorite line from Egyptian mythology is from the ancient Pyramid Texts I am Horus, my father Osiris, who seizes the phallus of Seth for you with his hand.
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not gonna be impressed until I see a life size blue whale. 
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Nov 9, 2014 06:01
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I think they dropped the ball with the blue and gold macaws. This one looks positively sane. For comparison, a real macaw in a typical daily life situation: 
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Nov 9, 2014 06:02
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I once worked with a bird breeder and her macaw was the scariest animal I've ever interacted with. And I played with an adolescent cougar.
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Nov 9, 2014 06:05
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Do It Once Right posted:That fact is not fun at all. That's a friggin' weird uncomfortable fact. That's not even close to the weirdest thing Egyptians wrote about since the Ancient Greeks onward we thought hieroglyphs held the ancient mystic secrets of the universe, turns out they were about Pharaohs loving their sisters and eating gods' entrails
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Speaking of Egypt!
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Nov 9, 2014 06:16
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i hope someone in tornado country buys that mammoth and i get to watch the havoc on youtube
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Nov 9, 2014 06:38
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273423-X posted:That's not even close to the weirdest thing Egyptians wrote about My nephew is into dinosaurs. This is a thread about plush animals and I have a new and deep appreciation for his age-appropriate interest in dinosaurs. What the hell Ancient Egypt?
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Nov 9, 2014 06:40
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SplitSoul posted:i hope someone in tornado country buys that mammoth and i get to watch the havoc on youtube
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Nov 9, 2014 07:04
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the website doesn't list the prices - i'm guessing because they are ridiculous
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Nov 9, 2014 07:15
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Not super ridiculous, a life-size "ride-on" lion is less than a grand. The squirrels and poo poo are like $40.
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Nov 9, 2014 07:16
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Pick posted:they updated some of their dinosaurs for scientific accuracy, lame Looks like something out of The Dark Crystal. Frank Oz definitely would've voiced it.
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Nov 9, 2014 07:30
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HANSA makes great cuddly toys. MENSA makes great cuddly mods. It seems the pieces are falling into place. Am I understanding this correctly?
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Nov 9, 2014 08:37
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Do It Once Right posted:My nephew is into dinosaurs. I really like the Natural History Museum plush dinos. I have a Pteranodon and small and medium Utahraptors. The Utahraptor and Velociraptor are fluffy with nice colouration.  I enjoy the feathery, fluffy dinos.For Christmas, you should get him a huggable plush dino and a cool book about prehistoric creatures. 
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Nov 9, 2014 08:59
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They don't list prices because they are not available over the internet. Only in select Hanse towns. Might i suggest Kampen?
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Nov 9, 2014 09:00
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In 100 years all the real animals will be dead from human overpopulation and a Hansa plush will be the only way to teach your kid what a lion used to look like 
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Nov 9, 2014 09:35
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error1 posted:In 100 years all the real animals will be dead from human overpopulation and a Hansa plush will be the only way to teach your kid what a lion used to look like Like this  More ridiculous toys for spoiled children: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF3Ysjbtm8c
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Nov 9, 2014 10:59
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NihilismNow posted:They don't list prices because they are not available over the internet. Only in select Hanse towns. Might i suggest Kampen? Sure they are, they're on Amazon and Toys R Us's website.
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Nov 9, 2014 16:38
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TunaSpleen posted:I think they dropped the ball with the blue and gold macaws. This one looks positively sane. Zoo animals do not count, nor do other animals in captivity. You should know that most of them are insane by the time you see them.
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Nov 9, 2014 17:05
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Wait, wait, hold up. I got an issue with this site here.  This is not a dinosaur.  This is also not a dinosaur.  Holy poo poo is this ever not a loving dinosaur.
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Nov 9, 2014 17:16
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"Nothing but dinosaurs" is a motto that applies to everything, they're saying everything is dinosaurs. You, me, this post, a tree, candles, Red Bull. The list goes on.
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Nov 9, 2014 17:19
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Truth: I am a terrible lizard. Not even trying over here.
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Nov 9, 2014 17:22
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The toys are made out of acrylic fibres which are a product of hydrocarbons derived from fossil fuels which are made out of actual dead dinosaurs. Everything is dinosaurs!
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Nov 9, 2014 17:24
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these fuckers don't have a single crustacean on their US website, am i really going to have to turn to aliexpress for my high quality decapod doll needs?  i mean this is exceptional quality for ali/china but still not up to the par of a discerning crayfish enthusiast such as myself, how do i petition them to make something else or maybe it's already there in the same secret stash as the jerboa
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Nov 9, 2014 17:51
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Pffft, this is garbage; where is the immaculately-detailed Volvox algae, or any of the wicked-rad Hydrozoans?
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ChickenHeart posted:Pffft, this is garbage; where is the immaculately-detailed Volvox algae, or any of the wicked-rad Hydrozoans? Petition them then e: for the Volvox you could just spray paint a tennis ball.
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Nov 9, 2014 22:50
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RandomFerret posted:
That is awfully cute, though.
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Nov 9, 2014 23:37
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what is it about stuffed animals that gets gbs hard, on that note the hydra was p cool imo, maybe a different color
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I would have loved to have had one of these as a kid maybe even that hairy turkey monster from page 1
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Nov 10, 2014 00:08
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Pick posted:well, maybe me, except they say this is extra shipping?? wtf??? How the hell do they ship that?
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Nov 10, 2014 00:43
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Suicide Sam E. posted:Zoo animals do not count, nor do other animals in captivity. You should know that most of them are insane by the time you see them. Nah, poster has it right, macaws are crazy. 
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Nov 10, 2014 00:47
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Sono posted:How the hell do they ship that? Not sure, but if you figure it out, I have vaulted ceilings, and consider myself a generous lover when it comes to gift givers 
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Nov 10, 2014 01:07
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International freight, I'm sure.
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Nov 10, 2014 01:29
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lmbo we sell Hansa where I work, our most expensive item in stock right now is a lifesize grizzly bear for $1600
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Nov 10, 2014 08:01
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^^^^ as far as you know, has anyone ever bought one?
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Nov 10, 2014 10:35
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Doctor Dogballs posted:^^^^ Yeah, we get a lot of rich people come in and buy poo poo for status or something. We sold a couple $800 tigers in the past year. They make small plush too, in the $50-$200 range, those usually sell pretty fast. I haven't seen anything over $1000 go, yet, but I've only been there a year.
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wasn't one of their tigers responsible for people in the UK thinking there was an escaped tiger on the loose and so the cops a poo poo gathered around this field and then were like lol it stuffed ffs
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pick will you accept this fine specimen as a gift instead? was much cheaper
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can you gently caress them?
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