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Razakai posted:pick will you accept this fine specimen as a gift instead? was much cheaper awww he thinks he's people 
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Motherfucker posted:can you gently caress them? Ban this furry
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El Estrago Bonito posted:wasn't one of their tigers responsible for people in the UK thinking there was an escaped tiger on the loose and so the cops a poo poo gathered around this field and then were like lol it stuffed ffs Looks like that was a Melissa & Doug brand 'lifesize' white tiger, not a Hansa tiger.  http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-13491268 A lifesize Hansa white tiger is about $800 but the Melissa & Doug tiger is only $80. Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 12:51 on Nov 10, 2014 |
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more like Hansoff you little poo poo, daddy spent too much on this blue eyes white dragon for you to use him as a cheetohs napkin
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El Estrago Bonito posted:wasn't one of their tigers responsible for people in the UK thinking there was an escaped tiger on the loose and so the cops a poo poo gathered around this field and then were like lol it stuffed ffs nah, that was one of those cheap fairground ones with a solid polystyrene underskull in the head that's stuffed with god knows what.
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Fatkraken posted:nah, that was one of those cheap fairground ones with a solid polystyrene underskull in the head that's stuffed with god knows what. Spider eggs. All carnival prizes are full of spider eggs.
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Picnic Princess posted:Yeah, we get a lot of rich people come in and buy poo poo for status or something. We sold a couple $800 tigers in the past year. They make small plush too, in the $50-$200 range, those usually sell pretty fast. I haven't seen anything over $1000 go, yet, but I've only been there a year. But was one ever purchased by a furry? Also: I'm sure that giraffe ships in pieces and has to be reassembled before delivery. Also also, for something they put so much work into the fabric covering the giraffe is lovely and they should have commissioned fabric of larger-print spots for their stuffed animal.
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Suicide Sam E. posted:But was one ever purchased by a furry? I would hope they have some kind of screening process.
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Suicide Sam E. posted:But was one ever purchased by a furry? If they were, they weren't dressed up. I have seen furries, however, and they have bought smaller, less expensive plush toys 
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Where are the gently caress holes
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Can't hug that uncomfortable looking poo poo gently caress off.
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Picnic Princess posted:If they were, they weren't dressed up. I have seen furries, however, and they have bought smaller, less expensive plush toys Furries ruined hats with little ears on them. Also, anything animal-related forever. This shall never be forgiven. 
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Nov 11, 2014 04:05
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I didn't see a moose? Why don't they like moose? 
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Luvcow posted:I didn't see a moose? Why don't they like moose? 
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Thanks. Probably going to buy this. Would look nice with a couple little bird friends on his antlers.
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Jokes on all of you HANSA is the australian chapter of NAMBLA and proceeds support their perverted arts.
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Nov 11, 2014 04:34
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This is grade A bait for constructing a Palin trap.
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Suicide Sam E. posted:Furries ruined hats with little ears on them. Also, anything animal-related forever. This shall never be forgiven. If I could feed them all to the tigers and bears I would
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Suicide Sam E. posted:This is grade A bait for constructing a Palin trap. *a frightened and timid looking Sarah Palin enters the clearing, nose twitching and eyes darting back and forth she slowly approaches the stuffed moose*
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I was seriously waiting for the pictures of the asses of all the plushies in the op with gently caress holes Because that's what thte quality implies. It doesn't matter how good the plush is if you're loving it.
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so is this the contemproary incarnation of the hanseatic league? theyve fallen hella far
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For SASS, I hope someone just sends me a big box of Hansa chickens.
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Drum posted:For SASS, I hope someone just sends me a big box of Hansa chickens. Just, for the love of god, keep your niece away from Starscream.
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Drum posted:For SASS, I hope someone just sends me a big box of Hansa chickens. Whoa, those are some really nice chicken toys tbqh
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http://hansatoysusa.com/stoolies/6337-pig-stool Here is a stool, for sitting on, shaped like a very realistic pig. It seems like this is a crime. Look at the photo. The pig is making a crime face.
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http://hansatoysusa.com/woodland-and-prairie?sort=p.price&order=ASC All of these are going to sit on my moose
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if hansa is so great how come they got their asses kicked by a swedish catering company
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if you buy from hansa you are supporting a monopoly and your money goes to goony fuckin neckbeards like this guy
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projecthalaxy posted:http://hansatoysusa.com/stoolies/6337-pig-stool i only read the link at first and was all "huh, they make accessories for these things?"
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projecthalaxy posted:http://hansatoysusa.com/stoolies/6337-pig-stool For once I did not regret clicking on a link for pig stool. Kudos to projecthalaxy. brave nazi aviator posted:if you buy from hansa you are supporting a monopoly and your money goes to goony fuckin neckbeards like this guy Don't listen to this nazi. If you buy from anyone you don't personally know you're supporting evil commercial practices, so to heck with the consequences just do what you were going to before someone tried to trick you into their pet cause or beliefs.
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SplitSoul posted:i only read the link at first and was all "huh, they make accessories for these things?" some people have too much goddam money
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SplitSoul posted:i only read the link at first and was all "huh, they make accessories for these things?" My brain immediately interpreted stool as droppings and imagined that they offered corresponding plush feces to match all of their incredibly detailed stuffed animals. Which would, of course, be loving hilarious.
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Tasty_Crayon posted:My brain immediately interpreted stool as droppings and imagined that they offered corresponding plush feces to match all of their incredibly detailed stuffed animals. Which would, of course, be loving hilarious. The fake pig stools currently available on the market aren't very realistic 
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Nov 12, 2014 07:00
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On telephone with Hansa. See all you suckas when I'm a millionaire plush poo king.
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Hansa is also a Norwegian beer. Would rather have one of these stuffed little bastards than drink it cause it tastes like soap and suffering. 
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Suicide Sam E. posted:Don't listen to this nazi. If you buy from anyone you don't personally know you're supporting evil commercial practices, so to heck with the consequences just do what you were going to before someone tried to trick you into their pet cause or beliefs. sorry rear end in a top hat but hansa's price-fixing syndicate encouraged feudalism to persist in central europe a hundred years after it had expired elsewhere on the continent
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also hansa have secretly controlled all world media for the past 800 years via their agents the zionist teutonic knights
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