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When i was in first grade i shoved a small wad up paper up my nose. Now I don't have an accurate idea of how long it was in there, but it had to be more than a day. forward to me waiting in the cafeteria lunch line, i was right up to the glass case that separated us from the food when i sneezed out a giant cloak of flem that covered a large portion of the glass. I panicked because of how embarrassing it was and started licking it off the glass until the lunch lady yelled at me. Tasted pretty good iirc.
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Thats raw, I got chills down me spine
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Nov 9, 2014 06:58
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I've had to tell people not to put their hands over the sneeze guard at Chipotle more than once. Last time it was an on duty EMT. wtf is wrong with people?
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:I've had to tell people not to put their hands over the sneeze guard at Chipotle more than once. Last time it was an on duty EMT. wtf is wrong with people?  chipotle lady's pursed lips of irritation and disappointment
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Nov 9, 2014 08:39
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When I was a kid my dad had a malignant growth in his nose that grew to be so big it had to be surgically removed. It looked like a massive greenish brown booger.
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Nov 9, 2014 08:54
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In my senior year of high school I was talking to one of the most beautiful girls in school in the back of our biology class while the teacher lectured. I didn't have the hots for her or anything but, hey when a hot girl is talking to you, you take notice. Anyway I gestured to her to pause the conversation as I felt a sneeze coming on. I put both hands to my face blew. I turned back to her while simultaneously pulling my hands away from my face. Tendrills of slimy snot extended between my hands and face like a suspension bridge. In horror I snapped it up back to my face. I will never forget the look on her face. You may think it's funny, but it's snot.
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rear end is my canvas posted:
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