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I refuse to perpetuate myself and refuse my biological function. Should I die now or wait until I waste away with an acceptable disease?
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No. 6 posted:I refuse to perpetuate myself and refuse my biological function. Should I die now or wait until I waste away with an acceptable disease? Try to get as many diseases as possible so you can go down in the history books. You can do this by going down on a bunch of people.
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Nov 9, 2014 07:56
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childfree typically a bunch of sad sack people who hate children but are also obsessed with them. they tend to have a persecution complex which causes them to lash out at children and people with children while insisiting that no one mention their choice not to have children. Not to be confused with normal people who have simply chosen not to have children. "Mommy, why did that lady kick me?" "I think she's one of those childfree nuts."
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Nov 9, 2014 07:58
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Get married to a woman with a similar mindset and enjoy spending the rest of your life in a relationship where neither of you feel the need to ruin it emotionally and economically by having children. Lie on your deathbed and when the wisps of regret come, shoo them away with the memories of all the sex you got to have that was never interrupted by your stupid kid having a nightmare or making GBS threads himself or telling you that when he goes to school tomorrow he's going to "show them all." Also make sure to appreciate the freedom that comes with the knowledge that in the event that either of you dies the other won't be left with a dependent that they aren't capable of supporting, emotionally or financially. SpiderHyphenMan fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Nov 9, 2014 |
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Nov 9, 2014 08:02
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Lol, the only people who think you have to have kids are probably gamers. I must have children with a virgin wife!!
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Nov 9, 2014 08:11
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Antinatalism is a p good philosophy.
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Nov 9, 2014 08:14
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No. 6 posted:I refuse to perpetuate myself and refuse my biological function. You say this like you're actually able to find a woman who's willing to have sex with you.
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Nov 9, 2014 08:15
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well that's enough to piss off the pope
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Nov 9, 2014 08:21
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No. 6 posted:I refuse to perpetuate myself and refuse my biological function. Should I die now or wait until I waste away with an acceptable disease? But who will carry your legacy when you're gone
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Nov 9, 2014 08:35
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No. 6 posted:I refuse to perpetuate myself and refuse my biological function. Should I die now or wait until I waste away with an acceptable disease? gently caress as many women as possible and make sure any accidents get aborted ASAP. Its yours, not hers. Tell her to loving destroy it or she'll get destroyed. Its the American Way.
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Nov 9, 2014 08:40
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The Dennis System posted:Antinatalism is a p good philosophy.
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Nov 9, 2014 08:45
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it's not like you were gonna get laid anyway
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Nov 9, 2014 08:58
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convincing yourself you don't want the things you can't have really owns, I recommend it unironically
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Nov 9, 2014 09:02
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No. 6 posted:I refuse to perpetuate myself and refuse my biological function. Should I die now or wait until I waste away with an acceptable disease? poz your neg hole
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Nov 9, 2014 09:12
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I don't know if I'll have kids or not, OP. Depends on how things work out. My internet girlfriend is too self-realized to ever have kids herself, but she's got a big mpreg fetish. It all depends on medical technology/affordability.
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Nov 9, 2014 09:29
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Part of me wants to find a chick on match with a 4 year old so I can skip all the bullshit years where they poo poo themselves and have no personality. But then I smoke a bowl instead of sending the nice lady a message
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Nov 9, 2014 11:19
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Torka posted:convincing yourself you don't want the things you can't have really owns, I recommend it unironically
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Nov 9, 2014 11:59
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I want to skip the newborn baby phase, but still get as young as possible little kid. I wanna try clicker training on it, you know like you do with dogs. Modern day conditioning stuff, no negative reinforcement bullshit. Kid pees in the bowl without making a mess? Gets a click. Stays quiet for 15 minutes while I drink a beer? Gets a treat and a click. Comes when calls and sits? Another click. Oh, and walks at heel when we go for a walk every day to the children park, where he's allowed off-leash. Unless he bites the other children then it's back on the leash, that's the only negative reinforcement. I figure there's three ultimate outcomes: either the kid starts behaving exactly like a dog and gets diagnosed with massive autism and taken away by CPS, or breaks through it and becomes a mostly regular kid just with weird ticks and PTSD, or I get stabbed to death in my sleep by a psychotic 11 year old once he finally snaps.
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Nov 9, 2014 12:08
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Whenever someone tells me they hate kids my brain does something kinda like when a record player skips and it doesn't really process what they just said and I end up really confused. Kids can't help being dumb maybe lighten up???
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Nov 9, 2014 12:25
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Viridiant posted:Whenever someone tells me they hate kids my brain does something kinda like when a record player skips and it doesn't really process what they just said and I end up really confused. u sound like a bitch
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Nov 9, 2014 12:27
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Fetus Tree posted:u sound like a bitch Lighten up, fucker.
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Nov 9, 2014 12:42
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Viridiant posted:Whenever someone tells me they hate kids my brain does something kinda like when a record player skips and it doesn't really process what they just said and I end up really confused. I hate like 99.99999% of adults. Children are no different. Just because someone is a kid doesn't give them a free pass on being a loving rear end in a top hat.
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Nov 9, 2014 12:44
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what a novel and fresj opinion from an internet nerd e. this post applies both for op and ^
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Nov 9, 2014 12:44
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you don't have a biological function your ability to reproduce is just a dumb coincidence in the giant web of cause and effect hope this helps you in your decision to die soon OP
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Nov 9, 2014 12:45
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Apthous posted:I hate like 99.99999% of adults. Children are no different. Just because someone is a kid doesn't give them a free pass on being a loving rear end in a top hat. Why are you so angry
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Nov 9, 2014 12:47
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Viridiant posted:Why are you so angry I've never been less angry in my life. Everything your mom told you is wrong. The more soda I drink the healthier I get. The more people I hate the nicer I get.
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Nov 9, 2014 12:48
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Apthous posted:I've never been less angry in my life. Everything your mom told you is wrong. The more soda I drink the healthier I get. The more people I hate the nicer I get. the death rattle of a rage-filled fatty with an oedipus complex dying of an anger-induced stroke
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Nov 9, 2014 12:51
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Quickscope420dad posted:the death rattle of a rage-filled fatty with an oedipus complex dying of an anger-induced stroke I haven't eaten a vegetable in literally years.
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Nov 9, 2014 12:56
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Apthous posted:I hate like 99.99999% of adults. Children are no different. Just because someone is a kid doesn't give them a free pass on being a loving rear end in a top hat. if you hate almost everyone you come across just remember that the only constant is you and thenkill yourself
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Nov 9, 2014 13:15
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relax op, by the numbers your biological function is basically just a minivan for e coli enjoy the bliss of doing whatever the gently caress you want and having tons of cash to do it with
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Nov 9, 2014 13:55
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You selfish motherfucker! I hope you trip and drown in the pile of money you'll be saving or die in one of the many, many, periods of blissful sleep that you'll enjoy during your empty childless existence.
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Nov 9, 2014 14:30
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it's cool if you accidentally have one just eat it before it hatches
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Nov 9, 2014 14:42
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Having kids is hard work but then when you're older you have a solid crew of people who respect and love you until you die
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Nov 9, 2014 14:56
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mookface posted:Having kids is hard work but then when you're older you have a solid crew of people who respect and love you until you die Maybe. Unless they grow up to be assholes, addicts, or move across the world/country and establish roots of their own. If you're lucky kids MIGHT take care of you until you die. You know WILL take care of you until you die? Money. I'm extremely glad I have my kids but I have no illusions about what I've given up for my indulgences.
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Nov 9, 2014 15:14
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*shrugs* I wouldn't want kids simply because I do not feel I would be an awesome dad. You need to have that something to be a good dad to your kids and after some self evaluation i am not that guy.
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Nov 9, 2014 15:15
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im having a vasectomy done next month cant wait
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Nov 9, 2014 15:17
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Dirty Sanchez posted:Maybe. Unless they grow up to be assholes, addicts, or move across the world/country and establish roots of their own. If you're lucky kids MIGHT take care of you until you die. money will take care of you but dying with money is senseless and having your grandchildren coming to see you has got to be infinitely more satisfying than watching a big chunk of money sit in a savings account
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Nov 9, 2014 15:18
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mookface posted:money will take care of you but dying with money is senseless and having your grandchildren coming to see you has got to be infinitely more satisfying than watching a big chunk of money sit in a savings account That is a very expensive long term investment. If you die suddenly you might as well have flushed that money down the toilet.
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Nov 9, 2014 15:19
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mookface posted:money will take care of you but dying with money is senseless and having your grandchildren coming to see you has got to be infinitely more satisfying than watching a big chunk of money sit in a savings account you think your grandchildren will come visit you
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can't wait to break down into tears when I see all my kids listen to hip hop instead of the classics
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