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Hey maybe if we're eating better food we can be better friends eh? That's what I'm thinking at least. I don't have a ton of cooking tips but here goes 1) put the leftover sautee'd onions and mushrooms from when you make steak on hotdogs 2) make the recipe for cheese dip on the side of a typical brick of velveeta (1/2 a brick of velveeta + 1 cup of favorite salsa melted together) - you'd think this would be a bad call given the recipes lowbrow origins but it is actually delicious 3) just get really drunk and make a gross pile out of all your available food, this totally works if you are drinking enough so yeah other people probably have better tips but i figured I'd get the ball rolling yknow? I'm sure a lot of gbs posters are bad at cooking but maybe if we pool all our knowledge together we can finally crack the code...together.
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:00 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 21:33 |
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what about microwave burritos
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:01 |
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actually you want to go velveeta and rotel hot (http://www.ro-tel.com/Diced-Tomatoes-Products/Hot-Tomatoes-and-Chilies) as to the recipe on the back. Adding in some mushrooms and onions, maybe even some bell pepper, people are gonna eat the poo poo out of it. This is the poo poo: http://www.ro-tel.com/recipes-RoTel-Famous-Queso-Dip-2693.html
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:07 |
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how can I get more butter into my dishes?
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:08 |
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salt?
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:10 |
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a starwar betamax posted:what about microwave burritos are they good I'm always too sketched out to try em
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:11 |
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Wendigee posted:actually you want to go velveeta and rotel hot (http://www.ro-tel.com/Diced-Tomatoes-Products/Hot-Tomatoes-and-Chilies) as to the recipe on the back. Adding in some mushrooms and onions, maybe even some bell pepper, people are gonna eat the poo poo out of it. this is a good idea we threw some leftover slop (sloppy joe material) into the cheese sauce a couple nights back poo poo was transcendent. And mushrooms are good with anything
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:11 |
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dangerburrd posted:this is a good idea we threw some leftover slop (sloppy joe material) into the cheese sauce a couple nights back poo poo was transcendent. And mushrooms are good with anything here is an idea i just had: sloppy joe pizza?
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:13 |
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Put 3 kinds of your favorite cheese between 2 slices of bread with some onions. Butter the upsides of both pieces of bread, do not drop on floor unless you like eating hair in which case do so. Fry in pan. Feel Truly American.
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:13 |
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oh and make chili and other things for leftovers and save money I guess?
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:15 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D-e8Kgw3-w
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:20 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tGu24dvE0g
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:30 |
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it thougt about putting leftover chili on a hotdog … but then I didn't ...
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:31 |
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dehumanize yourself and face to bloodshed
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:32 |
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really been looking for unfriendly cooking tips, thanks for the try tho op
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:36 |
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what you cooking? jk i don't give a poo poo add some onions and garlic "but what if i already put onion and garlic?" gently caress you add more
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:37 |
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making a soup? do the above but also add carrots and celery
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:38 |
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darkwing cuck posted:what you cooking? This is legit good advice. I am currently making a chicken stew that has a fuckton of onion and garlic along with other exotic, delicious, and sometimes perplexing ingredients! It is going to be amazing in about an hour.
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:44 |
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dangerburrd posted:1) put the leftover sautee'd onions and mushrooms from when you make steak on hotdogs How is it possible to have leftover sauteed mushrooms?
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:49 |
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Sauer posted:How is it possible to have leftover sauteed mushrooms? It only happened that one time and im not sure myself, admittedly a starwar betamax posted:here is an idea i just had: sloppy joe pizza? This could work, there's a pizza place near me that puts the toppings UNDER the cheese, similar principle and it is very good. Definitely run into problems with the cheese all coming off in one bite, does anyone have tips to stop that from happening??
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 05:53 |
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dangerburrd posted:This could work, there's a pizza place near me that puts the toppings UNDER the cheese, similar principle and it is very good. Definitely run into problems with the cheese all coming off in one bite, does anyone have tips to stop that from happening?? yeah mebbe try putting the toppings ON TOP OF THE PIZZA? ? ? ? .
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 06:00 |
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darkwing cuck posted:yeah mebbe try putting the toppings ON TOP OF THE PIZZA? ? ? ? . let go of the past
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 06:00 |
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darkwing cuck posted:yeah mebbe try putting the toppings ON TOP OF THE PIZZA? ? ? ? . well obviously but that happens with regular pizza too I mean in general
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 06:01 |
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dangerburrd posted:well obviously but that happens with regular pizza too I mean in general oh i dunno then i don't normally have that problem w pizza so i assumed it was due to the presence of bottomings e: maybe use a fork and knife but then yr one of those people who uses a fork and knife on 'za
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 06:05 |
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embrace the new pizza paradigm
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 06:08 |
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if you have a blender you can make your own guac, just be careful not to use too much lime
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 06:09 |
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Ensure + vodka on ice. No need to cook poo poo.
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 06:10 |
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Solid Poopsnake posted:embrace the new pizza paradigm could the toppings be integrated INTO the cheese? middlings, could be an interesting idea
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 06:10 |
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dangerburrd posted:could the toppings be integrated INTO the cheese? middlings, could be an interesting idea I put the toppings in my mouth, then the cheese, then the sauce, then the dough, and then just shove a blowtorch in there for about five minutes
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 06:12 |
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MY GIRLFRIEND brought me a frozen pot pie her dad made and i cooked that up for dinner tonight, no clue on how it's made so no tips on preparation but honestly the greatest cooking tip of all is to surround yourself with people who are better at cooking than you to learn from
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 06:23 |
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BTW i stickied this thread for ever. if its ever unstickied it will also erase all SA data and dewstroy the servers fiy
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 06:41 |
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FRIENDTIP: never eat texas bbq it is for bads and racists and people with tumblr accounts
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 06:53 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agQpK6H3LP8
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 06:54 |
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Office Commando posted:FRIENDTIP: never eat texas bbq it is for bads and racists and people with tumblr accounts this is wrong
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 06:57 |
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a starwar betamax posted:this is wrong sorry bbz it is right it is a struggle to understand but i believe in you
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 06:59 |
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Are you a horrible single man child? Get a crock pot. They're like $15 bucks. Ingriesients: *Boneless frozen chicken parts in a bag for like $11 which lasts a week *chicken soup broth in a big can or square thing that looks like milk but it's not it's chicken juice *celery an baby carrots and maybe other vegetables if you're fancy *potatos or rice or both *electricity -combine ingreidnets in the pot except the electricity, that goes in the plug -turn the pot on -wait, wash the vegetables did I say that yet? Chop them up so they fit in the pot -go to bed -wake up to delicious chicken soup for like $2 a serving -if you eat all the meat part of the soup and have broth left in the pot add rice or potatos again and just leave it on when you go to work, and come home to even more soup -actually if you time it right you. We'd never turn the pot off, just keep adding ingrieetsets as needed and wait 8 hours between eatings -congeatulatindions
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 07:13 |
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Did I say garlic?? Is pretty good,
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 07:13 |
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For a little "south fo the boarder" flavor add a little lime juice and hot sauce to your soup you are eating all alone and remember that one hot Mexican girl you dated that one time and her boobs and stuff
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# ? Nov 10, 2014 07:17 |
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sometimes, late at night, that Is When the mole People come,
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naem posted:Did I say garlic?? Is pretty good,
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