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i'm tired of being white. not a racist thing, i'd like to just try out another race for a while.
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it's a terminal condition. sorry you had to find out this way
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Nov 10, 2014 06:55
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make a tumblr and get oppressed
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Nov 10, 2014 06:55
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you could try setting yourself on fire op ive heard of other goons doing it and it turned out good
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Nov 10, 2014 06:57
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do something that hurts your karma before dying not like, murder or anything because then you'll reincarnate as a butterfly or some poo poo, but like, something that'll get you born destitute in a developing country
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Nov 10, 2014 06:58
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Feminition posted:do something that hurts your karma before dying doesn't being white implicitly lock the Karma Kap at a level that makes this automatic? hell, I think a white person would automatically reincarnate as a toad because of our decadence
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Nov 10, 2014 07:00
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A few years back the American Government decided mexicans don't exist for the purpose of the census. I'm no longer hispanic, I'm "white" now
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Nov 10, 2014 07:00
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how do toads gain good karma????
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Nov 10, 2014 07:01
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Volume posted:A few years back the American Government decided mexicans don't exist for the purpose of the census. I'm no longer hispanic, I'm "white" now Whoa, that's hosed up.
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Nov 10, 2014 07:02
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get a black friend
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Nov 10, 2014 07:03
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Its called a tan.
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Nov 10, 2014 07:03
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attend a historically black college in america
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Nov 10, 2014 07:04
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Shoe polish.
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Nov 10, 2014 07:10
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kill yourself
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Nov 10, 2014 07:11
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Volume posted:A few years back the American Government decided mexicans don't exist for the purpose of the census. I'm no longer hispanic, I'm "white" now congradulations
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Nov 10, 2014 07:13
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If you confess your sins to a black widow and then let it bite you, you will become Korean.
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Nov 10, 2014 07:32
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Office Commando posted:make a tumblr and get oppressed just play a videogame #gamegate am i right?
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Nov 10, 2014 07:34
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If you hang around black people long enough you become black yourself actually. its sort of like how if a bunch of women work in the same office their periods sync up.
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Nov 10, 2014 07:39
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It's almost like race is an invented concept used to divide people. It's almost like what people think is more important than what they look like
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Nov 10, 2014 07:45
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Jim Barris posted:If you hang around black people long enough you become black yourself actually. its sort of like how if a bunch of women work in the same office their periods sync up. I thought it had more to do with the moon and the tides in their area
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Nov 10, 2014 07:47
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Just get rip snorting drunk, pay a tattoo artist a ton for a full body perma-tan, and staple the corners of your eyes. never be be white again! You'll surely be a hit at all the sjw parties. No there isn't. Enjoy your unfair privilege and lack of rhythm! 
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Nov 10, 2014 07:48
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im so tired of sitting at the front of the bus
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Pookum posted:im so tired of sitting at the front of the bus 
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i'm tired of being white. not a racist thing, i'd like to just try out another race for a while. You do what my family did sand research your family tree until you find out your great-great-great grandmother was Cherokee which is white-people code for black. The 'one drop' rule makes you no longer white even if you look and act like it. Hope this helps!
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Nov 10, 2014 08:48
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i'm tired of being white. not a racist thing, i'd like to just try out another race for a while.
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Nov 10, 2014 08:50
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Pick a race and go for it. The members of that community will be thrilled and humbled a white would want to join their culture.
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Nov 10, 2014 09:01
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Stop buying gimmicky sous vide bullshit
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Nov 10, 2014 09:02
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a starwar betamax posted:you could try setting yourself on fire op ive heard of other goons doing it and it turned out good
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Nov 10, 2014 09:03
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burn a wine cork and rub it all over your body
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Nov 10, 2014 09:09
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if you cut all your skin off you'll be red OP that may be a pejorative term against native americans though, so not sure about that
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Nov 10, 2014 09:12
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platedlizard posted:You do what my family did sand research your family tree until you find out your great-great-great grandmother was Cherokee which is white-people code for black. The 'one drop' rule makes you no longer white even if you look and act like it. Hope this helps! Nah, that only really works if you're only a few generations removed. Enough gone by and even whitey won't care socially or legally. After that it's just a cool, white folks family tree Pokemon. Get too far down the chain and no sweet, sweet Foxwoods Casino money to pay for college and stuff. God, drat it. So angry at the the MAN's blood quotient measurements. Where's my drat piece?
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Nov 10, 2014 09:22
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In Black Like Me the guy found a dermatologist and asked him to darken his skin color. You could try that. Just say it's for a book report.
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Nov 10, 2014 09:22
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are there any illegal and or racist ways to stop being white?
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Nov 10, 2014 09:25
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History proves that man is a beast of prey. The beast of prey conquers countries, founds great realms by subjugation of the other subjugators, forms states and organizes civilizations in order to enjoy his booty in peace... Attack and defense, suffering and struggle, victory and defeat, domination and servitude, all sealed with blood; this is the entire history of the human race.
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Nov 10, 2014 09:29
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katlington posted:are there any illegal and or racist ways to stop being white? Yes. 
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Nov 10, 2014 09:33
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The Mad Archivist posted:how do toads gain good karma???? Eat malaria mosquitoes exclusively to prevent people from dying
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Nov 10, 2014 09:37
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I would say a spray on tan, but then I realized being orange is one of the whitest things possible
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Nov 10, 2014 10:30
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You can only go from black to white.
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Sentient Data posted:one of the whitest things possible
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