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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Woke up this morning to the cold realization that our beloved mod A Star Wars Beta Max is no longer with us. Various posters made threads threatening his life, one gas lighted him into believing he was a ghost. Ultimately these led to his forums death. Gone like beloved mod a Redshirt before him, sweetly into the night, a part of everything now. Finally at peace.

I dreamt I walked along a beach with A Star Wars Beta Max, but when I turned to thank him... he was gone, and only one set of footprints lay behind me. Rest in peace.

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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Luvcow posted:

I dreamt I walked along a beach with A Star Wars Beta Max, but when I turned to thank him... he was gone, and only one set of footprints lay behind me. Rest in peace.

I'm an expert at dream interpretation and this probably (definitely) means your gay also your dad is disappointed in you

El Spider
Nov 9, 2012

[banging cutlery on table] we want gbs iks

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

fraaaaaaaancoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! :argh:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Savings Coupon posted:

I'm an expert at dream interpretation and this probably (definitely) means your gay also your dad is disappointed in you

*nods head* I'm sorry I'm still not going to sleep with you

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



who is a star wart beta max

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

fyodor posted:

fraaaaaaaancoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! :argh:

Let's not blame him for this yet. We can't link him directly. It's almost as if he's a member of some secret super intellectual society and as such is always one step ahead of us... :ohdear:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

ethanol posted:

who is a star wart beta max

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3680254&pagenumber=3&perpage=40#post437482373

He died for your sins :cripes:

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Savings Coupon posted:

I'm an expert at dream interpretation and this probably (definitely) means your gay also your dad is disappointed in you

As a doctor and lawyer working on my third phd I have to strongly agree

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Luvcow posted:

*nods head* I'm sorry I'm still not going to sleep with you

poo poo.

20 bucks?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

fyodor posted:

fraaaaaaaancoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! :argh:

I aint done poo poo

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
He punched a pillow one time. It was the height of gibs comedy. :angel:

I Am A Robot
Jul 1, 2006

why is his ghost missing fingers and feet what did you do to him you monster

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Savings Coupon posted:

poo poo.

20 bucks?

One time only deal of $19.99

Just this once

Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008

which of my sins exactly OP? I mean, there's so many

my Hockey Sucks thread for example. the prevailing opinion seems to be that it was Not Good. If star war beta's death absolves me of that one that'd be sweet

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


rip in piece

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Flying Fortress posted:

which of my sins exactly OP? I mean, there's so many

my Hockey Sucks thread for example. the prevailing opinion seems to be that it was Not Good. If star war beta's death absolves me of that one that'd be sweet

That thread was actually really well made. By taking a negative stance on hockey you sacrificed yourself, like Jesus, so that hockey fans could come together. Star War Beta brought us together for Friendtalk, a No-Venom-Ber if you will. Somewhere there is a goon Judas who sold him out for some silver.

My sins were being a terrible poster. :(

Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008

Luvcow posted:

That thread was actually really well made. By taking a negative stance on hockey you sacrificed yourself, like Jesus, so that hockey fans could come together. Star War Beta brought us together for Friendtalk, a No-Venom-Ber if you will. Somewhere there is a goon Judas who sold him out for some silver.

My sins were being a terrible poster. :(

Never thought I'd be compared to Jesus in gbs

Or anywhere

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

He was my best friend I miss him so loving much

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
CQ WR2, this is GFO, do you copy?

Star Wars Betamax, this is nathilus, Come back.

This is Nathilus broadcasting on 9.2 megahertz. Star Wars Betamax, are you there? Come back. Come back. Come back... :(

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
he appears to live in a teachers lounge

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Drink Cheerwine posted:

he appears to live in a teachers lounge

It was his vow of poverty

Nathilus posted:

CQ WR2, this is GFO, do you copy?

Star Wars Betamax, this is nathilus, Come back.

This is Nathilus broadcasting on 9.2 megahertz. Star Wars Betamax, are you there? Come back. Come back. Come back... :(

Keep trying, we can't give up

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

I Am A Robot posted:

why is his ghost missing fingers and feet what did you do to him you monster

those parts of him live on

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


rip a starwar betamax

you were taken too soon, now nobody will get to experience the joy that is Rango

johnny depp cries a silent tear for you

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I thought this was about the site with all the 80s Christmas specials dying.

It's just some rear end in a top hat.

Phew!

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



I'm gonna miss that dog avatar.

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
can confirm he is awol. called friend line, WHICH I KNOW FOR A FACT IS REAL BC I TALKED TO MAX PERSONALLY LAST NIGHT WITH DOCUMENTATION FROM VIDEO CHAT VIEWERS. anyway i made up the poo poo about him answering this time, he might be dead tbh.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

EugeneJ posted:

It's just some rear end in a top hat.

gently caress you buddy

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Betamax wants to alpha the beta holes.

I dunno.

Hes a good guy with a tiny apartment.

CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


i'm not ruling out foul play by the vast anti-Rango cabal. he could have been snuffed out on the way to the mailbox

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Was he defeated in a dual with A StarTrek VHS?

RedLobster
Nov 19, 2010

Original Character
!DO NOT STEAL!
Stey safe Betamax ghost.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
i always liked your avatar and how you would post "WOOF" randomly.

you will be missed a starwar betamax :qq:


tip o' the cap to you


:qq:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
GUYS, IT WAS ALL AN INSIDE JOB!! :tinfoil:

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





CrashCat posted:

rip a starwar betamax

you were taken too soon, now nobody will get to experience the joy that is Rango

johnny depp cries a silent tear for you

im crushed i wont be receiving that dvd

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Like ten thousand ignited farts
Burned too bright, gone too soon

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Honestly ASWBM was one of the best mods we have had in ages.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

SaltLick posted:

im crushed i wont be receiving that dvd

Your video was beautiful. It was GBS's version of the plastic bag from American Beauty :ohdear:

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
who will play a starwar betamax in the tearjerker biopic of his forums life??

also he probated me once i feel like we had something really special for those six hours.

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