macro brews are where it's at

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let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

lots of idiots think their microbrew craft ipa is something good

but really, coors, Budweiser, miller, corona, etc have reached the pinnacle of beer brewing. The hardest thing to do is to make millions of beers taste identical when they are brewed in different places. Shipped all over the loving place, and also clear and refreshing

any hipster idiot can make a beer with "character", only the character happens to be the sweat dripping from his neck beard into the beer, it isn't the perfectly balanced and chemically precise taste you get from a brewing process that is pure science, precision, and consistency.

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Pillow Clerk: Oct 18, 2008

miller high life - my first beer :cool:

# ? Nov 11, 2014 05:21

Pillow Clerk: Oct 18, 2008

I heard it was the champagne of beers, and was like, "Well, hot drat! Sign me up!"

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Stoic Commie: Aug 29, 2005; by XyloJW

if i wanted to drink a bunch of preservatives and high fructose corn syrup i'd just drink rum and coke

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let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

Stoic Commie posted:

if i wanted to drink a bunch of preservatives and high fructose corn syrup i'd just drink rum and coke

this is a bad troll since everyone knows the fermentables are consumed by the yeasts and it doesn't matter if they are corn syrup or Amish sugar plantation sourced

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Stoic Commie: Aug 29, 2005; by XyloJW

busch light is ok bud light is nasty

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Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

default/beer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7n9YX1Xfw4

Masturbasturd fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Nov 11, 2014

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Harime Nui: Apr 15, 2008; The New Insincerity

yer a coorpate hurr, op

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Lufiron: Nov 24, 2005

private stock aka the green death

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

yes inject that corporate pisswater they call beer right into my rear end in a top hat plz

(microbrew IPAs are poo poo because IPAs are really poo poo and they all taste the same. but there are really good local brews for non-IPAs that are v good)

# ? Nov 11, 2014 06:23

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

I don't see Fred Flintsone and Barney Rubble advertising any mircobrew bullshit.
Busch supremacy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEZGaLlLfcY

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down n out: Sep 16, 2008; Nap Ghost

;et me enjoy this flavorless, additive laden piss. ehte CAN LIGHTS UP!

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Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

and it [might] give cartoon capitalists hallucinations! :catdrugs:

# ? Nov 11, 2014 06:37

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

IPAs are all garbage but non-IPA microcraft beers are usually pretty decent

doesn't matter since all the best beer comes from europe anyway

# ? Nov 11, 2014 06:51

TOILETLORD: Nov 13, 2012; by XyloJW

jackyl posted:

lots of idiots think their microbrew craft ipa is something good

but really, coors, Budweiser, miller, corona, etc have reached the pinnacle of beer brewing. The hardest thing to do is to make millions of beers taste identical when they are brewed in different places. Shipped all over the loving place, and also clear and refreshing

any hipster idiot can make a beer with "character", only the character happens to be the sweat dripping from his neck beard into the beer, it isn't the perfectly balanced and chemically precise taste you get from a brewing process that is pure science, precision, and consistency.

bud ice is pretty great and for some reason a 32 is a dollar cheaper than a 40.

# ? Nov 11, 2014 06:58