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axeil
Feb 14, 2006


Do the Sanchez.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F9Wv46QvV0


Post about Philadelphia Eagles QB Mark Sanchez here.


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oldgoatmon
Jul 4, 2004

Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch
Sanchize :allears:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I hope Rex Ryan was watching this game with a gun in his mouth.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Oh what could have been here in Jetsland. Godspeed, Dirty Sanchez, win the Super Bowl.

New Division
Jun 23, 2004

I beg to present to you as a Christmas gift, Mr. Lombardi, the city of Detroit.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I hope Rex Ryan was watching this game with a gun in his mouth.

Nah, his wife's foot is probably lodged pretty firmly in there right now.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I hope Rex Ryan was watching this game with a gun in his mouth.

I bet he's really regretting that tattoo.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

I was a doubter, a shameful, unfaithful man, but I have seen the glory and my eyes are full of light

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
I believe in Sanchize.

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I hope Rex Ryan was watching this game with a gun in his mouth.

Pancakes by Mail
Oct 21, 2010

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Goaltender Carey Price was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.
All true believers (a group which I was never a member of) knew that Sanchez just needed a chance to succeed.

Luckily even the fools and doubters have a chance to repent and bask in his majesty.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

all aboard the sanchezwagon

Tom Tucker
Jul 19, 2003

I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

As a Jet I reveled in his failures and as an Eagle I bask in the glow of his glory. All hail Sanchez.

TheRico
Mar 1, 2007
I always believed in Mark Sanchez. He's the only reason why I post here twice a year. #sanchise4life

Beautiful Ninja
Mar 26, 2009

Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.
Well I've learned it doesn't matter what the Jets do at QB, bad quarterbacking is their lifeblood. If by sheer accident they end up with a QB playing well, that person will soon suffer horribly injury, RIP Chad Pennington.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Mark Sanchez is alright by me.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Beautiful Ninja posted:

Well I've learned it doesn't matter what the Jets do at QB, bad quarterbacking is their lifeblood. If by sheer accident they end up with a QB playing well, that person will soon suffer horribly injury, RIP Chad Pennington.

Broadway Joe was alright :shobon:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
M. Sanchez 20/37 332 yards 2 TD 0 INT

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
I wonder if I walk to Pat's right now I'll be able to touch Mark Sanchez tonight

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Yodzilla posted:

I wonder if I walk to Pat's right now I'll be able to touch Mark Sanchez tonight

He said he couldn't pick between Pat's and Geno's! :colbert:

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
He's going to both!!

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you will join us
As the Sanchize wins a ring

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004

Yodzilla posted:

I wonder if I walk to Pat's right now I'll be able to touch Mark Sanchez tonight

You think Chip would let that abhorrence touch his QBs pristine body?

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
Whiz wit in a blender with protein powder and chia seeds.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003


I could swear I've seen a version of this where the balloon explodes with gore and the clown dies

a rowdy mullet
Feb 12, 2009
Happy birthday Sanchize :3:

Captain Geech
Mar 14, 2008

I've made a huge mistake.

Intruder posted:

I could swear I've seen a version of this where the balloon explodes with gore and the clown dies

I'm pretty sure that's Stephen Colbert and your version sounds a bit too grim for him. But I could be wrong.

YMB
Nov 8, 2009

in an unceremonious way
I support this thread. Mark Sanchez is the future of football.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?



B... butt fumble? :confused:

Beautiful Ninja
Mar 26, 2009

Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.

Quiet Feet posted:

B... butt fumble? :confused:

At this point I'm convinced it was an elaborate ruse perpetrated by Mark Sanchez so he would no longer have to play for the Jets.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Beautiful Ninja posted:

At this point I'm convinced it was an elaborate ruse perpetrated by Mark Sanchez so he would no longer have to play for the Jets.

The greatest trick the devil ever performed was convincing the world he doesn't exist.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Quiet Feet posted:

B... butt fumble? :confused:

He had to hit rock a bottom before he was ready to admit he had a problem.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
I cannot in good conscience root for Mark Sanchez as he is an Eagle. Boo thread.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Febreeze posted:

I cannot in good conscience root for Mark Sanchez as he is an Eagle. Boo thread.

Then you'll never know true happiness

Sanchez transcends team affiliation

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
February 1, 2015.

Patriots 14, Eagles 10, 0:20 left

Sanchez drops back.

Sanchez deep to Matthews.

Touchdown.

0:02
0:01
0:00

Eagles are Super Bowl Champions.



Sanchez slips on confetti, into Goodell's butt, and fumbles the Lombardi.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Ostentatious posted:

Then you'll never know true happiness

Sanchez transcends team affiliation

The Buttfumble transcends affiliations

Sanchez does not

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?



kalensc posted:

February 1, 2015.

Patriots 14, Eagles 10, 0:20 left

Sanchez drops back.

Sanchez deep to Matthews.

Touchdown.

0:02
0:01
0:00

Eagles are Super Bowl Champions.



Sanchez slips on confetti, into Goodell's butt, and fumbles the Lombardi.

I could get behind this.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
He's cool and good and I like him a lot.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



This thread owns and I hope the Eagles win the Super Bowl with Mark Sanchez at the helm.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Unfortunately Mark Sanchez will be forgotten during the Year of the Orton

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Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

sweet thursday posted:

Unfortunately Mark Sanchez will be forgotten during the Year of the Orton
Eagles/Bills Super Bowl is the only thing that can derail 18-1.

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