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I guess it's veteran's day? I don't know any veterans so I'll just thank my dad for going to college instead of viet nam.
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One of my friends is a marine. He came back and got a job as a cop. He finally got to kill someone. It's a success story.
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Nov 11, 2014 07:32
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My brother is technically a war veteran because he showed up in Iraq a week after the truce was declared but before the war officially ended, he got to drive around kuwait and shoot a .50 cal I guess
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Nov 11, 2014 07:33
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Didn't some racist somethingawful mod and veteran get ironically murdered by a pack of wild Africans while working for the CIA?
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Nov 11, 2014 07:35
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Apthous posted:Didn't some racist somethingawful mod and veteran get ironically murdered by a pack of wild Africans while working for the CIA? Grover still alive. Lol at veteran.
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Nov 11, 2014 07:37
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Thank you brown people for serving as cannon fodder so I can get the day off amen.
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Nov 11, 2014 07:37
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Apthous posted:Didn't some racist somethingawful mod and veteran get ironically murdered by a pack of wild Africans while working for the CIA? that's one way to view vilerat's saga, i suppose
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Nov 11, 2014 07:37
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i know a couple vets. one went awol from boot camp then later vastly over exaggerated a knee injury. he's on disability and going to college for free. he also has hpv the other is a raging alcoholic who split up recently with his wife who thinks vaccines cause autism. he's got some kind of mental issues, but i don't really think they're from his service so much. he makes more a month from disability than i do working woo veterans the ultimate welfare queens
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Nov 11, 2014 07:38
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Pay me respects you sissy bitches.
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Nov 11, 2014 07:39
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darkwing cuck posted:he also has hpv ah yes, the traditional military sti.
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Nov 11, 2014 07:45
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i knew a guy who was in afghanistan and then he came back and did star wars roleplay and showed me some of the stuff he wrote about it and it was pretty much all torture scenes then he started smoking weed and got a job in video games and then got super into weed and tried to start his own weed company in washington and now is trying to find computer programming jobs and doesnt have ptsd but looks like a drug addict
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Nov 11, 2014 07:47
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The kid who bullied me all the loving time in middle school stole my seat in 7th grade and I decided I had enough. I politely informed him that he took my seat, words were exchanged, and it ended up with me repeatedly asking him "Are you hyperactive?". He then responded repeatedly "Do you have a small dick?". I then promised to answer his question if he answered mine first, but the interaction ended before we could get our respective answers as he punched me in the right thigh as hard as he could (I had been hoping it would have been the face so he would have gotten expelled). This young man then later in adult life attacked his father nearly killing him and got arrested for it. Then in a separate occasion he attacked a man taking out money from an ATM with a knife, unknowing that the man he was trying to rob also had a knife. When the cops arrived he lied and said he had been the victim. This fine specimen of a human being ultimately joined the marines corpse. Semper Fi to you and thank you for your service, you are truly americas breast and brightest.
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Nov 11, 2014 07:53
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I'm a vet. I was in the Air Force. Well that's my story. Have a good time talking about how we all kill babies because you're jealous we get a free lunch one day out of the year.
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Nov 11, 2014 07:57
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Whenever I try to talk to vet bros about Iraq I see a flash of deep horror and soul crushing despair in their eyes as they change the subject hope this helps op
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Nov 11, 2014 07:57
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My roommate in college for a year fought in Iraq and was a real retard. He also had his retarded army buddies come over to our house for a party and they stole our weed after me outsmoking/outdrinking them the night before.
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Nov 11, 2014 08:00
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Apthous posted:My roommate in college for a year fought in Iraq and was a real retard. He also had his retarded army buddies come over to our house for a party and they stole our weed after me outsmoking/outdrinking them the night before. Apthous posted:The kid who bullied me all the loving time in middle school stole my seat in 7th grade and I decided I had enough. I politely informed him that he took my seat, words were exchanged, and it ended up with me repeatedly asking him "Are you hyperactive?". He then responded repeatedly "Do you have a small dick?". I then promised to answer his question if he answered mine first, but the interaction ended before we could get our respective answers as he punched me in the right thigh as hard as he could (I had been hoping it would have been the face so he would have gotten expelled). Thank you for this very informative bit of shitthatdidnthappen.txt Julius CSAR fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Nov 11, 2014 |
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Nov 11, 2014 08:01
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AhahahahahaApthous posted:For the record I can't play this game because my graphics card is 5 years old and can't run directx 11. CoD can infact run though on an xbox 360 which was released 9 years ago.
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Nov 11, 2014 08:06
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Crow_Rodeo posted:Thank you for this very informative bit of shitthatdidnthappen.txt They also ate some of our food from the fridge without asking. How exactly does someone smoke weed while on active duty and not get caught?
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Nov 11, 2014 08:07
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Apthous posted:They also ate some of our food from the fridge without asking. How exactly does someone smoke weed while on active duty and not get caught? It's pretty easy. Lol you dream about CoD and smoking tangos all day so some actual soldiers stealing food from your fridge is basically the closest you'll ever get to being cucked, right?
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Nov 11, 2014 08:10
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Crow_Rodeo posted:It's pretty easy. Lol you dream about CoD and smoking tangos all day so some actual soldiers stealing food from your fridge is basically the closest you'll ever get to being cucked, right? Starsiege: Tribes is basically the Advanced Warfare cuck.
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Nov 11, 2014 08:12
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Apthous posted:Starsiege: Tribes is basically the Advanced Warfare cuck. Hey can you please stop posting. You're not funny.
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Nov 11, 2014 08:14
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Crow_Rodeo posted:Hey can you please stop posting. You're not funny. 
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Nov 11, 2014 08:15
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My grandfather was a sniper in the marines during Vietnam and he used to get drunk and shout about gooks. He liked crank and black hookers. rip grandpa From what I understand today's veterans mostly spend their time masturbating and playing video games. thats all i know about veterans thanks for reading
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Nov 11, 2014 08:23
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Jim Barris posted:From what I understand today's veterans mostly spend their time masturbating and playing video games. thats all i know about veterans thanks for reading This is true.
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Nov 11, 2014 08:25
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Another kid that I knew from high school joined the muhreens but he was kind of a nice dude just kind of a retard. His apendix sploded in basic training I heard.
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Nov 11, 2014 08:33
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I worked for a guy who was an ex-marine and liked to wax philosophic about the particulars of how to best date rape. Some weird guy came up to me when I was smoking in front of a wal-mart and claimed to have been a marine during desert storm 1 and that back then they knew how to really 'smack the queers around'.
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Nov 11, 2014 08:37
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Dude I went to school with was in Iraq. He said that if they were somewhere that was dicey they would take handfuls of candy and throw it in the streets. When the kids would scramble for it they'd cross through the crowd. He said he liked when he was working check points and when cars didn't stop they'd light them up. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank him for his service.
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Jim Barris posted:I worked for a guy who was an ex-marine and liked to wax philosophic about the particulars of how to best date rape. Some weird guy came up to me when I was smoking in front of a wal-mart and claimed to have been a marine during desert storm 1 and that back then they knew how to really 'smack the queers around'. The marines didn't smack anything around in Desert Storm unless they were in a tank or bradley.
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Nov 11, 2014 08:39
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Apthous posted:The marines didn't smack anything around in Desert Storm unless they were in a tank or bradley. No, see, the point of his story was that in his day they didn't play around when it came to gays in their platoon or whatever. He basically described to me a group assault of some guy who had been declared by group consensus to be a fag. He could of been lying, it's hard to say.
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Dude I went to school with was in Iraq. He said that if they were somewhere that was dicey they would take handfuls of candy and throw it in the streets. When the kids would scramble for it they'd cross through the crowd. He said he liked when he was working check points and when cars didn't stop they'd light them up. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank him for his service. read this wrong, ignore me
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Nov 11, 2014 08:46
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When people say "thanks for protecting our freedoms" or whatever I assume they are talking to WWII veterans because you're an idiot if you think the military has "protected" anything other than sand and multi-national commerce since then.
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Nov 11, 2014 08:53
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the military right now is basically just another form of welfare except there's a slight chance you'll die
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Nov 11, 2014 08:54
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Also I will litearlly drink tears of any veteran who is crying about ISIS now controlling some shithole that the US fought over for the past decade.
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Chinatown posted:When people say "thanks for protecting our freedoms" or whatever I assume they are talking about WWII veterans because you're an idiot if you think the military has "protected" anything other than sand and multi-national commerce since then. Corporate interests are associated with increased freedom due to increased prosperity. But if you think it actually takes massive amounts of infantry to achieve that goal boy do I have some news for you. Wars like Afghanistan should be fought entirely with advanced weaponry like heavy tanks and air power for basically no casualties or danger.
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Nov 11, 2014 08:57
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Apthous posted:Corporate interests are associated with increased freedom due to increased prosperity. But if you think it actually takes massive amounts of infantry to achieve that goal boy do I have some news for you. Wars like Afghanistan should be fought entirely with advanced weaponry like heavy tanks and air power for basically no casualties or danger. lmao if you think "heavy tanks" can go into anywhere without infantry support and not expect massive losses.
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Nov 11, 2014 09:00
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Chinatown posted:lmao if you think "heavy tanks" can go into anywhere without infantry support and not expect massive losses. Philippe Pétain pls leave.
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Nov 11, 2014 09:02
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enjoy your 300 a week pension poors.
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Nov 11, 2014 09:03
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Apthous posted:Philippe Pétain pls leave. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvuwUxaJmlo&t=58s
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Nov 11, 2014 09:06
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ROFL the t72 is like a t34 with rims bruh troll harder. *edit* ROFL quote:The basic T-72 is relatively underpowered, with a 780 hp (580 kW) supercharged version of the basic 500 hp (370 kW) V-12 diesel engine block originally designed for the World War II-era T-34. Apthous fucked around with this message at 09:16 on Nov 11, 2014 |
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Apthous posted:ROFL the t72 is like a t34 with rims bruh troll harder. not very smart huh
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