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flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Space is gay, but earth is gayer. Why cant we leave yet?

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MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Pics or GTFO, ESA.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Hogge Wild posted:

yesssssssssssssssssssss


go mankind!!!!!!!!!!!1

Go robotkind you mean

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
i think the ESA site is getting bombarded with traffic now. can't get the stream.

SaltLick posted:

did this have any sort of ridiculous landing procedure like the sky crane?

what? space-harpoons don't impress you anymore?

Sylink
Apr 17, 2004

There is no atmosphere on the comet so no need for a crane really (not that it really matters).

They did have fancy rear end harpoons and poo poo which stick the landing and measure soil hardness.

EDIT: Also the skycrane was for the huge size of the MSL versus the relatively tiny and low grav lander on the comet.

Lazer Monkey
Jan 15, 2005

they look worried..

Kaislioc
Feb 14, 2008

KoRMaK posted:

What the hell are these nerds doing to space? Give me the live feed of the camera on the probe, not you guys standing around your computers.

speed of light bitch

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
I love how the Science channel is doing a "LIVE" broadcast of the landing... tonight at 10pm EST...

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
ok first pics are coming in 2 hours

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

"The remaining 348,456,945,498 comets are bugging out!"

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Unhinged Vulcan posted:

i think the ESA site is getting bombarded with traffic now. can't get the stream.


what? space-harpoons don't impress you anymore?

i didnt know it was slam whaling. baller

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
did anything exciting happen?

Sylink
Apr 17, 2004

yah the comet is out past mars so communication delay is probably 30 minutes, at least, one way.

Lazer Monkey
Jan 15, 2005

Zzulu posted:

did anything exciting happen?

Aliens!

Ninja fetus
Jan 22, 2005
Legalize murder
What if Philae's system crashes and someone has to reboot it?

Sidecrab
Jul 16, 2012

This thing must have cost several hundred thousand dollars

Timespy
Jul 6, 2013

No bond but to do just ones

Ninja fetus posted:

What if Philae's system crashes and someone has to reboot it?

They hit the reset button using a (very long) straightened paperclip.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
im going to be really sad if i dont get to have an extraterrestrials weird fuckin lips around my dong before i die

Ninja fetus
Jan 22, 2005
Legalize murder

Timespy posted:

They hit the reset button using a (very long) straightened paperclip.
drat. Technology never ceases to amaze me.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Kaislioc posted:

speed of light bitch
How long is its current comm delay due to light? Longer than 8 minutes?

Also, maybe they didn't even have a live feed of the cameras (maybe they aren't powered on right now), and maybe the landing was all automated and they were just watching telem numbers. Still would have liked to see an inset of that, get my science on :jeb:

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug
They did it. They actually loving did it.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Zzulu posted:

im going to be really sad if i dont get to have an extraterrestrials weird fuckin lips around my dong before i die


Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
woud

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
did the aliens come out yet? Were they pissed we harpooned the roof

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW

aejix posted:

They did it. They actually loving did it.

Those mothrefuckers

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
So loving awesome. I'm not that old, but I honestly never thought I would have seen anything like this in my life.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

SniperWoreConverse posted:

did the aliens come out yet? Were they pissed we harpooned the roof

extremely, we are now at space war

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe

KoRMaK posted:

How long is its current comm delay due to light? Longer than 8 minutes?

Also, maybe they didn't even have a live feed of the cameras (maybe they aren't powered on right now), and maybe the landing was all automated and they were just watching telem numbers. Still would have liked to see an inset of that, get my science on :jeb:

you have no science sorry

Lazer Monkey
Jan 15, 2005

poo poo, the anchors failed!

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
gently caress you comet.

I ride bikes all day
Sep 10, 2007

I shitposted in the same thread for 2 years and all I got was this red text av. Ask me about my autism!



College Slice

Lazer Monkey posted:

poo poo, the anchors failed!

Lady was very quick to get away from Mr. Wet Towel and his bad news.

Lazer Monkey
Jan 15, 2005

Cool graphic tool, pertaining to Rosetta http://sci.esa.int/where_is_rosetta/

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

FIRE THE HARPOONS

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
*points vaguely overhead* yeah up there someplace

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

So I'm confused it connected but didn't connect you guys are contradicting each other come on!

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

LethalGeek posted:

So I'm confused it connected but didn't connect you guys are contradicting each other come on!

Check out that Aurora!

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

Parallax Scroll posted:

FIRE THE HARPOONS

~ Captain Ahab, Moby Dick

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Gunky Junket posted:

~ Captain Ahab, Moby Dick

Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers' hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say,- Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.

Herman Melville's Moby dick

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Lazer Monkey posted:

Cool graphic tool, pertaining to Rosetta http://sci.esa.int/where_is_rosetta/

It's not working for me in Chrome on Win7. Other Webgl stuff works though. Anyone else having this issue?

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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

KoRMaK posted:

It's not working for me in Chrome on Win7. Other Webgl stuff works though. Anyone else having this issue?

Fine here (Chrome Win7). Funky electronic drone music, too.

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