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they told me it was a million dollar wound but they musta kept th at money cause i didnt see a penny of it
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Nov 12, 2014 01:26
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1gnoirents posted:i got shot in the butt-tocks Million dollar wound
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Nov 12, 2014 01:26
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i havent seen the movie in probably 10 years and i can half rear end quote like half of it that makes it good OP
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Nov 12, 2014 01:26
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ice creeeeeeeeam
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Nov 12, 2014 01:27
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Million dollar wound "Lieutenant Daaaaaaaan, ithe-kreeeeeeme....."
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Nov 12, 2014 01:27
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Nov 12, 2014 01:28
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big ol fat rain
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Nov 12, 2014 01:30
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1gnoirents posted:big ol fat rain And Tex? ... I don't quite remember where he was from...
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Nov 12, 2014 01:31
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Wicker Man posted:And Tex? Bubba was a white man in the book, and didn't say anything about srimp
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Nov 12, 2014 01:32
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:it's pretty hard for a guy to get aids by loving a girl once, and did she even for sure have aids at that point? I dont think you get the aids through an installment plan. But yeah she's still in college when she madly pumps his jizz into her shrimp boat She does molest him but hes retarded so when he says "rape" it sounds like "I like cartoons" so her fatty roommate just rolls over and faryts
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Nov 12, 2014 01:35
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loco moco posted:I dont think you get the aids through an installment plan. But yeah she's still in college when she madly pumps his jizz into her shrimp boat you were the fatty roommate weren't you?
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Nov 12, 2014 01:38
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in the book he's gay and she's a leather daddy
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Nov 12, 2014 01:39
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you irl posted:in the book he's gay and she's a leather daddy You and I read two very different books
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Nov 12, 2014 01:41
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you were the fatty roommate weren't you? Yep. My nightie was blowing like the flag at the super bowl Forredts only knowledge of sex up to that point would have been what he overheard from his mom. He was yelling "you go mrs Gump. Work it so little forrst won't be crippled and bent his whole life. Gobble Gobble Gobble like a turkey" Jenny was sick
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Nov 12, 2014 01:51
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is there a Mr Gump, Mrs Gump?
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Nov 12, 2014 02:02
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loco moco posted:Yep. My nightie was blowing like the flag at the super bowl ha ha! you're roommate was loving a retard and you couldn't get laid
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Nov 12, 2014 02:04
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I saw that movie like 5 times and didn't know Jenny had AIDS until I read it online.
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Nov 12, 2014 02:06
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:ha ha! you're roommate was loving a retard and you couldn't get laid I got sloppy seconds Fatty like leftovers
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Nov 12, 2014 02:10
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I think it's despicable how his mom convinced him to go to war even though she knew he was a monster tard. Momma lied, Zipperheads died.
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Nov 12, 2014 02:11
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loco moco posted:I got sloppy seconds Noice!
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Nov 12, 2014 02:12
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:What? having sex with someone so retarded they don't even understand what sex is coulkd be called rape which is why it is illegal to have sex with goons in most of the developed world
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Nov 12, 2014 02:14
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swampland posted:having sex with someone so retarded they don't even understand what sex is coulkd be called rape I think that means I've been raped.
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Nov 12, 2014 02:15
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:she didn't have aids in the book. Also Forrest had like a foot long dong in the book. cite ur sources pls
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Nov 12, 2014 02:17
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I think that means I've been raped. show off
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Nov 12, 2014 02:18
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1gnoirents posted:forrest gump was good OP
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Nov 12, 2014 02:19
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forrest gump: so this is rape huh
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Nov 12, 2014 02:19
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Frostwerks posted:forrest gump: so this is rape huh "I know what love is..."
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Nov 12, 2014 02:19
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life is like a big box of cocks
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Nov 12, 2014 02:19
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if forrest had been born texan he would have been in the electric chair by his 12th birthday
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Nov 12, 2014 02:19
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Forrest Gump is trash, yes. It's little more than baby boomer porn so they could give each other elbow nudges and say "Remember when?"
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Nov 12, 2014 02:20
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Wicker Man posted:"I know what love is..." baby don't hurt me
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Nov 12, 2014 02:20
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Wicker Man posted:"I know what love is..." cue forrest talking to all those people on the bench, going on and on and on about how much he likes rape, how much fun rape is, that a little rape never hurt anybody and how his mama raped that superintendent until he relented and let a retard onto school grounds
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Nov 12, 2014 02:21
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jenny in her feminist phase: all sex is rape forrest. but who is raping who? forrest gump: I think you mean whom haha
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Nov 12, 2014 02:22
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paXCXnaiUlA
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Nov 12, 2014 02:24
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Oh my god.
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Nov 12, 2014 02:25
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Wicker Man posted:Oh my god. yeah its good
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Nov 12, 2014 02:27
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forrest gump: [raping] I have raped for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours [he stops and turns around] young man: Quiet, quiet! He's gonna say something! forrest gump: [pause] I'm pretty tired... I think I'll go home now.
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Nov 12, 2014 02:27
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That part where he gets LT Dans dick in his eye lmao
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life is like a box of aids
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