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am
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bm (i poop in the shower)
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Silver Gadget
Apr 17, 2006

am and pm.

I don't gently caress around.

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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Spanish Manlove posted:

honestly it's more of a comfort thing because fresh, clean sheets and a shower before bed is amazing. Try it sometime.

BTW wash your sheets every other week you gross nerds.

i agree, feel clean and fresh before bed is amaziiiing

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Peroxide Cowboy posted:

PM because I work super early in the morning YES I WASH MY SHEETS

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I have SEX so much i need to wash my sheets even more often

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

LifeSizePotato posted:

a lot of goons do apparently

if you think you don't you must sleep alone cuz everyone wakes up a little stinky

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
all goons dont shower because they're fat and bad!!!

i personally shower twice a day every day (morning and after gym) because im good, clean and alpha

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
am because my hair will be a mess if i don't and both is wasteful

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

darkwing cuck posted:

am because my hair will be a mess if i don't and both is wasteful

gently caress the environment

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Spanish Manlove posted:

gently caress the environment

woah franco that's incool. is this a official mensa position@

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Hector Beerlioz posted:

One of the greatest pleasures in life is the shower beer.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Evening because I go to work at nights.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Hector Beerlioz posted:

One of the greatest pleasures in life is the shower beer.

turn yr back to the shower head, drink a beer, and light a cigarette or joint. lean yr head back after you've taken a drag and let the water run over yr face. welcome to heaven

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Spanish Manlove posted:

honestly it's more of a comfort thing because fresh, clean sheets and a shower before bed is amazing. Try it sometime.

BTW wash your sheets every other week you gross nerds.

Once a week you cretin.

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Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Shower in the morning so I can style my hair

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Every morning, cause I'll feel gross if I don't. And then sometimes at night I'll shower, or even better bathe in the dark. The sensory deprivation makes it even more relaxing for me.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Have a loving shower before you go off into society, you disgusting trolls!

Do you work in barns?

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
i usually do it in the am but i get up for work p early so when the weather gets colder i start taking them just before bed because on cold mornings i want to spend every possible minute under the covers

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
mmmmm, more like 5-6 in the afternoon with NPR on to cover up the whimpers from the basement, then another at midnight to start the cycle all over again.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

I always take a shower in the morning to wake me up and to make my hair more comb-able before I go to work.

If I have trouble sleeping at night, I'll take one then too. The bed is more comfortable after a shower.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Not enough both votes in that poll :ohdear:

texasmed
May 27, 2004
washing a set of bed sheets once a week is less water than 7 night showers

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
showers are for plebs

"ooo look at me I'm WET"

Good for you, water is for drinking though you idiot. Bathing in the ocean is acceptable but that's a quinquennial thing for some of us. Get off your high horse, really.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Baba Ganoush posted:

quinquennial

most important thing i learned from this thread

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I remember a long time ago someone in GBS was vigorously and seriously defending the concept of showering like once a month.

catrkoraz
Sep 9, 2006
AM and PM because showers are amazing.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
Speaking of the BM option, one time I flushed the toilet and every bathtub and bath-sink in the house erupted with poo poo and piss. Some roots had grown into the pipe leading to the main sewer on my property. Good times!

johnny sack
Jan 30, 2004

One day, this team will play to their expectations...

Just not this year..

mookface posted:

Evenings because I work all day and I can't handle going to bed dirty

This is the answer. If you shower only in the AM, you're hopping into bed covered in whatever you've been exposed to all day. Maybe you simply sit in an office all day rather than working with tractors or something, but that's still gross. Shower at night, get clean, then your bed stays cleaner. This is in no way is advocating washing your sheets less, but rather just better for overall hygiene.

I don't have time to shower in the morning. I would much rather wake up 10 minutes later than try to quickly shower and get out the door. Plus, it being winter now, I don't want to leave the house with super wet hair as it will just make me colder and/or freeze.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I take a quick shower in the mornings so my hair doesn't look like poo poo for work. I bike to and from work so sometimes on hot days I need to rinse off when I get home. I wash my hair every 2-3 days, non-sulfate only or else my hair falls out like crazy. I have long hair. There's probably a tribble-like creature forming down in that drain.

I feel bad if I use too much water though. :ohdear:

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

I shower before work because im not autistic

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

johnny sack posted:

This is the answer. If you shower only in the AM, you're hopping into bed covered in whatever you've been exposed to all day. Maybe you simply sit in an office all day rather than working with tractors or something, but that's still gross. Shower at night, get clean, then your bed stays cleaner. This is in no way is advocating washing your sheets less, but rather just better for overall hygiene.

I don't have time to shower in the morning. I would much rather wake up 10 minutes later than try to quickly shower and get out the door. Plus, it being winter now, I don't want to leave the house with super wet hair as it will just make me colder and/or freeze.

you will stink more by not showering in the mornings and going to work after rolling around in your own sweaty, stale, dead skincelled covered sheets during your sleep, then you will by sleeping in sweaty clothes and cleansing yourself before human interaction in the morning.

ideally twice a day is good but gently caress that.

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

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My mom uses my sister and I as am/pm examples. I shower in the pm, it relaxes me and my bed doesn't smell like I didn't take a shower. My sister showers in the am and her bed looks filthy, and smells just as bad as i looks. Also my sister has acne all over her face, probably from her nasty rear end pillows. And I have a clean face!

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
actually the acne is from all my slimy ejaculate

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



MissileWaster posted:

PM so I can sleep in.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Robbie Fowler posted:

you will stink more by not showering in the mornings and going to work after rolling around in your own sweaty, stale, dead skincelled covered sheets during your sleep, then you will by sleeping in sweaty clothes and cleansing yourself before human interaction in the morning.

ideally twice a day is good but gently caress that.

but showers are really comforting and awesome so why not do it twice a day?

unless someone is working out in the morning, i don't see how people workout withoout showing twice a day. i guess that's a p good way to detect fatties

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Stoic Commie posted:

actually the acne is from all my slimy ejaculate

I thought semen was supposed to be a good moisturizer? Hmmmmmm

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i drink a lot of oil

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
this is goon semen we're talking about. it's like, 87% cholesterol.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
I shower in the morning and occasionally in the evening, it's a shower, it feels nice.

MrCerebral
Nov 11, 2013
pm because i have a dirty, manly job

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defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012
Alternate based on whims. For PM showerers, what do you put on afterwards for sleeping?

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