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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Is it a veggie, herb, something else?

Why does it smell so good?

Why does it make a lot of food better?

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
every texaholic thread a bad thread

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
It's a spice.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

gary oldmans diary posted:

every texaholic thread a bad thread

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down



Thanks

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i agree with gary oldmans diary

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

texaholic posted:

Is it a veggie, herb, something else?

Why does it smell so good?

Why does it make a lot of food better?

have you hosed your teenage girlfriend yet?

soscannonballs
Dec 6, 2007

He was in competition with Kami to become the guardian of Earth, but his heart was filled with evil so he didn't get the job and was imprisoned in the Dead Zone. Later, his son Garlic Jr. gathered all seven Dragon Balls and wished for immortality, but his plans were thwarted when Goku and Piccolo teamed up to fight him and he was eventually also imprisoned in the Dead Zone.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
garlic good, Texas bad

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
v interesting topic good idea

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

gary oldmans diary posted:

every texaholic thread a bad thread

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
help me i don't understand garlic i'm a huge idiot from texaas

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
how does garlic work with braces?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Put it in your anus for a flavor explosion.

Demon Lord
Jun 8, 2003
ex nihil, ex omni, ad infinitum
Follow up question: why does it repel vampires?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Demon Lord posted:

Follow up question: why does it repel vampires?

Vampires can't handle objects in their anus very well.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
Only steers and queers come from Texas, OP. And you don't appear to be typing your posts with cloven hooves to me so that kinda narrows it down.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
what sort of fucktard doesn't get garl- oh texaholic. yeah that sounds about right

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
what kind of loving texan are you

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

paranoid randroid posted:

what kind of loving texan are you

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
urrrh can someone explain "punching dogies" to me, the texan, uruhgghg

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

paranoid randroid posted:

what kind of loving texan are you

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost
(garlic + onion) / 2 = shallot

I dunno when it transitions from a spice to a vegtable tho

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
hi im the texaholic i usually drink piss can someone explain not-piss drinking to me, thanks you

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
texaholic is it true that the "texahol" you're addicted to is the texas chapter of the man boy love association (nambla)?

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

unlimited shrimp posted:

texaholic is it true that the "texahol" you're addicted to is the texas chapter of the man boy love association (nambla)?

more like the texas chapter of the man braces love association

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
its an aromatic vegetable similar to onion, pepper or ginger but can be dried into a spice as well

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

gary oldmans diary posted:

every texaholic thread a bad thread
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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Why do you idiots keep replying to my threads?

Get a life lol

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
You ever get locked in with a man on a garlic jag? Its a bad scene man. One time my uncle got it. He got it bad. Garlic with everything, pills, diced, whole cloves of it at a time for fucks sakes.

Couldnt play twister with him, couldn't get into an elevator with him, couldn't do gently caress all. He'd always be trying to push the stuff on you, the beelzebulb I'd call it.

Stay away from me old man. Get that devil's clove outta here

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

texaholic posted:

Why do you idiots keep replying to my threads?

Get a life lol

Did you ever gently caress that girl with braces?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

mookface posted:

You ever get locked in with a man on a garlic jag? Its a bad scene man. One time my uncle got it. He got it bad. Garlic with everythinf, pills, diced, whole cloves of it at a time for fucks sakes.

Couldnt play twister with him, couldn't get itno an elevator with him, couldn't do gently caress all. He'd always be trying to push the stuff on you, the beelzebulb I'd call it.

Stay away from me old man. Get that devil's clove outta here

werent u supposed to fight the op

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Frostwerks posted:

werent u supposed to fight the op

that should be an Pay-Per-View. A Retard vs. a Pedophile

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

that should be an Pay-Per-View. A Retard vs. a Pedophile

I challenge texaholic to post an intimidating photo it may include garlic but it doesn't have to. This is promotional material for the fight

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Garlic + Salt + Starch + Fat = Good

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mookface posted:

I challenge texaholic to post an intimidating photo it may include garlic but it doesn't have to. This is promotional material for the fight

I would say you aren't very smart, but I already called you a retard.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I would say you aren't very smart, but I already called you a retard.

I would say you're an idiot bitch who should know when to shut the gently caress up

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
Sorry, thought I heard my name.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

mookface posted:

I would say you're an idiot bitch who should know when to shut the gently caress up

that would make you a liar.

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