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1. E - For  2. E - Our crew will thrive on solutions built from duct tape and bullshit! 3. A - Because it worked out so well for us last time! Glad to see this story picking up again!
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B 1c3 may have let us down in the past, but I'm sure he'll come through for us this time!
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If we can figure out how to do D, then I'm confident that it will be the right choice. Maybe we have an empty Zima bottle? That's got to be better than us pushing buttons directly!
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Dec 18, 2014 02:22
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It's a little known fact that our captain is a master Drunk-welder!
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stevey666 posted:Just to be clear, are we welding with tools or with one of our hands? Or both? And who do you want to weld with you if anyone? Welder in one hand, use our natural welding ability with the other. We'll get the job done in half the time!
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Dec 22, 2014 22:03
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Colonel Wood posted:This. And bring everyone to have a weld off. Whoever finishes their assigned section first wins a night with a prostitute at the next port Unless it's Natalia or Cassandra. If they win, they get a night with Hugh!
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D. "Everybody, let go of the ship! 1c3 (or AI, whoever is more appropriate), electrify the hull!" The ships are partially welded together. With any luck, we'll fry the bastards in the open airlock. Edit: I realize our ship may not come equipped with a system to electrify the hull, but this detail doesn't matter to Hugh. Decisive action (and lots of alcohol) are what matter to Hugh. Details are for other people to worry about! Phearson fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Dec 29, 2014 |
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Dec 29, 2014 02:18
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Outrail posted:Best worst/worst best plan Hugh doesn't do anything by "accident"
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Well, we're just going to have to assume that Hugh had been able to mitigate 5 of those reasons during alcohol-fueled fugue states. I'm not opposed to rolling the dice on the other two.
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Dec 29, 2014 15:25
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Colonel Wood posted:I think its a challenge to continue to think of the worst/best courses of action Just another way of saying "outside the box" really
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Dec 29, 2014 17:29
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D. Hugh doesn't do anything small, so he should have a fuel tank for the welding torch attached to his suit, and a nice, long hose going from it to the torch itself. None of this "all-in-one" handheld crap. Hearkening back to his days spent in the space rodeo, he should have no problem throwing the torch and catching it on the ship to pull himself in.
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A!
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Colonel Wood posted:We vent our suit's built in booze supply into the welder line for one last burst of thrust (and use a finger to plug the hole in the welder line). There's a lot of booze in this suit! Who said alcohol never got ol Hugh anywhere? This man speaks true
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*slow clap*
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The AI should retrieve it body and turn it into a sentient burger
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