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Azraelle posted:Remove ear wax using cotton swabs You should totally be saving that wax to make a candle, dude. Chicks dig candles and also adore the master-craftsman angle, especially if it's something that's not only homemade, but homegrown as well.. it adds that personal touch to your home decor that really gets the juices flowing. Get onto it, OP.. tip of the day right there!
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BombiTheZombie posted:why even do hygiene? just buy a fleshlight and watch some japanese hentai for your sexual needs. that leaves more time to play video games and pursue intellectual hobbies like warhammer and manga I shouldn't even have to type this since it's so obvious, but here goes: The whole point of getting laid is that your personal worth rises. The number and quality of your sexual partners is very important to your worth as a man, and it's been scientifically proven that masturbation, especially to Hentai-type porn decreases your T-levels (the reason so many Japanese men have low testosterone count is pretty obvious) and makes your personal worth so much lower.
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Azraelle posted:I've tried this, but while less attractive girls are simply easier to lay, and with this i mean that for every hour of game work you do on a 6, you will receive greater sexual results than gaming on an 8, and this difficulty is not even linear in that you have to merely do twice as much work to get the 8, but logarithmic in that you may have to do 20 times more work for the same util of sexual pleasure received, I have empirical evidence that the posted list is the minimum if you pursue a HB of above 4.3 . Of course this is where this went.
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i do none of those things, ever
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gross
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:I go to the toilet to fart when there's a lady present This is good manners.
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Azraelle posted:If our great-grandfathers could see the amount of grooming we need to do in order to be attractive to women, they’d probably accuse us of being gay. In fact, I’m sure that heterosexual men today have to groom more than women of 30 years ago. As alpha or masculine as we think we are, our grooming habits must make us the most feminized men to have ever existed. Here are all the acts of grooming I’ve done at least once in the past week: This is gay.
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What kind of a real man uses a loving toilet? Where other men poo poo? You have loving pants on. Just go.
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Sex Bumbo posted:What kind of a real man uses a loving toilet? Where other men poo poo? You have loving pants on. Just go.
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Sex Bumbo posted:What kind of a real man uses a loving toilet? Where other men poo poo? You have loving pants on. Just go. Please don't poo poo in your loving pants, unless that's what your boyfriend likes.
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^^^^ That guy gets all the bitches 
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jesus that guy's skin literally looks like an ape's
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Nov 13, 2014 01:43
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whats he smoking in that pipe it will probably turn out to be his own feces or something right
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i had another look and its probably cigarettes without the paper................ oh well i can dream!!
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Azraelle posted:Stroke my balls with my hand and then smell it to ensure lack of odor
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Nov 13, 2014 01:52
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OP you should really take better care of yourself M-F
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guy is smoking a fat bowl
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cats spend like 50% of their waking hours involved in grooming behavior. If you are spending eight hours a day trying to get laid you are doing it wrong.
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Tim Raines IRL posted:cats spend like 50% of their waking hours involved in grooming behavior. I spend 8+ hours a day trying to get laid. (It's called having a decent job)
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my cat lives inside my house, has never seen a male cat in her life except her brother, and i regularly wipe the cheeto dust from my hands on her pelt, then blow cigarette smoke at her so she fucks off and licks herself clean
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Best way to get laid is to be a doctor or something. Unless you bitches are like 18 then you should try out the hip hop
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Zzulu posted:I have The first time I shaved my pubes I discovered an inguinal hernia. So, I'd say "clearing brush out on the ranch" is a good thing to do.
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