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amuayse
Jul 20, 2013

by exmarx
is there a way to cure autism short of drinking from the holy grail?

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Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot
There is no affliction that enough bullets won't cure.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

i'm pretty sure a non-internet autistic person is better off than an internet non-autistic person so you should probably get off the internet

amuayse
Jul 20, 2013

by exmarx

Fonzarelli posted:

i'm pretty sure a non-internet autistic person is better off than an internet non-autistic person so you should probably get off the internet

no please I dont want to actually start acting upon my urges irl

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
You have chosen.

Poorly.

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
scientists can cure symptoms of aauttism in mice by putting microbes in ttheir butt, i read an article about it today

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
put probes in butt got it, thanks internet

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
You work on cars you can either fix it or not. You work on people and they're just broken. :shrug:

Sorry OP

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
You cant cure your posting.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

But does it come in a vaccine?

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



try doing the opposite of what you did to get the autism in the first place

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Yeah the cure for autism is actually to smoke more weed

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Lots + Lots of Trains

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
the cure is negative reinforcement, when they do rear end pie poo poo just slap em

their overly-mechanical brains will make the association eventually

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
my dick has ne'er penetrated a autistic person so i guess get penetrated by my dick an youre good to go

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
death and or posting in trad games threads

Savington
Apr 9, 2007
I'm not Stinkmeister, this title is here so waar can tell the difference between Stinkmeister and myself in mafia games.
If I were given one wish, I would spend it on an autism cure in the form of a vaccine.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Savington posted:

If I were given one wish, I would spend it on an autism cure in the form of a vaccine.

Yeah gently caress spinabifida, put all money into autists

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Weeeed

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

amuayse posted:

is there a way to cure autism short of drinking from the holy grail?

Drinking from the distillery :mrgw:

amuayse
Jul 20, 2013

by exmarx

Business Gorillas posted:

try doing the opposite of what you did to get the autism in the first place

you can't unexperience sonic and anime short of trepanning

diamond dog
Jul 27, 2010

by merry exmarx
name strains after trains

it rhymes so it's a good idea

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW
throw the autist off a bridge. this cures the autist.

still using 96 Compaq
May 16, 2007
not too smart if you don't not understand this
kill you're self

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
If vaccines cause autism, then logically the cure for autism must be polio.

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

amuayse posted:

is there a way to cure autism short of drinking from the holy grail?

Stop watching Anime and stop worrying about continuations or minor details in movies from 2009 and get a life. That's how you cure Autism OP

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
senator schumer wants to put tracking devices on em

hell, i agree. what are they up to.....

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

a bullet

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp
Zyklon B

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Coat hangers cure autism.

SurfinArbiter
Jul 3, 2013

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heh
if you think about it autistic people have it better than normal people.
they dont have to worry about things like taxes

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
gently caress no. Unless you want to bankrupt like 1/4 of the Japanese economy.

CodeJanitor
Mar 30, 2005
I still can't think of anything to say.
A Oregon mother found a cure for Autism that doctors don't want you to know about.

Note: It requires a bridge.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/11/05/us-usa-oregon-crime-idUSKBN0IO1M420141105

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Savington posted:

If I were given one wish, I would be fukken rich as gently caress surrounded by hot guys

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

actually this method requires water

CodeJanitor
Mar 30, 2005
I still can't think of anything to say.

The White Dragon posted:

actually this method requires water

Water is optional if the bridge is high enough.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

CodeJanitor posted:

A Oregon mother found a cure for Autism that doctors don't want you to know about.

Note: It requires a bridge.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/11/05/us-usa-oregon-crime-idUSKBN0IO1M420141105

That kid will grow up to post here

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
wow thanks for the timely news story that the battered asian woman dindt already mention and post a thread aobuti t

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
unbeliveabel that kids name was london, nigga was fallin down for sure

ayyy lmao someone quote the guy who said it before

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Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Only Polio cures Autism, hence why the seeming correlation between vaccines and autism.

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