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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
people act like it's weird to eat gravy with a spoon but gravy is basically just a soup broth with some flour and butter added. people dont think it's weird to eat soup broth with a spoon

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


What type of lovely gravy are you eating? What the gently caress dude?

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot
Just sprinkle some cinnamon on coconut butter and find your biggest spoon.

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
straight to the fancier gravy discussion. Goonbless

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
Me?? Haha I make my gravy from some purestrain buffalo meat leakings, then filter it through the thinly sliced rectum of a hog from Sichuan dipped in thick slug of Heinz 57

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What type of lovely gravy are you eating? What the gently caress dude?

ingredients for gravy:

meat drippings
liquid
butter
flour
maybe some dairy product

ingredients for soup:
meat drippings
probably some flour if it's a stew
liquid
no butter but tons of fat
maybe some dairy product

Lonely Virgil
Oct 9, 2012

one time i confused some gravy granules for instant coffee, can't say that it wasn't bad.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
You're disgusting, op.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

ingredients for gravy:

meat drippings
liquid
butter
flour
maybe some dairy product

ingredients for soup:
meat drippings
probably some flour if it's a stew
liquid
no butter but tons of fat
maybe some dairy product

I think maybe the issue here is that your soup is actually just gravy. You're supposed to put broth and vegetables in soup, that's what makes it OK to eat. You are very confused about something, hopefully we can help you figure it out my friend!

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
I really want some good tasting soup now. Off to the store I go.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
if gravy isn't just greatly reduced meat drippings you are doing it all wrong champ.


flour has no place in gravy. gently caress your thickeners. learn to reduce.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
I don't understand why poutine hasn't taken off in the states, like it's really confusing to me

gottabefrank
Sep 19, 2014

fatman stop pushing your agenda on us.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'll roast an entire chicken, use its giblets to add to the gravy.
Make a huge batch of mashed potatoes, maybe some collard greens or some green beans.

Then I'll just throw all that poo poo away and drink the gravy from a warmed old-style ice cream glass with a straw. Nude and prone on my kitchen floor while inhaling the scents of the effort.

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Big Beef City posted:

I'll roast an entire chicken, use its giblets to add to the gravy.
Make a huge batch of mashed potatoes, maybe some collard greens or some green beans.

Then I'll just throw all that poo poo away and drink the gravy from a warmed old-style ice cream glass with a straw. Nude and prone on my kitchen floor while inhaling the scents of the effort.

You're turning me on.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

angerbot posted:

I don't understand why poutine hasn't taken off in the states, like it's really confusing to me

It's present in the Great Lakes states but not all that popular. Here in Wisconsin they serve it cold unless you specifically request Toronto style which is loving stupid, imo my opinion.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

PromethiumX posted:

if gravy isn't just greatly reduced meat drippings you are doing it all wrong champ.


flour has no place in gravy. gently caress your thickeners. learn to reduce.

i'm sorry you inferior goon body only requires a table spoon of gravy

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Brannock posted:

It's present in the Great Lakes states but not all that popular. Here in Wisconsin they serve it cold unless you specifically request Toronto style which is loving stupid, imo my opinion.

How do you even serve it 'cold'? It's got two components, 'fries', and 'gravy' that are eaten hot. Are you just talking about the curds being either fresh or fried? I'm struggling to understand how it could even reasonably be presented as a chilled dish.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

the high amount of sodium and butter is probably bad for you

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

also cold gravy lmao go back to russia

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
turkey gravy > beef gravy

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Big Beef City posted:

How do you even serve it 'cold'? It's got two components, 'fries', and 'gravy' that are eaten hot. Are you just talking about the curds being either fresh or fried? I'm struggling to understand how it could even reasonably be presented as a chilled dish.

cold cheese curds, yes

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Literal Carehaver posted:

baby gravy > turkey gravy > beef gravy

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
Mix guts and rear end with water and heat. Muy bueno

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Eating lard drippings, same

ItBurns
Jul 24, 2007
craft beer

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Gravy is fine but it doesn't belong in your Big Gulp with a wide-gauge straw

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

PromethiumX posted:

if gravy isn't just greatly reduced meat drippings you are doing it all wrong champ.


flour has no place in gravy. gently caress your thickeners. learn to reduce.

i don't think you've actually ever made gravy

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
really it's the biscuits that get you

PoultryHammock
Oct 23, 2011

Corn Thongs posted:

i don't think you've actually ever made gravy

yeah, it kinda sounds like he's making a half assed stock, but hey, gelatinized grease in all its forms is glorious.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Look, Op, i know what you're thinkin', but you CANT replace water with gravy.
you will die
and only Colonel Sanders will mourn you

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
how is gravy real if gravity isn't real @Rosetta

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
gravy is.. good

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

ingredients for gravy:

meat drippings
liquid
butter
flour
maybe some dairy product

ingredients for soup:
meat drippings
probably some flour if it's a stew
liquid
no butter but tons of fat
maybe some dairy product



just fry an onion gently, add seasoning, maybe a tiny bit of butter but its not needed. Then let that cook for a bit without browning. mix a tablespoon of cornflower with a splash of water in a cup, then add to onions and add meat or vegetable juices, a good helping of red or white wine. Then I cheat and also add a stock pot. Let that all simmer down, done.

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
My mom used to pack me a thermos of hot gravy for lunch during the winter months when I was in elementary school. There's nothing wrong with drinking pure gravy by itself in fact its quite common and normal up here in the great white north. :canada:

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005

Throwdini posted:

My mom used to pack me a thermos of hot gravy for lunch during the winter months when I was in elementary school. There's nothing wrong with drinking pure gravy by itself in fact its quite common and normal up here in the great white north. :canada:

This explains a lot of poo poo about Ohio.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

ingredients for soup:
meat drippings
probably some flour if it's a stew
liquid
no butter but tons of fat
maybe some dairy product

Where are the chunks of meat and vegetables?

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

You're that fat guy that drinks the BOWL O GRAVAAAAY, aren't you?


Yes, it's shameful.

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DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

I concur

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