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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

I know they sell bread, but has anyone bought it?

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008





I don't remember who originally made this, but they're a saint.

amuayse
Jul 20, 2013

by exmarx
It's good and the sandwiches are good

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie
It's alright. It's basically Rubios but for white people.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

it's called st. louis bread company, op

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001
My wife is a huge fan.

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Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
I was made obese via daily panera salad. That's my tragic story.

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007

LifeSizePotato posted:

it's called st. louis bread company, op
yes, but everyone just calls it breadco.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Panera is no better than Cinnabon.

:colbert:

fite IRL me m8

Radio Nowhere
Jan 8, 2010
Panera, white people food when Chipotle is too spicy

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
White girls love panera

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

I didn't read the thread but yeah I like Pantera

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
Bread bowls, my droogs

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Waroduce posted:

White girls love panera

Can confirm

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012

TheRatboyGenius posted:

It's alright. It's basically Rubios but for white people.
why do people even say this when it comes to food, like wtf white people own and operate the majority of famous restaurants u racist

jarjarbinksfan621
Mar 4, 2012
It's good, but costly. I can get a bag of bread at the grocery store for a dollar.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Waroduce posted:

White girls love panera

Yup

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010

Jerry Steinfeld posted:

white people own and operate the majority

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Radio Nowhere posted:

Panera, white people food when Chipotle is too spicy

Do a chipotle slogan for white people pl0x

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Jerry Steinfeld posted:

why do people even say this when it comes to food, like wtf white people own and operate the majority of famous restaurants u racist

Yeah and? So what if they do. They probably eat at a majority of those restaurants too. I cook/eat at home like a normal person. Going out to eat is rare for me and I'd have to be really lazy and hungry to do it.

NiceGuy
Dec 13, 2006

This is my BOOMSTICK
College Slice
Their chicken noodle soup is pretty good when I'm not feeling the best :shobon:

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
Their clam chowder in a bread bowl is p good when you're feeling like a fatty.

Danger Mahoney
Mar 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Every warm thing on the menu comes premade on a supply truck once a week and is microwaved when you order it. Their soups come in powder form in large plastic bags. Their bread is baked there, though. Like Subway, the dough comes frozen from their contracted commercial food supplier and is quick-baked on site in their special ovens.

Panera is like crossing Applebee's and Subway and squeezing the result into a twelve-hundred calorie soup n' cream slurry in front of a fat middle aged white woman who thinks she's on a diet.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Overpriced, imo.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Radio Nowhere posted:

Panera, white people food when Chipotle is too spicy

its hilarious when i see white people in chipotle only get rice meat sourcream and cheese no salsa. oh and extra corn

like whawt the gently caress are you even eating at that point

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Mange Mite posted:

its hilarious when i see white people in chipotle only get rice meat sourcream and cheese no salsa. oh and extra corn

like whawt the gently caress are you even eating at that point

a bigger more expensive taco bell taco?

orphean
Apr 27, 2007

beep boop bitches
my monads are fully functional
Panera's corporate hq has all their bread/pastry products brought in daily and the office people fall on them like vultures. If you go to the cafeteria at like 10am all you will find is a wasteland of crumbs and a single half bagel.

What I saw most often though for lunch was jimmy johns delivered to the building. Take of that what you will.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

orphean posted:

What I saw most often though for lunch was jimmy johns delivered to the building. Take of that what you will.
what's a "jimmy john." a urinal??

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



a hole-y ghost posted:

what's a "jimmy john." a urinal??

close enough

orphean
Apr 27, 2007

beep boop bitches
my monads are fully functional
A chain of sandwich shops run by a particularly huge rear end in a top hat. So yes.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

orphean posted:

A chain of sandwich shops run by a particularly huge rear end in a top hat. So yes.
goatman???

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Fandyien posted:

a bigger more expensive taco bell taco?

even taco bell has salsa though

this is just a big pile of rice and corn covered with sour cream and cheese

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Mange Mite posted:

even taco bell has salsa though

this is just a big pile of rice and corn covered with sour cream and cheese
tacio bell tacos dont have salsa on them,

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Mange Mite posted:

even taco bell has salsa though

this is just a big pile of rice and corn covered with sour cream and cheese

taco bell doesn't have salsa, it has sauce

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

orphean posted:

A chain of sandwich shops run by a particularly huge rear end in a top hat. So yes.

makes sense, i awlays thought the motivatinal signs they put up the stores are really culty and werid

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Eat poo poo you suburban zilch, OP

orphean
Apr 27, 2007

beep boop bitches
my monads are fully functional
Panera's corporate culture consists of doing everything the Panera Way and worshiping Mother Bread. Every cubicle has to have the person's name on it along with their favorite panera menu item.

The real panera C level big shots are based out of Boston in a luxurious office building while the day to day corporate toilers are stacked in four stories of overcrowded cubicle hell in St. Louis.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
didn't they provide the music for an older episode of spongebob?

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The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

Whole wheat baguettes taste like poo poo

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