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she was bringing me a bunch of poo poo at work and i twas in her car and I had a dolly and it rolled into her car and hosed up the paint real good woops 
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Jizz on it, then she won't care about the paint. hth
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Nov 13, 2014 21:18
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Funny story I just hosed a girls car
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Nov 13, 2014 21:19
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i got her number. what are my chances? she had on some cute boots
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Nov 13, 2014 21:20
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think about how this funny little incident might evolve into a continuing series of meetings culminating in dating then marriage and you'll die loving this woman and your four kids, op
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Nov 13, 2014 21:20
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John Denver Hoxha posted:Funny story I just hosed a girls car Paint jobs are cheap you can get the real paint for the car for like 20 bux for a a huge spraypaint can, they mix it in the shop. look in the yellowpages or something
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Nov 13, 2014 21:20
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John Denver Hoxha posted:Funny story I just hosed a girls car "They ain't trippin on me they wanna gently caress my car" Rip pimp
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Nov 13, 2014 21:23
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OP were her feet pointing at you shile you were talking to you. if so she wants your d
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Nov 13, 2014 21:25
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imagine what it would look like if bees and wheat made a babby :laughing duckhunt dog:
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Nov 13, 2014 21:27
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be careful i once hosed up a girls car and she was nice and cool about it but then a few days later the police called said i was being investigated for hit and run 
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Nov 13, 2014 21:27
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TheReverend posted:be careful i once hosed up a girls car and she was nice and cool about it but then a few days later the police called said i was being investigated for hit and run 
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Nov 13, 2014 21:29
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hermmm she was exceptionally nice and cool about it too but of course im not paying for or dealing with any of this my company is lol however, I am her only poitn of contact..............
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Nov 13, 2014 21:30
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her boots were certainly pointing at me multiple times
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Nov 13, 2014 21:30
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TheReverend posted:be careful i once hosed up a girls car and she was nice and cool about it but then a few days later the police called said i was being investigated for hit and run Should have told that police, "Listen man, 50 up front or I don't suck that Cock."
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Nov 13, 2014 21:32
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JebanyPedal posted:Should have told that police, "Listen man, 50 up front or I don't suck that Cock." dont think that is how bribing works. u give HIM 50 or a bj. then get let off.
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Nov 13, 2014 21:35
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Michael Corleone posted:dont think that is how bribing works. u give HIM 50 or a bj. then get let off. He's fiending for that BJ, when police call it's all code, HIT AND RUN means sucky for dolly.
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Nov 13, 2014 21:36
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1gnoirents posted:she had on some cute boots you're gay
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Nov 13, 2014 21:37
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no youre gay
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Nov 13, 2014 21:38
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Mathblaster owns.
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Nov 13, 2014 21:38
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hosed up is true.
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Nov 13, 2014 21:39
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Michael Corleone posted:dont think that is how bribing works. u give HIM 50 or a bj. then get let off. Kind of sounds like the cop is the one getting off in this situation.
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Nov 13, 2014 21:41
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JebanyPedal posted:Mathblaster owns.  brought me back
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Nov 13, 2014 21:48
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when i was in junior high my friend ryan did a presentation on what he thought was the invention that changed the world. he picked the "automobile" and showed a video he made about how great it was. He got to one part and it was just him humping the back of his parents car until his sister runs out and tells him to stop and then the camera pans down and you see a bunch of hotwheels on the floor and she goes "now look what you gone and did! she's pregnant!" and Ryan just shrugs at the camera and then the teacher turned it off. loving a girls car reminded me of this story
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Nov 13, 2014 21:54
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:when i was in junior high my friend ryan did a presentation on what he thought was the invention that changed the world. he picked the "automobile" and showed a video he made about how great it was. He got to one part and it was just him humping the back of his parents car until his sister runs out and tells him to stop and then the camera pans down and you see a bunch of hotwheels on the floor and she goes "now look what you gone and did! she's pregnant!" and Ryan just shrugs at the camera and then the teacher turned it off. a fuckable biocar would be the worlds greatest invention indeed
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Nov 13, 2014 21:56
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i used to gently caress in a girls car, but that was when i was a teenager 
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Nov 13, 2014 21:58
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I cared about interacting with people...... when I was below the age of 21.
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Nov 13, 2014 21:58
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Michael Corleone posted:i used to gently caress in a girls car, but that was when i was a teenager
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Nov 13, 2014 21:59
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:when i was in junior high my friend ryan did a presentation on what he thought was the invention that changed the world. he picked the "automobile" and showed a video he made about how great it was. He got to one part and it was just him humping the back of his parents car until his sister runs out and tells him to stop and then the camera pans down and you see a bunch of hotwheels on the floor and she goes "now look what you gone and did! she's pregnant!" and Ryan just shrugs at the camera and then the teacher turned it off. Legendary.
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Nov 13, 2014 21:59
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Whirlwind Jones posted:when's the last time you hosed? asking for a friend. idk i haven't hosed in a car in a good 7-8 years, maybe more, once we lived together we didn't need to gently caress in cars. also,, people could share stories of loving in cars if they want?
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Nov 13, 2014 22:01
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Michael Corleone posted:idk i haven't hosed in a car in a good 7-8 years, maybe more, once we lived together we didn't need to gently caress in cars.
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Nov 13, 2014 22:02
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Whirlwind Jones posted:i meant in general. when's the last time you cumed on or at a girl. that's really none of your business. unless u are a hot girl who is interested in being cumed on or at.
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Nov 13, 2014 22:05
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Michael Corleone posted:idk i haven't hosed in a car in a good 7-8 years, maybe more, once we lived together we didn't need to gently caress in cars. Some questions for you.. 1. Do you sex often? 2. How b is your d? 3. Do you sweat during sex?
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Nov 13, 2014 22:05
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i notice the lack of "cumed in". if you arent going for the pie wtf is the point. cuming on a girl is some sort of novelty at best
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Nov 13, 2014 22:06
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4. What nicknames have girls called your penis?
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last time I hosed in my car was a long time ago tbh , i broke some trim on a rear door. it was right outside her parents ho use lmao last time in a car ever was a little after that in some fuckin Saab
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Nov 13, 2014 22:07
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Ratjaculation posted:4. What nicknames have girls called your penis? The Tickler
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Nov 13, 2014 22:07
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Make sure you gently caress it in the exhaust pipe so it doesnt get preggers Little protip for u, hth
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Nov 13, 2014 22:11
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Is the dolly ok?!
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Stick Figure Mafia posted:when i was in junior high my friend ryan did a presentation on what he thought was the invention that changed the world. he picked the "automobile" and showed a video he made about how great it was. He got to one part and it was just him humping the back of his parents car until his sister runs out and tells him to stop and then the camera pans down and you see a bunch of hotwheels on the floor and she goes "now look what you gone and did! she's pregnant!" and Ryan just shrugs at the camera and then the teacher turned it off. lmbo i wish i'd been there
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in hs we would always joke around about david haselhoff, so my one friend but a picture of him into his pp presentation in english class. the teacher wasn't amused and gave him an f. not too cool imho.
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