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also pigs are still too dumb to realize that everyone in 2014 has a loving video camera on them at all times
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Secret cop tip: if you beat the cop at poker and win his badge, you become the cop.
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Do you flinch when somebody says welfare? Do you start sentences with "I'm not racist, but..." Does schadenfreude make you orgasm? Are you willing to stop exercising entirely? Do you want to sit in a car all day? Is "minding your own business" probable cause? What are your feelings on hippies and/or progressive social change?
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Nov 14, 2014 01:28
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Apthous posted:Start by wetting your bed and abusing animals then move on to real people.
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Nov 14, 2014 01:29
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Top City Homo posted:i actually just want to bring pain and profit from it with impunity be a dentist.
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Nov 14, 2014 01:29
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TOILETLORD posted:be a dentist. Be a grade school teacher
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TOILETLORD posted:watch serpico so you know how not to be a rat gently caress. Essential viewing for any petty officer. Prepare yourself for cop life by stalking young black teens in a menacing manner.
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Nov 14, 2014 01:32
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be a parent in a state that gives you money to home school your children. Be a pimp. Start a business in the third world.
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haljordan posted:also pigs are still too dumb to realize that everyone in 2014 has a loving video camera on them at all times this is my favorite part of the article quote:Asked if he would have handled the matter the same way again, Glans said he would, but not if he knew it was being filmed. He acknowledged that he did not know the incident was being videotaped. 
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Nov 14, 2014 01:37
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TOILETLORD posted:be a parent in a state that gives you money to home school your children. Be a pimp. Start a business in the third world. Wait. The government gives people money for Poisoning their own children?
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proof of concept posted:this is my favorite part of the article My favorite part was his oval office wife trying to explain it away because "he had a tough year." Then again he probably kicks the poo poo out of her on the reg Why the two worthless pigs who were also there watching this maniac weren't immediately fired as well is beyond me
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Ben Smash posted:Wait. The government gives people money for Poisoning their own children? yes for supplies and such, how do you think the religious right affords to have like 13 kids. It's a good idea because if you can get your wife pregnant enough fast enough (every year) you have a stay at home mom that gets paid to watch the kids.
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Nov 14, 2014 01:41
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Zazi posted:Secret cop tip: if you beat the cop at poker and win his badge, you become the cop. The problem with this is that you have to win the keys to the cruiser separately so you run the risk of having to beat it as a cop.
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Nov 14, 2014 11:13
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stay safe diaper sniper, new targets await u~
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Nov 14, 2014 11:17
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It's a noble profession. You become a soldier first though.
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Darth123123 posted:It's a noble profession. You become a soldier first though. The police ranks have historically been filled with those who have wished to avoid military service. Why spend waste your time and life by dying in a human wave attack when you can just chill back at home and beat up poor people and get paid much better for it? Apthous fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Nov 14, 2014 |
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Nov 14, 2014 14:02
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after mutilating live dogs move on to vagrants. nobody will miss them and it shows initiative.
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being a bike cop doesn't seem like it'd be that bad. bicycle or motorcycle, the worst part would be working with pigs every loving day and also poo poo pay. good benefits though? I wouldn't know as I do not talk to police.
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Nov 14, 2014 14:23
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better not disclose on the application that you're a Top City Homo because either you will be rejected from the force or given a cozy office job instead of massacring people
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Nov 14, 2014 14:33
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psyopmonkey posted:Are you overweight? Are you overweight? hell yeah Are you a Combat Arms vet? nope Is your dick 4inches or less? drat straight Were you a late bloomer as a teen? hell yeah Do you dislike yourself? loving right Do you struggle with basic english? all the time Do you use the word gently caress in ever sentence? gently caress yes Do you have a drinking problem? lethal
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Nov 14, 2014 16:08
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You should go and practice driving really fast and busting through stoplights at 100MPH for your police pre-training. Also, randomly hit ethnic minorities with a stick.
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Nov 14, 2014 16:25
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gently caress the OP ACAB
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Nov 14, 2014 16:58
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you could pruposefully contract ebola then explode yourself at the entrance exam/while graduating from police academy, op. you'd be the most popular cop ever and would be a hero to millions.
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Nov 14, 2014 17:34
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It's pretty good work, but you'll get tired of constantly seeing the worst society has to offer. Divorce rate is high, suicide rate is high, alcoholism is high, but the job teaches you something about people.
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butt doctor M.D. posted:being a bike cop doesn't seem like it'd be that bad. bicycle or motorcycle, the worst part would be working with pigs every loving day and also poo poo pay. good benefits though? I wouldn't know as I do not talk to police. when you're a cop other cops treat you like family and you see their good sides, except for the spiky haired dyke lady cops they hate everybody but their rescue dogs (and they will make up the majority of bicycle patrol and rule it ruthlessly)
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Nov 14, 2014 17:41
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Just buy a gun and enforce the law OP. Who needs a badge?
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Nov 14, 2014 17:41
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If I was a cop I'd follow people around in my cop car just to freak them out
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i like watching police officers trying to deal with the homeless in ways that won't force them to have to arrest them because they hate having a stinky cruiser.
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Nov 14, 2014 18:09
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these are mostly good tips i am really looking for more secret cop tips
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Top City Homo posted:these are mostly good tips then go talk to a cop and bend over.
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Top City Homo posted:and how does one become a champion of the law Fail the same armed forces recruitment prereqs that 16-year-old mongoloid children pass every day. Take it out on the rest of society every day until you are forced into retirement/your department is defunded/you're killed by a meth addict, Mexican grandmother with a frying pan, or yourself.
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Nov 14, 2014 19:29
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wanting to become a cop should be punishable by the death penalty imo
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Nov 14, 2014 19:30
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RadioactiveKid posted:gently caress the OP ACAB  Assigned Cop At Birth 
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Apthous posted:The police ranks have historically been filled with those who have wished to avoid military service. Why spend waste your time and life by dying in a human wave attack when you can just chill back at home and beat up poor people and get paid much better for it? how else is he going to learn to mercilessly kill civilians? Pay attention people, op's looking for tips here
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Nov 14, 2014 19:41
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Keep a personal sidearm for when you have to murder people. That way the boys at the lab will run ballistics and say WELL his service gun wasn't fired + the round striations dont match what's on file. Must have been another violent savage(black)
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HMS Interwebs posted:Keep a personal sidearm for when you have to murder people. That way the boys at the lab will run ballistics and say WELL his service gun wasn't fired + the round striations dont match what's on file. Must have been another violent savage(black) make sure it's a large handgun bored for .223 or 7.62 so you can blame gang bangers. Or a .22 that holds like 50 bullets.
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macho man randy savage has some poignant things to say lyrics really make you think
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