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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

idk i cant see where she is, probably sleeping in a corner somewhere

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PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie
Meanwhile in an alternate universe, Goon Cats are looking over at there humans to see what they're doing right now

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
OP could you reframe that question to accommodate more than one cat or something? It's rather foolish of you to assume a cat owner only has one cat and I don't want to get up and start writing a huge list.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Two are scheming somewhere so they can have the crazies all night, the third is sitting in my lap judging you between naps.

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
Sleeping. Most cats are sleeping.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
People got all upset when I was holding my cat upside in chat. He loves it :colbert:

(He's probably doing pull ups at the Cat Gym scanning for pussy)

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
one is leaning on my shoulder and drooling on me since I just petted him, the other is chilling in his cat hammock, he has to rest up so he can jump on everybody sequentially when they go to bed.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Artist's rendition of feline scheming:

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Gooncat.gif:

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014
OP, please learn how to use the English language correctly, as well as what apostrophes are. No wonder you're a cat person...

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Gooncat.gif:



no goon is that attractive

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
One of them is loudly and enthusiastically grooming himself on the couch right next to my head



The other was sleeping peacefully in the bedroom until I cruelly woke her up with my camera flash

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
i want a hairless cat

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
my cat is a dog

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Zaradis posted:

OP, please learn how to use the English language correctly, as well as what apostrophes are. No wonder you're a cat person...

im gay

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



lying smack dab in the middle of the hallway in case you need to walk somewhere

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
definitely want to read some more earnest posts about boring cats thanks

Zaradis
Nov 6, 2014

I doubt that. Most gays with whom I have come into contact are dog people and have an impeccable understanding of the English language.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Zaradis posted:

I doubt that. Most gays with whom I have come into contact are dog people and have an impeccable understanding of the English language.

way to make stereotypes you loving bigot i am gay and my headmate is sylvester the cat

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



my cat's sleeping on the couch and will soon come to demand i pet him

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

same

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
My cat is busy having his portrait painted in a classy manner

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
begging for cheese.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
He's being a pussy

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
Eating. Noisily, like *lick snarf, lick, smack*

frigging cat

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

SpeedGem posted:

Eating. Noisily, like *lick snarf, lick, smack*
Same.

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
I dunno where my other ones are, but this one's taking a post-dinner snooze on the rug behind me.


ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
ty for using my thread idea bc i dont have a cat and could nt on good conscious post it on. my own *bows* namaste

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
im allergic to cats BUT not allergic to pussy if u catch my drift (oi love pussy!!!!!!!!)

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

your bi

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp
I don't see how that's any of your business.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Sleeping by the sink. Sleeping on the sofa. Sleeping somewhere I can't see.

Old cats are not exciting.

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

The Science of Suck posted:

definitely want to read some more earnest posts about boring cats thanks

okay, in that case my two cats are spit-roasting my lady wife. Does that make you feel better??

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
outside even though it's cold a
s gently caress. He pitched a fit

Davfff
Oct 27, 2008

TOILETLORD posted:

begging for cheese.

what is with cats and cheese eh?

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
My cat threw up a hairball. In my slippers. god loving drat it. I'm mad but then again I can buy new slippers things. My cat is the best rear end in a top hat ever.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Artist's rendition of feline scheming:



Gonna watch Ghostbusters 2 with my cat now.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
Getting petted.

EvilJoven fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Nov 14, 2014

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Laying next to me asleep.

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Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


On the bed with the quilt all splayed out like a giant dust bunny

maine coones mang

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