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Apthous posted:If Taylor Swift and Katy Perry were feuding over your seed who would you choose and why? I would have to go with Katy Perry even though Taylor seems more stable because of the boob factor.
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Nov 14, 2014 17:23
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Guancho posted:Katy Perry. But popping out a kid might go a ways to filling Swift out. Alternatively, popping out a kid could push Perry over the edge in to Cow Town. We might need to rent some time on a supercomputer to analyze these variables.
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Nov 14, 2014 17:26
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Taylor is a virgin and still thinks dicks are scary and gross. John Mayer broke up with her cause she's a prude. No lie.
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Nov 14, 2014 17:31
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Leon Einstein posted:Taylor is a virgin and still thinks dicks are scary and gross. John Mayer broke up with her cause she's a prude. No lie. I might get a little uptight too if I had a boyfriend who pulled down his pants and bam vagina revealed
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Nov 14, 2014 17:33
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Leon Einstein posted:Taylor is a virgin and still thinks dicks are scary and gross. John Mayer broke up with her cause she's a prude. No lie. Didn't she suck like every record company dick possible in Nasvhille
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Nov 14, 2014 17:34
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Myron Baloney posted:I might get a little uptight too if I had a boyfriend who pulled down his pants and bam vagina revealed John Mayer is actually a p. infamous cad who uses his mangina persona and squandered potential as a guitarist to get groupies. Dude knows exactly what he wants (dumb, pretty, young pussy) and does exactly what he needs to do to get it.
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Nov 14, 2014 17:45
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Bitches can keep snowballin' my load 'til they get another.
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Nov 14, 2014 17:56
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nomadologique posted:is this what we've come to brothers? fantastical situations designed to increase our imaginary sense of self-worth in lieu of actual internal and external approval? We prefer to think of it as "boner fuel."
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Nov 14, 2014 17:58
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Probably T Swift, OP. She'd end up dumping me like everyone in her songs and I'd make it a bad divorce/and or child custody battle, if we didn't guilt marry because she was preggo, and I'd get famous like all those dudes that have babies with pop stars. But long story short, I just think she's prettier.
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Nov 14, 2014 18:19
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mind the walrus posted:John Mayer is actually a p. infamous cad who uses his mangina persona and squandered potential as a guitarist to get groupies.
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Nov 14, 2014 18:23
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mind the walrus posted:John Mayer is actually a p. infamous cad who uses his mangina persona and squandered potential as a guitarist to get groupies. Dude knows exactly what he wants (dumb, pretty, young pussy) and does exactly what he needs to do to get it. Uhhhhh, why else would one play the guitar???????
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Nov 14, 2014 18:37
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I'd be like "Ladies, ladies. Stop fighting; I'm impotent!" and then I'd look at the camera all apologetic and put my hands up in one of those *welp* poses and the audience would clap while katy and taylor would look at me all like "oh you". then the screen would freeze while the credits rolled, but if you look real close you'd see a single tear was tracing down my frozen face.
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Nov 14, 2014 18:47
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i don't date 3d, OP
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Nov 14, 2014 19:13
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T Swizzle has no T&A so I'm gonna have to go with Ms. Perry. Taylor can watch tho.
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Nov 14, 2014 19:14
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TenementFunster posted:he's rich as gently caress what are you talking about. also his taste in women owns and his taste in watches owns. dude owns, except for all that music he makes to get super rich. do you like justin beiber too?
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Nov 14, 2014 19:42
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 I'm the monkey. T Swift I'd pass on completely.
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Nov 14, 2014 19:53
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Make them 2 girls 1 cup it. Whoever quits first loses the opportunity to have their very own obese, beneckbearded, assburgic bundle of micropenised joy.
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Nov 14, 2014 19:58
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shut up netface posted:
You can tell shes a dirty girl, T Swift probably wouldnt even do reverse cowgirl.
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Nov 14, 2014 20:07
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worth considering that katy is the only woman who made a manwhore like russell brand think about marrying one pair of tits for the rest of his life
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Nov 14, 2014 20:15
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Katy Perry because she reminds me of the first woman I ever loved.
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Nov 14, 2014 20:15
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Katy Perry because she reminds me of the first woman I ever loved. was that woman katy perry
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Nov 14, 2014 20:22
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1gnoirents posted:was that woman katy perry
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Nov 14, 2014 20:41
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Nope. Unless she lied about her age and was secretly Katy Perry, which I suppose is plausible. Katy Perry's real name is Kate Hudson but she changed it so she wouldn't be confused with Kate Hudson.
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Nov 14, 2014 20:46
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Katy petty fills me with joy and also I like er booobs
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Nov 14, 2014 20:49
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cuz baby you're a firework
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naem posted:Katy petty fills me with joy and also I like er booobs
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Nov 14, 2014 20:57
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I'd put my seed on Katy Perry's chest
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Nov 14, 2014 21:00
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katy has the boobs and is probably a crazy fucker in bed but tyler seems like has a better personality and isnt so incredibly good looking as to be intimidating, id think id have to with betty on this one
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Nov 14, 2014 21:03
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katy perry has pretty lovely features without makeup
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Nov 14, 2014 21:06
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mind the walrus posted:Katy Perry because she's hotter, probably a lot more fun in bed, and when things don't work out she's a lot less likely to write a mean and bitter song about you. i'd wager a scathing song by a female mega-star about how you broke her heart is the next best thing to a "free pussy 4 lyfe" card, and it would own real hard
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Nov 14, 2014 21:07
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Taylor Swift is boring and only popular because a bunch of hicks rushed to her defense after that insane negro Kanye got in her face. Katty Perry is 
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Nov 14, 2014 22:16
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Arian_Samurai posted:Uhhhhh, why else would one play the guitar??????? yeah come on john mayers entire career has been built on getting laid except all the lame blues poo poo, girls dont like that.
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Nov 14, 2014 22:21
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Korranus posted:Didn't she suck like every record company dick possible in Nasvhille the daughter of a dynasty of bank presidents doesnt need to suck a dick to get what she wants, hth
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Nov 14, 2014 22:41
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Al Nipper posted:Katty Perry is Ah I see, I change my vote
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Nov 14, 2014 22:50
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John Mayer's music is actually really good, and he wins so hard at life, and I hate his guts because of it. However, there's no heart in any of his songs. You can't sing the blues when all you've experienced is the brighter hues. He's a rich man's Jack Johnson. In this case, the poor man is the rich man, because a rich man can't buy heart.
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Nov 14, 2014 22:53
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also amending my vote from swift to perry
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Nov 14, 2014 22:57
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Hahaha but seriously I would need to see some family history to see how genetically predisposed to disease they are.
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Nov 14, 2014 22:59
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i would not gently caress them but i would gladly offer gardening tips
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seriously how is this even a choice
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