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1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
id have a lot of boots. like lots of cute boots. probably some stripper boots too but id try to pull it off classy . classy stripper boots.

what about you

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I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Wigs and hair extensions. Thousands of dollars worth.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty
probably draw furry porn for commissions

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i would do science

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
Don't let your penis get in the way of your dreams, gentlemen! Follow your hearts!

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
op, you are a girl. a big stupid girl. hth.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
I'd have a rich husband because I would be hot as hell.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



i believe that is called a "sissy" fetish, op

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
lot of pre-ops in this thread

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Feminition posted:

i believe that is called being a fag, op

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I would either be the biggest slut or just stay at home all day and play with my boobs.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
probably would've gotten laid more in college

which would be just the self-esteem boost i'd need trying to live on 70% of my current salary

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
boots would be my jam, guys

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot
If i wish I had a vag, does that make me trans? I'm not dissatisfied with being a man or anything but I just think it'd be cool

POWERBALL
Feb 16, 2012

by zen death robot
Please don't read anything into the above post or my username or how I pretended to Be an Asian girl in gbs for 3 months. Tha nks

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Momohime Katsumi posted:

If i wish I had a vag, does that make me trans? I'm not dissatisfied with being a man or anything but I just think it'd be cool

The answer you don't want to hear is probably the truth.

PandaCookies
Mar 19, 2009

Delicious endangered confection!
If I was a girl I'd play MMOs and have all the boys buy me premium items and armor. I'd tease them with a nude pic that I would never take.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010
Screw dumb adult virgins out of their money. Seriously just date them for a few months, get them to pay for poo poo and then dump their asses. I would even tell them "It's not you it's me" just to drive them crazy and destroy any self esteem they might have.

Then a month later I would let my rear end in a top hat drug dealer boyfriend mail them a picture with his dick in my mouth.

Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 18:51 on Nov 14, 2014

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I tend to get girls to pay for my poo poo lol.

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014

A Stupid Baby posted:

probably draw furry porn for commissions

same

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

if i was a girl id probably be just the same pathetic loser nerd but a girl instead

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

I would either be the biggest slut or just stay at home all day and play with my boobs.

This unironically. I'd probably be a lot more popular then too, because nobody really cares about easy dudes irl.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

a hole-y ghost posted:

if i was a girl id probably be just the same pathetic loser nerd but a girl instead

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
I would post pictures of my super cute dog or cat on the internet and get really old and alcoholic and passively aggressively hate minorities.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Leggings and boots op, leggings and boots

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
the only time i ever complimented a strangers attire was due to boots

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Also the income disparity is crazy cause I only just realized (using this thing in my skull called a brain sac) that it isn't employers going "hehehehe gonna offer her 30% less cause it's hilarious!" But that they just write off any accomplishments immediately in comparison to the same accomplishments that a man had done

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

I'd probably have an alarmingly large collection of masturbatory aids.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Also the income disparity is crazy cause I only just realized (using this thing in my skull called a brain sac) that it isn't employers going "hehehehe gonna offer her 30% less cause it's hilarious!" But that they just write off any accomplishments immediately in comparison to the same accomplishments that a man had done

income disparity lol. like a woman doesnt make more money than a man if she is exactly as capable for the same job

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

oh I'd probably just spend most of the time sticking me fingers in me vag and givin em a sniff

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

oh I'd probably just spend most of the time sticking me fingers in me vag and givin em a sniff

I would do that but I would clean my snatch so that it didn't stink and therefore would be no reason to smell it.

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

jiharlequinade posted:

I'd probably have an alarmingly large collection of masturbatory aids.
You can still have a huge collection of butt toys.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Also the income disparity is crazy cause I only just realized (using this thing in my skull called a brain sac) that it isn't employers going "hehehehe gonna offer her 30% less cause it's hilarious!" But that they just write off any accomplishments immediately in comparison to the same accomplishments that a man had done

*makes less than every woman at his lab and does the same job*

then again my male PI makes more than all of us lackeys combined

i'm thinking the 1% dudes are bringing the average up for the rest of us menfolk

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

jiharlequinade posted:

I'd probably have a collection of alarmingly large masturbatory aids.

FTFY

salt shakeup
Jun 27, 2004

'orrible fucking nights
If I was a girl I'd be a total slut

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009


Large, colorful, and unnecessarily elaborate.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

1gnoirents posted:

id have a lot of boots. like lots of cute boots. probably some stripper boots too but id try to pull it off classy . classy stripper boots.

what about you

you can pretend to be a girl

get horse hormones and inject them into yourself and then cut off your balls

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Top City Homo posted:

you can pretend to be a girl

get horse hormones and inject them into yourself and then cut off your balls

wouldnt be the same so im not going to do that

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
There are lots of cool boots for guys; construction boots, combat boots, moon boots.

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

1gnoirents posted:

wouldnt be the same so im not going to do that

you never know until you try

also you can dress up as a girl and then go to tranny bars and get railed by large foreign dudes from Kazakhstan who are into that whole "woman with a penis?!"

and then you will have your question answered


live your life as you want it op


hth

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