if i were a boy

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PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

id have a lot of graphic t-shirts. like lots of graphic t-shirts. probably some tuxedo t-shirts too but id try to pull it off as classy . classy tuxedo t-shirts.

what about you

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Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

I would punch myself in the dick all the time.

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1gnoirents: Jun 28, 2014; hello

im secretly going to use this thread to consolidate all the girl posters

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TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

PixieDreamGirl posted:

some tuxedo t-shirts too

these actually own and I wear them to shows because i'm trying not to look old.

i wish i was smart enough to throw my two-sizes too big graphic tees away when I graduated high school, but i'm an idiot

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TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

but seriously being a guy is the best. i'd say being a pretty woman is a sweet gig too, but that only lasts for a decade or so and you have to deal with daily intimidation and harassment by thirsty creepers even more so than the normal woman

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PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

TenementFunster posted:

but seriously being a guy is the best. i'd say being a pretty woman is a sweet gig too, but that only lasts for a decade or so and you have to deal with daily intimidation and harassment by thirsty creepers even more so than the normal woman

Yeah We know...

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Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

Pee standing up.

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Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

PixieDreamGirl posted:

id have a lot of graphic t-shirts. like lots of graphic t-shirts. probably some tuxedo t-shirts too but id try to pull it off as classy . classy tuxedo t-shirts.

what about you

no one is buying it ratboygenius

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Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Here is a great place to buy all your man shirts

https://www.threadless.com/catalog/style,tees/type,guys/view,24/order,popular/display,hero

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

ratboygenius is that really a dude in your av because if so i think im gay

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Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

1gnoirents posted:

im secretly going to use this thread to consolidate all the girl posters

I'm secretly using this thread to get some beginner's tips on how to be a man.

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Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

ratboygenius is that really a dude in your av because if so i think im gay

its a weird bitch androgynous lady

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Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

i fuckin love short pixie hair on girls which probably means im subconsciously actually lusting for twinks

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TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; The Cooler King

PixieDreamGirl posted:

Yeah We know...

i'm withholding judgement

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Top City Homo: Oct 15, 2014; Ramrod XTreme

Thanks for the AV bro

:cool:

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Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

androgynous people suck

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PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Zzulu posted:

androgynous people suck

i think androgyny is a great combination of opposites generally the best of both worlds visually

thats why we all love pretty asian ladyboys and elves

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Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

TenementFunster posted:

i'm withholding judgement

Yeah We know...

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shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

i fuckin love short pixie hair on girls which probably means im subconsciously actually lusting for twinks

the problem being...?

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Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

if i were a boy, i'd be a boy
as boys will be boys

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Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

shiksa posted:

the problem being...?

homosexuality is a sin

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kazr: Jan 28, 2005

a am a man not a boy!!

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TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

i think most guys would get with a cute twink given the opportunity

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Facepalm Ranger: Jan 17, 2012; SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!

PixieDreamGirl posted:

id have a lot of graphic t-shirts. like lots of graphic t-shirts. probably some tuxedo t-shirts too but id try to pull it off as classy . classy tuxedo t-shirts.

what about you

You'd try to be me? Sometimes I look at my graphic t-shirts and get so sick of myself that I wear my one flannel shirt for days on end (washing at night, so it clean for the next day), some of those graphic shirts I've only ever worn once but hate,yes elf so much for buying them. drat you threadless...

Since I am a boy, If I were a girl I'd probably own lots of black tights I guess? Looks like a good way to keep your legs warm and looking great all whilst wearing a skirt.

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resting mitch face: Apr 9, 2005; 5) I hear you.

I would be a peentucker. I don't know if I could deal with dangly bits dangling about my crotchal region.

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Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

Facepalm Ranger posted:

You'd try to be me? Sometimes I look at my graphic t-shirts and get so sick of myself that I wear my one flannel shirt for days on end (washing at night, so it clean for the next day), some of those graphic shirts I've only ever worn once but hate,yes elf so much for buying them. drat you threadless...

Since I am a boy, If I were a girl I'd probably own lots of black tights I guess? Looks like a good way to keep your legs warm and looking great all whilst wearing a skirt.

Wear them anyway, even if they aren't visible.
http://www.amazon.com/Angelina-Brushed-Interior-Thermal-Charcoal/dp/B00APODZL2/
These are fantastic for warmth and comfort on colder days, even if you are wearing pants.

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shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Al Cowens posted:

Wear them anyway, even if they aren't visible.
http://www.amazon.com/Angelina-Brushed-Interior-Thermal-Charcoal/dp/B00APODZL2/
These are fantastic for warmth and comfort on colder days, even if you are wearing pants.

flannel long johns have existed forever this isnt exactly a new idea

# ? Nov 15, 2014 02:56

Al Cowens: Aug 11, 2004; by WE B Bourgeois

shiksa posted:

flannel long johns have existed forever this isnt exactly a new idea

Yeah there's underarmour and stuff it's mostly gender-specific marketing. You'd think having a junk might cause inconveniences but they haven't (lol micropenis)

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PixieDreamGirl: Apr 29, 2014; 2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Millie posted:

I would be a peentucker. I don't know if I could deal with dangly bits dangling about my crotchal region.

Yeah, I think I'd get those removed.

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Topographic Nap: Apr 22, 2007

As a boy I wore dragon ball z silk shirts and now as a man I wear threadless Ts with the finest Jorts and Cargos and a trenchcoat and a hat thats not a fedora but only classy dames would realize its actually a trilby

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