Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
loving Friday night don't gently caress wit me. Gettin' htown throwed tonight...

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
FUN FUN FUN FUN

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

players gonna play play play play play play play

haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

im just gonna shake shake shake shake shake shake

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
i got a swimming pool full of liquor. what should i do with it, op?

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
KISS MY rear end, BITCH!!! I'LL BE AT DUANE'S!

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
I pray my dick gets big as the eiffel tower, so I can gently caress the world for 72 hours

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
I am on that twenty-four hour champagne diet

Spilling while sipping; I encourage you to try it

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Literal Carehaver posted:

KISS MY rear end, BITCH!!! I'LL BE AT DUANE'S!

imma tex my baby momma

Rap Music and Dope
Dec 25, 2010
For some reason Euros really suck to
K. (It's subtle)

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

what it do

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Yo Tex let's go drink some beers and shoot some cans off the fence and smoke a joint. Maybe we can meet Geeter and the boys later on down at the pool hall.

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Luvcow posted:

Yo Tex let's go drink some beers and shoot some cans off the fence and smoke a joint. Maybe we can meet Geeter and the boys later on down at the pool hall.

Yeah we really should do a Houston goon meet some day.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Im gonna drink responsibly and make good food.

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie
I had my third slice of pizza for today. Out of juice so I downed it with some cold tap water.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
How do people have fun in Texas? I imagine there's a hoe-down in someone's barn or like a big group of people going cow-tipping.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


PixieDreamGirl posted:

I had my third slice of pizza for today. Out of juice so I downed it with some cold tap water.

Have you had the pretzel pizza from Little Cesars? I like it.

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
11AM and on to my second beer. Its Updog

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Would

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

a bone to pick posted:

How do people have fun in Texas? I imagine there's a hoe-down in someone's barn or like a big group of people going cow-tipping.

We drink and grind to get laid.....

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

texaholic posted:

We drink and grind to get laid.....

Obviously not you since you're posting here... Oh snap I think I just heard a vibe getting killed.

  • Locked thread