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hypertension
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 10:58 |
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Volcott posted:Oh, and you can gently caress right off if you're going to kill yourself tomorrow. That's cheating. fcuk
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 13:37 |
PixieDreamGirl posted:The Stalker goon who keeps texting me pics of TrixieHardcore in his fridge. lol who keeps pictures in the fridge
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 13:53 |
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a car
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 13:53 |
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Australian heatwave which is officially not global warming related. Or random G20 event.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 14:28 |
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spontaneous proletarian uprising outside my bourgeois household
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 14:46 |
a jealous god
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 14:53 |
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isis
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 15:10 |
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Ebolaids. And/or violently masturbating to songs of praise.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 15:27 |
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Riding my bike, squeeshed by drunk driver
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 21:31 |
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DrPossum posted:alcohol poisoning
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 22:05 |
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My thirst for revenge.
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 05:35 |
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Getting run over by sheep after an unfortunate gate break incident. Herding class is tomorrow.
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 06:01 |
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Inoperable Fail AIDS, OP
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 06:06 |
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Dusty Baker 2 posted:myself tbh.
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 06:11 |
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Opening an air stair door to a pressurized cabin. Looking forward to having my head crushed out my rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 06:13 |
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Taco Bell's dollar menu. For real, though. I'm leavin' farts so bad I might just choke to death on them. I'm in fart hell.
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 06:14 |
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The propane tank on the truck I work on could explode into a massive fire ball. Bet it would look p rad tho.
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 06:19 |
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anyone say alcoholism yet
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 06:31 |
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cat scratch fever
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 06:36 |
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I'm going to get stuck in a tree and freeze to death. It is inevitable.
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 06:43 |
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Driving too and from work as long as there isn't some freak explosion at work.
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 06:44 |
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Cucking related Cum overdose
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 06:54 |
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Pushed off my balcony by the ghost of the previous tenant who bled out in my bathtub. Seriously, I look behind me a lot.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 04:22 |
Driving. It's supposed to snow here and somehow all of Ohio always forgets how to drive in snow.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 04:24 |
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hit by a car walking the 800m from work to home
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 05:27 |
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going to take a poo poo soon wish me luck, it may kill me
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 05:29 |
I'm likely to off myself if my wife keeps getting on my nerves
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 05:33 |
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hope
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 05:43 |
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the GRE gestapo
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 06:04 |
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overdose on marijuana
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 06:09 |
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drinking spoiled milk
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 06:29 |
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Ted_Haggard posted:lol who keeps pictures in the fridge
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 07:25 |
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riding without a seat belt in chinese traffic in winter
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 07:59 |
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BoonyPC posted:overdose on marijuana Not funny, man. You can die from injecting just one Marijuana!
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 08:11 |
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catastrophic engine failure followed by drowning e: or texting while driving
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 08:19 |
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Some crazy undergraduate deciding to shoot up the lecture
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 08:20 |
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I could die in my sleep from an embolism. Tomorrow im going to the court house. There could be some crazy dude there. Maybe a murderer bursts into my apartment and stabs me to death and then rapes my corpse? I dunno, im not too worried.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 08:21 |
psyopmonkey posted:I could die in my sleep from an embolism. Wrong. I'm gonna rape you and THEN stab you.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 08:23 |
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PixieDreamGirl posted:Wrong. I'm gonna rape you and THEN stab you. You light my fire baby.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 08:24 |