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Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

hypertension

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generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Volcott posted:

Oh, and you can gently caress right off if you're going to kill yourself tomorrow. That's cheating.

fcuk

powerful lizard
Jan 28, 2009

PixieDreamGirl posted:

The Stalker goon who keeps texting me pics of TrixieHardcore in his fridge.

lol who keeps pictures in the fridge

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
a car

xutech
Mar 4, 2011

EIIST

Australian heatwave which is officially not global warming related.

Or random G20 event.

Chonchon
Dec 16, 2013

spontaneous proletarian uprising outside my bourgeois household

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
a jealous god

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

isis

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


Ebolaids.




And/or violently masturbating to songs of praise.

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
Riding my bike, squeeshed by drunk driver

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010

DrPossum posted:

alcohol poisoning

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

My thirst for revenge.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Getting run over by sheep after an unfortunate gate break incident. Herding class is tomorrow.

barfoid 4
Aug 21, 2014

by XyloJW
Inoperable Fail AIDS, OP

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Opening an air stair door to a pressurized cabin. Looking forward to having my head crushed out my rear end in a top hat.

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
Taco Bell's dollar menu.
For real, though. I'm leavin' farts so bad I might just choke to death on them.
I'm in fart hell.

Invader Mat
Aug 16, 2012
The propane tank on the truck I work on could explode into a massive fire ball. Bet it would look p rad tho.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
anyone say alcoholism yet

embykins
Jul 4, 2009
cat scratch fever

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat
I'm going to get stuck in a tree and freeze to death. It is inevitable.

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
Driving too and from work as long as there isn't some freak explosion at work.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Cucking related Cum overdose

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Pushed off my balcony by the ghost of the previous tenant who bled out in my bathtub.




Seriously, I look behind me a lot.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit



Grimey Drawer
Driving. It's supposed to snow here and somehow all of Ohio always forgets how to drive in snow.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
hit by a car walking the 800m from work to home

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
going to take a poo poo soon

wish me luck, it may kill me

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




I'm likely to off myself if my wife keeps getting on my nerves :argh:

Lbeuol
Aug 19, 2006

Washing my hands since 2002
hope

I Am A Robot
Jul 1, 2006
the GRE gestapo

BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007
overdose on marijuana

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
drinking spoiled milk

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Ted_Haggard posted:

lol who keeps pictures in the fridge
a usb drive with a folder of pictures in it named "chill_pics"

taco season
Oct 10, 2014

College Slice
riding without a seat belt in chinese traffic in winter

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

BoonyPC posted:

overdose on marijuana

Not funny, man. You can die from injecting just one Marijuana!

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo
catastrophic engine failure followed by drowning

e: or texting while driving

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People
Some crazy undergraduate deciding to shoot up the lecture

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
I could die in my sleep from an embolism.

Tomorrow im going to the court house. There could be some crazy dude there.

Maybe a murderer bursts into my apartment and stabs me to death and then rapes my corpse?

I dunno, im not too worried.

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

psyopmonkey posted:

I could die in my sleep from an embolism.

Tomorrow im going to the court house. There could be some crazy dude there.

Maybe a murderer bursts into my apartment and stabs me to death and then rapes my corpse?

I dunno, im not too worried.

Wrong. I'm gonna rape you and THEN stab you.

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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

PixieDreamGirl posted:

Wrong. I'm gonna rape you and THEN stab you.

You light my fire baby.

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