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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Getting run over by sheep after an unfortunate gate break incident. Herding class is tomorrow. You're a sheepdog? ghlbtsk posted:Pushed off my balcony by the ghost of the previous tenant who bled out in my bathtub.
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Nov 17, 2014 08:41
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gently caress a duck
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Nov 17, 2014 08:44
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some idiot skidding into my house
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Nov 17, 2014 08:54
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There but for the grace of god, go I: some other nerd who worked up the courage to go on a mass killing spree, WHO JUST SO HAPPENED to choose me be his first victim. I'm lucky like that.
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Nov 17, 2014 08:56
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Playing Russian roulette in an illegal gambling den. Hey, everyone needs a hobby.
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Nov 17, 2014 20:15
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The grandaddy of all gout attacks.
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Nov 17, 2014 20:54
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psyopmonkey posted:I could die in my sleep from an embolism.
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Nov 17, 2014 21:00
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these chinese research chemicals
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Nov 17, 2014 21:36
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another heart collapse
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Nov 17, 2014 22:41
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Don't know, but I bet it'll be both painful and humiliating.
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Nov 17, 2014 22:57
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"Disemboweled by crippled bald eagle" is an actual plausible cause of death for me tomorrow.
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