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illestG
Oct 8, 2009

another cavs win. and it's snowy as a bitch. welcome to the ohio thread.

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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQT19BMOmsc

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

garbage state full of idiots imo

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


I've got one word of advice for any potential Ohio goers: Don't.

Spectral Werewolf
Jun 15, 2006

And if that wasn't funny, there were lots of things that weren't even funnier...
Relevant?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinLQG2VSR4

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I lived in Ohio for a couple of years. It's very flat and there are suburbs and dead malls everywhere. Ohio drivers are terrible and the roads are worse.

But that one week in March where the magnolias and cherries bloom it's really pretty :shobon:

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

Our crooked-rear end governor didn't even have to debate his challenger to slam dunk this state.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
the thought of having to be in the midwest for more than a couple days at once makes me feel pretty uneasy so i try to keep to the coast as much as i can

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Oh boy another Cleveland winter.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I've got one word of advice for any potential Ohio goers: Don't.

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006
My father poured Lebrons driveway. He got new cars delivered on his day back, and also no one was allowed to speak to him or take photos.

a_gelatinous_cube
Feb 13, 2005

I'm in Ohio right now. It's pretty cold outside. I'll keep you guys updated.

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe
welcome to the rape dungeon thread.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Ohio was also the home of the Arm the Homeless campaign

http://hoaxes.org/archive/permalink/arm_the_homeless

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
THE Ohio State University

thedaian
Dec 11, 2005

Blistering idiots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY

At least we're not detroit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

axolotl farmer posted:

Ohio was also the home of the Arm the Homeless campaign

http://hoaxes.org/archive/permalink/arm_the_homeless

lol

quote:

But by that time the Associated Press interview had brought the Coalition to the attention of the national media — CNN, Rush Limbaugh, and others covered the story — and a storm of public criticism was gathering around the Coalition. Letters denouncing the charity poured into newspapers, and editorial columns buzzed with condemnation.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I once visited Ohio. I seem to recall a lot of straight lines.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


on a related note:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de3WWGCK4N0

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

axolotl farmer posted:

Ohio drivers are terrible and the roads are worse.
It's pretty bad around Cleveland in winter but at least they'll plow and salt the roads when it snows. Columbus hoards its salt like it's gold dust, won't plow for anything less than a blizzard and lol if you think they'll even consider either on weekends.

But in the most backhanded defense of Ohio drivers, I've kinda gotten used to the lovely totally-unaware-of-surroundings, drive-50-in-the-fast-lane, old person style driving around here. It's easier to compensate for than the outright meanspiritedness of drivers in some other places I've been.

Counterpoint: I've been rear-ended at red lights so many times I've lost count. Seriously.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Ghaz posted:

garbage state full of idiots imo

can confirm this as true

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
The first few seasons of the Drew Carey Show were good and if you disagree I'm not sure what to tell you

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bbRzq00Jdjo

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

tressel did nothing wrong

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.










Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
buckeye = worthless nut

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

well at least places Cincinnati are reasonably priced compared to places like DC or NYC that have actual jobs.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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ohio state counts amongst its former students not one but two serial killers (dahmer, swango). cleveland has them both beat, though.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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then there's this lovely hellhole: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Rome,_Ohio

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

tressel did nothing wrong

except, as divine punishment, he now has to preside over youngstown state looool

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

fyodor posted:

ohio state counts amongst its former students not one but two serial killers (dahmer, swango). cleveland has them both beat, though.

god bless Cleveland, don't want america to be left behind in rape dungeon construction.

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames
watching some tOSU, prob gonna go to the store to get some beer at halftime, maybe start a fire or do snow angels, ANYTHING is possible in OHIO!

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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btw, that fire? gonna want to make sure it starts with the couch on your front porch. THE ohio state!

Ziji
Oct 20, 2010
Yossarian lives!

:allears: oh how I don't miss Toledo.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.trainorama.com
Whenever I think of Ohio I think of Train O Rama in Sandusky, Ohio. Season passes are great winter holidays gifts.

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

Ghaz posted:

garbage state full of idiots imo

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

MullardEL34
Sep 30, 2008

Basking in the cathode glow
Our mayor looks like a homeless person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9pxU5U62-M

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
I lived in Ohio once. Never again though.

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logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Ziji posted:

:allears: oh how I don't miss Toledo.

i don't believe you















https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfkONcq9G98

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