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http://www.slacktory.com/2012/12/the-home-alone-novelizations-are-horrifying-torture-porn/ posted:“In a moment, Harry and Marv had their bodies wrapped around a torch. ‘Aaaaaahhhhh!’ Their screams rang up and down the street as they let go and fell downward.”
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Jim Barris posted:wow dang they made a fourth AND a fifth movie??? There was a 6th  http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bone-Alone-DVD-Davis-Cleveland/dp/B00DS774NI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1416056510&sr=8-1
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:There was a 6th john hughes dies and we get this merry fuckin christmas
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:There was a 6th Jesus Christ. EDIT: JESUS CHRIST! (lacked proper emphasis)
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Nov 15, 2014 14:11
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Bone Alone? SOUNDS LIKE MY LOVE LIFE
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:There was a 6th Glorious.
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Nov 15, 2014 14:14
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Haha Kevin Sorbo is in Bone Alone as one of the crooks.
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they should do a sequel where modern day emaciated junkie macaulay culkin does home invasions for dope money and wacky poo poo happens
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In the movie Home Alone, the whole McAllister family was about to leave for a Christmas Family Vacation in Paris. The night before they left, there were 15 people in the House sleeping under one roof. The Main McAllister family consisted of Peter & Kate McAllister the parents. Buzz the oldest, Megan the second oldest, then Jeff then Linnie & of course young Kevin. The others that were staying were Peter's brother Frank, his wife Leslie & of course their children Tracy, Sondra, Brooke & Fuller. Also were two of his other brother Rob's & his wife Georgette's children Heather who was going to college near where Frank lived & Rod who was finishing up high school in the USA. Rob & Georgette lived in Paris. The night before they left for Paris they all had differences but young Kevin was always getting picked on mostly by his own siblings. When Kevin asked what should I pack, Jeff teases him saying toilet paper & water. Linnie says he's incompetent. Plus Megan refuses to help him get a suitcase down from the closet. Buzz the oldest is the worst of all yelling at him a lot teasing him from time to time & calling him flemwad. The night before they left for Paris, they didn't want to go through the trouble of cooking something for 15 people, so they ordered pizza for everybody. Kevin was anxiously waiting all evening for the pizza. He could hardly believe he was getting pizza for dinner. As soon as it was time to eat, he raced downstairs yelling pizza pizza & was anxiously waiting to sink his teeth into many pieces of pizza. Like alot of people, Kevin, didn't like pepperoni, sausage onions or olives or mushrooms or any kinds of toppings on pizza, he only liked plain cheese pizza. The Pizza Boy from the pizza palace did deliver ten medium size pizzas for a 15 member family. When Kevin was racing for his share of some pizza slices, he searched for just cheese pizza but all he could find was alot with all the toppings he hated. He asked did anybody order me a plain cheese pizza, & Buzz his mean older brother said we did but if you want all of it got eaten. Plus Buzz teased, somebody's got to barf it all up. So that angered Kevin very much. When Buzz was pretending to barf & yelled get a plate Kevin, Kevin pummelled Buzz right in the stomach because he was angry at him for teasing him & telling him there was no cheese pizza left. That did cause a big fiasco. When Kevin butted Buzz in the stomach, Buzz leaned back & caused both milk & Pepsi to spill, on pizza slices the passports Uncle Franks pants & other things. Plus a chair knocked Fuller's face into the table. Also at that same time Kevin & Buzz were having a big fist fight. Of course Kate yelled who started this? Kevin yelled he did, he ate my cheese pizza on purpose. Then Uncle Frank out of rudeness yells look what you did you little jerk. Then without fairness Kate yells Kevin get upstairs right now. When Kevin asks why, the other older brother Jeff yells because you're such a disease Kevin. Of course Kevin defends himself telling him to shut up. But Peter yells upstairs & Kate has to bring him upstairs herself. Of course in my opinion, Kevin was not treated fairly right that evening. I am sure that its very rarely that the McAllister Family has pizza for dinner & the one night they have it he gets sent upstairs to bed way up in the attic without any supper. That upset him alot. Buzz should have been punished too. He started the whole thing teasing Kevin about there being no more cheese pizzas left. After all when a whole family usually orders ten pizzas, at least 4 of them are cheese not just one. Also Kevin could have handled this differently if there were no other cheese pizzas, he could have scraped off the toppings he hated with a knife & still had 3 or 4 slices of cheese pizza. Also when Jeff put his two cents in uninvited saying you are such a disease, most mothers & fathers usually say in a case like that ," I don't want to hear a word out of you, or you get punished too". Plus an Uncle like Frank McAllister, it wasn't nice of him to call him a jerk. They let Buzz stay & continue having pizza & all Kevin gets is bed without supper. What if he was hungry? I mean Kate could have brought two more slices up to him in the attic. I am sure that he was happy when he first got left home alone, cause on night 2, he did get his very own cheese pizza finally, plus he got one in the limo in New York City next year.
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What is the loving point of introducing a bunch of characters at the beginning of the movie who go on to neither do or say anything of importance? It's just sloppy storytelling. You could get away with just Mom, Dad, and Buzz...MAYBE Fuller or whatever the bedwetters name is
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Nov 15, 2014 16:08
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That is a Tremor, don't loving lie to me.
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Nov 15, 2014 16:17
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My grandmother loved the poo poo out of home alone. Even when I was like eight years old or whatever I was thinking 'gee grandma calm the hell down'. But now she's gone and I treasure the memories of her laughing hysterically. Made the flick much better tbh. RIP grandma
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Nov 15, 2014 16:24
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If I was a burglar and someone even noticed I was there and trying to break in I would immediately gently caress off and try another house before the cops showed up. Those burglars are incredibly amateur.
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Cyberball 2072 posted:I was alive in the 80's I can confirm this wasnt a thing until at least the early 90's. No one look up when the film was released and we can all consider this solved. Watch Die Hard 2, you loving idiot. Even better, dial 10-10-321 and then swallow your phone.
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It was a more innocent time, when airplanes didn't have phones and a woman could trust a group of men offering her a ride in their windowless van.
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AIRPLANES HAD PHONES GODDAMMIT WATCH DIE HARD 2 DIE HARDER JOHN MCCLANE'S WIFE USES ONE TO CALL HIM AND SO DOES THE DICKLESS MAN FROM GHOSTBUSTERS
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burritolingus posted:Haha Kevin Sorbo is in Bone Alone as one of the crooks. I think you should kill yourself if your acting career comes to a point like bone alone.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:That is a Tremor, don't loving lie to me. They're called graboids.
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Absalom Baird posted:What is the loving point of introducing a bunch of characters at the beginning of the movie who go on to neither do or say anything of importance? It's just sloppy storytelling. You could get away with just Mom, Dad, and Buzz...MAYBE Fuller or whatever the bedwetters name is if their family consisted of 4 people it'd be a lot less believable that they'd forget to take their youngest child with them to the airport
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Dangit Ronpaul posted:if their family consisted of 4 people it'd be a lot less believable that they'd forget to take their youngest child with them to the airport Oh poo poo Mind blown Well played
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Prorat posted:When the parents found out, why didn't they just call their house. The phones worked because he ordered pizza. because the audience had to watch another 60 minutes of Kevin eating icecream and torturing the thieves.
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Dangit Ronpaul posted:if their family consisted of 4 people it'd be a lot less believable that they'd forget to take their youngest child with them to the airport not really, i would also "forget" the kevin poo poo if I could.
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:There was a 6th sounds like a porn movie. gently caress home alone 2+, burn them all.
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luncheon meat posted:dumb fucks didn't know the area code Oh is this why I see dumb white trash tattoo their area codes on them
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Bone Alone trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdWW9sOXPkE it's loving terrible.
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Bone Alone happens to also be the name of what most goons do every night.
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Rambling Robot posted:Bone Alone trailer If COURSE Kevin Sorbo is in it.
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Windows 98 posted:Bone Alone happens to also be the name of what most goons do every night. owned bitch somebody already made this joke
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No way Bone Alone doesn't end with Kevin Sorbo getting his throat torn out by that dog.
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:That would be admitting what horrible parents they really were. Yes, and as we all know, swallowing your price is really difficult if you're arrogant!
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Oberleutnant posted:owned bitch somebody already made this joke I think you are under the impression I give enough of a poo poo about both Bone Alone and Home Alone to read every post in this thread.
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I thought the first movie the family went to Florida and the second they hosed off to new York?
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Windows 98 posted:I think you are under the impression I give enough of a poo poo about both Bone Alone and Home Alone to read every post in this thread. You should
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Windows 98 posted:I think you are under the impression I give enough of a poo poo about both Bone Alone and Home Alone to read every post in this thread. Don't make me get the hose.
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Nov 15, 2014 17:42
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Bone is a euphemism for penis.
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TOOT BOOT posted:they werent killers, they were burglars, get your lore straight fuckwad Did you forget the part where the killers caught him and were going to do to him everything that he had done to them? Joe was about to bite his fingers off one by one before the old man raped him with a shovel. Did you think that the kid would have survived all that?
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captainoblivious posted:Bone is a euphemism for penis. Erect penii.
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Bone Alone is a remake of the 1993 classic: Bone Alone
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