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Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
:negative:

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Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS
haha, half life 3 confirmed wewt

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

looking forward t it, looking forward to playing half life 3 in a convincing vurtual reality simulator

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
ISIS should abduct Gabe and only release him when Half Life 3 comes out.

Allah is indeed Merciful !

Pokedad
Jan 27, 2005
I am a creepy cunt.
It's probably going to be pretty good so I guess everyone should buy it.

Ninja fetus
Jan 22, 2005
Legalize murder
I hope you, the entitled nerdplayer, can gently caress ALYX.

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
Zoe Quinn is going to be the lead programmer and that John Wu person too.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Came here expecting to say that I was expecting goatse. Thrad delivers.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

fuckin hate myself for checking google just in case this was a double bluff

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Loden Taylor posted:

fuckin hate myself for checking google just in case this was a double bluff

I did too :(

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

lonesomedwarf posted:

looking forward t it, looking forward to playing half life 3 in a convincing vurtual reality simulator

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I only give a poo poo because then we can get a new engine for counter strike hopefully

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i am going to build a virtual reality in which half life 3 came out, you have to enter that virtual reality in order to play it

so pretty cool

also there's titties in my virtual reality so bonus

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Windows 98 posted:

I only give a poo poo because then we can get a new engine for counter strike hopefully

yes it's really important your face shooting game get a new engine asap

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Half-Life 2 came out in 2004, 10 years ago

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT
If games journalism was worth a poo poo they would've gotten *some* inside information about why it's taking so long.

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
I think they're holding it back because they want it to be the flagship Steam Controller game. They're going to show us the spectrum of poo poo you can do with the controller all using their cornerstone franchise. It'll be awesome. Just wait.

All praise be to GabeN.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

The Monkey Man posted:

If games journalism was worth a poo poo they would've gotten *some* inside information about why it wasn't out yet.

Gabe runs a tight ship, duh.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

The Monkey Man posted:

If games journalism was worth a poo poo they would've gotten *some* inside information about why it's taking so long.

Because at Valve you're allowed to work on anything you want.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Half Life - 1998

Opposing Force - 1999
Blue Shift - 2001

Half Life 2 - 2004
Episode 1 - 2006
Episode 2 - 2007

Half Life 3 - 2015+ lol


what areee they up to

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
hme lemme see zzulu lemme think waht could they be up to

o rite

NOT MAMKING THE GAME

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
gaurenteed they have one slave in a basement "office" somewhere working next to an uncovered floor fan and a rusty heatiung duct on Map 3 FROZEN ICE SHIP

this is called a "signal effort"

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
game newel has shall we say "frieand zoned" the gameing community wrt halfs lifes 3

in a recent interview gabe newell said "its call half life because thats how much of a life these videogame nerds have - half of one" as he muched on a handful of doritos 3-Ds chips. he rrmoved his oculus rift to wink at me

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Soon nobody will remember what the game was about except for a few old nerds.

kids these days don't know about the elevator sequence intro

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT
It's still not as bad as The Last Dangerous Visions. Harlan Ellison announced that in 1973 and it still hasn't come out. No one but him knows why (except "because he's Harlan Ellison")

It's not even a collection of stories he wrote that he hasn't quite finished, it's an anthology of other peoples' stories.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




i dont get why they didnt just do episode 3

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

hemale in pain posted:

i dont get why they didnt just do episode 3

We had other plans

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i replayed half life 2 this summer and i gotta say it holds up rly well

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
gabe newel is so fat that when he tries to cross his arms his arms actually cant reach each other

maduin
Mar 4, 2003

Zzulu posted:

We had other plans


hope those plans involve doing something for those gaping pores

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tsHkpesBdY

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
when gabe newels mom tries to hug him it isnt so much a hug as she just stretches her arms out in both directions

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
gay ben

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
in half likfe 3 gordon freeman will be a really old man

that's all

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7v8Se5xrpY

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
it'll be one of these "narrative" games where you wheelchair around and some of the environment s are difficult to navigate because of your hcair so you can get some idea of what it's like to be differently abled (supposing you're not, irl) and you collect like old photographs and notebooks and stuff to rembmerm how the bcombine was defeated while you were in loving stasis because of the gman, also teh gman is your lover at last and you have gornw old together

gonna bwin the newbury and the caldecott, total medal sweep for 2027

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

nomadologique posted:

in half likfe 3 gordon freeman will be a really old man

that's all

you noob ! It was clearly shown in previous Half Life game that time dilation and stuff happens so Gordon will be young and a savior like the blessed King Arthur

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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

The Monkey Man posted:

It's still not as bad as The Last Dangerous Visions. Harlan Ellison announced that in 1973 and it still hasn't come out. No one but him knows why (except "because he's Harlan Ellison")

It's not even a collection of stories he wrote that he hasn't quite finished, it's an anthology of other peoples' stories.

oh hm lemme think gee i think i can answer this like i answered zzula

o wait yea i got it

he realized how irrelevant he is

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