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So I was in the kitchen about to put some bacon on the frying pan when I looked through the window and saw a random rear end pick up truck with a trailer sitting in my driveway. I was confused as poo poo about who it may be. While I was squinting to see who was inside the truck a man blew by my from the backyard on one of those landscaper dude type lawn mowers. I was like " who the gently caress was that?" So I decided to investigate further and went to the front door and saw him just mowing my lawn. I did not hire this man and no one else in the house hired this man. I'm fairly confident he is a landscaper and is currently at the wrong house. But I'm not gonna stop him cause I don't want to mow my lawn myself anyway. Mystery Truck In The Driveway: Mystery Man Mowing My Lawn:
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:09 |
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Uh oh! Looks like something is wrong with his mower!
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:09 |
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he's going to scam you for a 100 bucks or however much lawnmower men cost
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:10 |
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lol if you dont pay him you he may keep mowing for the rest of your life and billing someone else
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:12 |
I think it's nice that you can take so much pleasure in a man mowing your lawn.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:12 |
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he's going to invoice you, OP chase him off
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:12 |
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This is the oldest gypsy trick in the book. Don't answer the door when they're done and come knocking.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:13 |
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They're called Mexicans and they'll do it every week for about 20 bux you're welcome Living in Texas owns
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:13 |
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Just managed to catch it, but he is now riding his lawn mower off into the woods
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:15 |
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SaltLick posted:They're called Mexicans and they'll do it every week for about 20 bux you're welcome shame about the texans
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:16 |
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Does he know you're home? I suggest the path of least interaction. That way he can never make you pay. Edit: maybe that's a real life Hank Hill, and he just want to mow some lawns?
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:16 |
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get your mower out and join him on an adventure
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:16 |
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SaltLick posted:They're called Mexicans and they'll do it every week for about 20 bux you're welcome Sounds like living where the OP is owns.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:16 |
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God drat it, you're a real goon.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:16 |
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Ground floor countdown until the mower man accuses him of stealing his property boundary
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:17 |
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Windows 98 posted:Just managed to catch it, but he is now riding his lawn mower off into the woods he's not confused. he's a hero. and so lawnmower man rode into the sunset, another lawn saved from overgrown grass
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:17 |
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Watch out OP he knows where you live.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:18 |
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Quick hide the trailer, maroon the mower man.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:20 |
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THERE IS NOW A SECOND MAN HERE AND HE IS OUTSIDE THE WINDOWS(98)
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:20 |
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If you had a gun none of this would even be an issue.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:22 |
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You're going to get murdered and disposed of with your yard waste. Or get stuck with a bill.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:22 |
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You gonna get gang raped.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:23 |
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Mow my lawn and I'll mow YOU.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:23 |
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You should be broadcasting all this to Tinychat.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:26 |
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I'm fairly certain one of them saw me. So I tried to take a more stealth picture this time from a vantage point he couldn't see. Calling the FBI as we speak.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:29 |
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:30 |
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What do you parents do for a living?
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:31 |
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lol wait till they demand payment and smash your poo poo up
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:31 |
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Captain Candiru posted:What do you parents do for a living? Well they certainly are not interior decorators that is for sure.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:32 |
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They are the FBI. P.S. they've bugged your pumpkin.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:32 |
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Junkfist posted:They are the FBI.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:33 |
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watwat posted:lol wait till they demand payment and smash your poo poo up I figured it could be something like this but on further thought... Why? If you're going to go through the hassle of using professional equipment to mow what appears to be a pretty large lawn including leaf removal which is what it looks like random guy #2 is doing, why not just do it the legal way and also guarantee the op won't tell you to gently caress off and start waving a gun around/gets cops out? It's not like he's under legal obligation to pay them. E: besides the fact the OP is a teenager /hosed up loser living with his parents T.S. Smelliot fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Nov 15, 2014 |
# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:37 |
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Unsatisfied with just abusing my lawn they have now moved on to attacking my driveway. Note the window shade in the pictures because I am afraid they will catch another glimpse of me and I really don't want them to know I am looking at them from the window while I touch myself.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:38 |
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your car is lovely
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:41 |
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you should probably go tell them to gently caress off OP
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:42 |
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SaltLick posted:your car is lovely That's my brother's car. My car was a sick Jetta before I totaled it like the pro driver I am.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:42 |
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These guys will feel like poo poo once they know that they wasted a few hours on the wrong house. Better warn them.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:47 |
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plz get out of there if you see a naked man eating the grass while hes mowing the lawn.
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# ? Nov 15, 2014 17:48 |
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this is probably the most exciting thing to ever happen in that midwestern suburban hellhole
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