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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Have you considered your local library lately? They aren't just for poors and vagrants, libraries are hip to you.

Seriously, these days you can check out Kindle books, electronic magazines and audiobooks. And not just old poo poo, like current best sellers and magazines.

Ever wanted to see what 50 Shades of Grey was all about without the shame of anyone seeing you with it?

Bam!



Free and legal and without any public shame.

Do you want to read CosmoCar & Driver? It's free bitch and right on your tablet!



Go get a library card rear end in a top hat.

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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
3O making a good post... something's fishy, here

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

stay safe mowing ghost

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Stay safe mowing ghost

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I volunteered at my local library's AV section for two years AMA stay safe mowing ghost

Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
Thread 5'd!!!!

(this post brought to you by a creepy homeless guy who uses the library bathroom to shave/brush teeth/masturbate)

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
Having fun isn't hard, if you've got a library card

Edit:gently caress I've been cucked

Lee Harvey Oswald
Mar 17, 2007

by exmarx
im a librarian

im also gay

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

Three Olives posted:

Have you considered your local library lately?

No because wikipedia is a far more efficient use of ones time. Git with it grandpa.

Doghouse
Oct 22, 2004

I was playing Harvest Moon 64 with this kid who lived on my street and my cows were not doing well and I got so raged up and frustrated that my eyes welled up with tears and my friend was like are you crying dude. Are you crying because of the cows. I didn't understand the feeding mechanic.
Every time I go to study at the library, disheveled ladies sit down next to me, mumbling to themselves while they open mail from a huge pile. Then they tear up each piece of mail and put it in a plastic bag, then they take out a notebook and make notes about something

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

fuckin hated that guy as a kid

always looked so goddam smug

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




im reading the looking glass war at the moment, i got it from the library.

on the down side i've also read some awful fantasy novels so maybe the library is not so good?

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
The only thing the library is superior to the internet for is learning about specific things incredibly in depth. But there is no need to ever do that unless you are autistic or doing legitimate research.

SurfinArbiter
Jul 3, 2013

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gently caress e readers. Actual books are better

Taffer
Oct 15, 2010


have you heard of the internet op

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Stay safe mowing ghost. Is the mowing ghost Hank Hill?

Ok so libraries are good. This is a good thread. Libraries have good books and give a place for the homeless to hang out with kids, breaking down social barriers that prevent us from seeing poverty for what it really is: a wacky adventure.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
stay safe mowing ghost, i dont wanna get mowed


edit: gently caress this thread

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Having fun isn't h


damnit

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i've got 4 different library cards for local city/county libraries

libraries own.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Apthous posted:

The only thing the library is superior to the internet for is learning about specific things incredibly in depth. But there is no need to ever do that unless you are autistic or doing legitimate research.

til being interested in things beyond the Wikipedia page level: autism


Tuxedo Gin posted:

i've got 4 different library cards for local city/county libraries

libraries own.

:patriot: u r a gr8 american

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Some Wikipedia pages are made by the autistic, evidenced by the high level of edits occurring every micro-second as they all fight about what time exactly the No. 56 Special left Tulsa Station in 1934.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
hey guys, I've got some bad news: the homeless people aren't just at libraries, they tend to be all over major urban centers. KILL IT WITH FIRE FROM ORBIT, GETTING TRIGGERED BY THE HOMELESS HERE

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

The Mad Archivist posted:

hey guys, I've got some bad news: the homeless people aren't just at libraries, they tend to be all over major urban centers. KILL IT WITH FIRE FROM ORBIT, GETTING TRIGGERED BY THE HOMELESS HERE

shhhhh!

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
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Lipstick Apathy
My library is pretty cool they have a decent selection of blurays and ps3 games and get more fairly often. Lots of TV shows on DVD too. They also have an online search / reservation system and you can request poo poo and they'll fuckin' buy it and automatically reserve it for you first and it works with all the libraries from nearby towns too so they'll ship stuff over to your local one for pickup/dropoff. I requested they to buy some TMNT comics, and they did. I sort of want to just dump all the movies on my amazon wishlist into the requests and see what happens.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

SurfinArbiter posted:

gently caress e readers. Actual books are better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKiIroiCvZ0

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

The Mad Archivist posted:

hey guys, I've got some bad news: the homeless people aren't just at libraries, they tend to be all over major urban centers. KILL IT WITH FIRE FROM ORBIT, GETTING TRIGGERED BY THE HOMELESS HERE

That's just not true, I live in a major urban center and we banned homeless people. The homeless sued and the courts said you can only have like a couple of areas where there is a public interest in tourism and such without homeless so the homeless are kicked out of my neighborhood if they start getting all beggy.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
This is going to be stuck in my head for a week, so the rest y'all fuckers can suffer too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyIHOTx7zxM

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Whoa, I legitimately didn't know you could get audio books in digital form from libraries. That's actually look-inotable. I thought libraries were just a place for homeless people to go bm.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

The Dennis System posted:

Whoa, I legitimately didn't know you could get audio books in digital form from libraries. That's actually look-inotable. I thought libraries were just a place for homeless people to go bm.

now you can use the facilities and download all your favorite audio media in the same place. In fact, there is probably even a Subway or Mcdonald's nearby in the event that you or a loved one needs to give birth to a child

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

The Dennis System posted:

Whoa, I legitimately didn't know you could get audio books in digital form from libraries. That's actually look-inotable. I thought libraries were just a place for homeless people to go bm.

What's dumb though is the book publishers control this so it's totally rear end-backwards (mostly from the library's perspective). The library has to buy multiple "copies" of a digital file if they want to check out more than one at a time. Somehow they've made a business where someone has to pay to let one person at a time access a digital file even though it could be checked out to everyone all the time. I believe there is also a point where it has been checked out "too many times" and must be re-bought because of course a real book would be totally useless after being checked out 30 times right?

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Who are your favorite patrons?

  • Mom with 4+ screaming kids borrowing a dozen DVDs
  • Guy who is totally not looking at porn on the computer
  • Guy who totally is looking at porn on the computer
  • The guy who is wearing a coat when it's 75 out
  • Obscene smell man
  • Loud cellphone lady

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Three-Phase posted:

Who are your favorite patrons?

  • Mom with 4+ screaming kids borrowing a dozen DVDs
  • Guy who is totally not looking at porn on the computer
  • Guy who totally is looking at porn on the computer
  • The guy who is wearing a coat when it's 75 out
  • Obscene smell man
  • Loud cellphone lady

it's great how these people don't exist outside libraries

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
i can't go back to the library

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

The Mad Archivist posted:

it's great how these people don't exist outside libraries

Yeah it's like they disappear. It's creepy.

Anyways my recommended book is "Prisoner of the Vatican" by David Kertzer.

http://www.davidkertzer.com/books/prisoner-vatican

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

Three-Phase posted:

Who are your favorite patrons?

  • Mom with 4+ screaming kids borrowing a dozen DVDs
  • Guy who is totally not looking at porn on the computer
  • Guy who totally is looking at porn on the computer
  • The guy who is wearing a coat when it's 75 out
  • Obscene smell man
  • Loud cellphone lady

It's difficult to decide, as I'm all of these things.

eselbaum
Jul 4, 2009

*boop*
Libraries are great. The one near me was recently remodeled and is really clean and nice and has so many cozy corners to curl up and read books in. :3:
There's also a guy who works there who was in a somewhat popular local band 15 or so years ago called The Mighty Mofos. Now he works at the library.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I like this story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw3zNNO5gX0

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Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Really old libraries are the best libraries. Old labyrinthine buildings of wood and marble.

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