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Windows 98 posted:
she has never read a book beyond required reading in middle school.
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Nov 16, 2014 18:00
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This thread is now about hot librarians 
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why do librarians need so much school? i know someone at work who is in college planning for that, and it's like 8 years or some poo poo. I guess the duey decimal system is harder than i thought.
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Nov 16, 2014 18:01
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I can finally see a homeless man watch pornography thanks to my local library
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Nov 16, 2014 18:03
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:why do librarians need so much school? i know someone at work who is in college planning for that, and it's like 8 years or some poo poo. I guess the duey decimal system is harder than i thought. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZHoHaAYHq8
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Nov 16, 2014 18:03
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Jonny 290 posted:librarians are badasses and we should keep libraries around just for their sake Librarians are legit awesome, a few years ago I was needing to do some historical research on something weird (A 100+ year old church for a zoning case) and the librarians were insanely helpful, I didn't even know where to start but within like an hour she was helping me make printouts from a 100 year old newspaper on microfilm. And I think they get really excited to help a clean polite person doing legitimate research and not a filthy homeless acting like they are their servants.
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Nov 16, 2014 18:05
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only 3o could make a thread about libraries being good and still end up talking poo poo about the homeless
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Nov 16, 2014 18:12
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:she has never read a book beyond required reading in middle school. sexist
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Nov 16, 2014 18:25
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my local library rents out synthesizers, which is pretty cool those things get pricy
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Nov 16, 2014 18:26
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Flagrant Abuse posted:only 3o could make a thread about libraries being good and still end up talking poo poo about the homeless Homophobe.
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Nov 16, 2014 18:28
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Yeah libraries are good they are like somebody printed out 0.00000001% of the internet and put it in a building, which is much better than the entire internet I can access at home for many reasons that I can't really think of right now Also apparently you can use them to gain access to 0.0001% of the movies and TV shows in the world which is also way better than the 95% of them I can access at home. But the real selling point is the homeless people jizz vvv you can actually read books online too vvv yeah too bad we won't remember reading that, I guess because studies have shown oh poo poo I forgot what we were talking about but good point Tujague fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Nov 16, 2014 |
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Nov 16, 2014 21:35
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no point in reading books since you can easily look up facts and wikipedia articles online. This sort of overlooks how they a did a study which found that finding facts using Google search actually caused the brain to forget the information in terms of long term memory recollection. Basically the brain deicides why put the information or story into short term memory when it can be easily looked up at a later date? http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_18478827 etalian fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Nov 16, 2014 |
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Nov 16, 2014 21:36
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Whenever I visit a library I end up spending time reading books on completely random things. Like a directory of really bad cars, a book about managing food inventory at restaurants, a history of the Popes (and anti-Popes), military combat skills and techniques, a book about this Swiss graphics/package designer, stuff like that. It's sort of like Wikipedia but with paper.
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Nov 16, 2014 23:47
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no actually 3o libraries are definitely for poors, riches buy rare books from rare book sellers and travel to qatar for vacation
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Nov 16, 2014 23:57
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Three-Phase posted:Whenever I visit a library I end up spending time reading books on completely random things. Like a directory of really bad cars, a book about managing food inventory at restaurants, a history of the Popes (and anti-Popes), military combat skills and techniques, a book about this Swiss graphics/package designer, stuff like that. burn down the internet and let's continue society as if it never happened, keep the libraries ho
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Nov 17, 2014 00:01
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my local library doesn't lend ebooks because everyone here is a poor and i lost my old library card from the major metro area where i used to live so i can't get ebooks from them either 
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Nov 17, 2014 11:12
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:why do librarians need so much school? i know someone at work who is in college planning for that, and it's like 8 years or some poo poo. I guess the duey decimal system is harder than i thought. library programs usually take 1-2 years to complete, depending on the program it is marginally useful and doesn't do that good a job at preparing you for the work, but people won't even look at you if you don't have a degree sooooo
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Nov 17, 2014 11:16
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The library in downtown Portland is full of juggalos. The go whoop whoop often. The bathrooms are super sketch too. 
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Nov 17, 2014 11:32
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psyopmonkey posted:The library in downtown Portland is full of juggalos. theyll know what you mean
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Nov 17, 2014 11:34
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Librarian girl - you came and you changed my world
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Nov 17, 2014 11:50
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Light Gun Man posted:Man they used to bust my rear end and ban me forever for going to a fuckin chatroom and these days you can just go whack it? Hell yeah modern libraries. it really depends on the library's policy. always check the policy on their website before you do anything questionable! you can also learn what the library's had problems with in the past by looking at the rules they post. like rules against braiding hair (teenage girls were talking too loud) or chewing tobacco (rednecks were spitting all over) or having a bad odor (hobos pissed off 3O one too many times). e: here's a listicle with some actual weird rules http://mentalfloss.com/article/48843/9-very-specific-rules-real-libraries Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 11:53 on Nov 17, 2014 |
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Nov 17, 2014 11:50
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Pththya-lyi posted:it really depends on the library's policy. always check the policy on their website before you do anything questionable!
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Nov 17, 2014 11:56
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op you should become a historian they let us into the really good libraries.
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Nov 17, 2014 15:52
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the library near me is always filed with homeless people looking for "work" and by work i mean porn.
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Nov 17, 2014 16:02
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My library looks like a old castle also it smells like an old castle  nobody reads the books its just black people on facebook i think they are supposed to be looking for jobs
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Nov 17, 2014 16:34
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Flagrant Abuse posted:only 3o could make a thread about libraries being good and still end up talking poo poo about the homeless theyre literally daycares for the homeless dude so why wouldnt we talk about it
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Nov 17, 2014 16:40
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she doesn't need to read shes beautiful
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Nov 17, 2014 16:42
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I liked to go there when i had to study for a certification exam cause there wasn't much else to do but study.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:03
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:why do librarians need so much school? i know someone at work who is in college planning for that, and it's like 8 years or some poo poo. I guess the duey decimal system is harder than i thought. It's not that much school, it's literally just a four-year-degree in anything at all, followed by 1 or 2 years to get a Master's in Library Science. If you really want to look good for your resume then you can also get a second Master's in Whatever which would take another two years. But at most we're talking 5-6 years which is standard Good College Education time. The only way you'd get away with less is if you get a BA in something marketable or two years to get a certificate in something.
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Nov 17, 2014 18:17
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If I wanted any of those things in the OP I'd just buy them. A book is what 15 bucks? I'm paying $1000 a year for a library I won't ever use. gently caress the poors.
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Nov 17, 2014 18:27
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Oh no mowing I love Obscene Smell Man!
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Nov 17, 2014 18:54
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Pththya-lyi posted:
Just go in and get a new library card?
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Nov 17, 2014 18:56
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jarjarbinksfan621 posted:she has never read a book beyond required reading in middle school. So, good?
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Nov 17, 2014 19:48
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Mnemosyne posted:Just go in and get a new library card? okay let me just get leave from work, then spend hundreds of dollars and two straight days flying to replace a loving library card
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Nov 17, 2014 21:50
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Pththya-lyi posted:okay let me just get leave from work, then spend hundreds of dollars and two straight days flying to replace a loving library card I would rather you do this than post about it or post about anything ever again
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Nov 17, 2014 23:04
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I'm a librarian
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Nov 17, 2014 23:08
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Tujague posted:I would rather you do this than post about it don't worry, you'll get your wish p. soon. I'm nothing if not courteous E: I really liked my old library, it was a beautiful building. the one where i live now is this ugly brutalist thing and i don't like it one bit
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Nov 18, 2014 03:31
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psyopmonkey posted:The library in downtown Portland is full of juggalos. actually it owns entirely, is a beautiful building, and youre an idiot
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Nov 18, 2014 03:44
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Stay safe mowing ghost
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Nov 18, 2014 03:49
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I volunteer at my local library. I'm part of the friends, so I sort withdrawn and donated books to be sold. Biggest perk is that I have access to the cream of the crop. My library also has a cafe with a beer and wine liscence and a firewall-less wifi signal. I love my library.
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Nov 18, 2014 04:31
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Benny the Snake posted:I volunteer at my local library. I'm part of the friends, so I sort withdrawn and donated books to be sold. Biggest perk is that I have access to the cream of the crop. My library also has a cafe with a beer and wine liscence and a firewall-less wifi signal. I love my library.  Where is this magical kingdom of wonder and glory?
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Nov 18, 2014 04:41
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