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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Melvin Gordon after three quarters vs. Nebraska:

25 CARRIES
408 YARDS
16.3 YPC
4 TD

Post about how much Melvin Gordon owns here. Myself, I don't think I can put it into words.

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
those are some cool numbers :shobon:

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Lol gently caress Bo Pelini

DriveC
Oct 27, 2008

Going to Gamestop at midnight for Halo: ODST. Didn't pre order. The guy on the phone told me I *might* get a copy. Whatever dude.
Melvin Gordon against Nebraska is the most hilarious thing in the history of sports

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




gently caress 'Em Bucky :toot:

Webbeh
Dec 13, 2003

IF THIS IS A 'LOST' THREAD I'M PROBABLY WHINING ABOUT
STABBEY THE MEANY
Run up that record to something great

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

JUMP AROUND JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP

Cuz Gordon fuckin owns

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
all hail melgor, the god-king of college running

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

SEVEN RUNS LONGER THAN 25 YARDS

SEVEN

IN THREE QUARTERS

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
I saw it happen and it was beautiful.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
He will be a Raider and we will all laugh

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Parmesan Basil posted:

He will be a Raider and we will all laugh
I will hold you responsible and murder you if this happens.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
He's ok I guess

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Crazy Ted posted:

I will hold you responsible and murder you if this happens.

If he declares it will happen

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Parmesan Basil posted:

If he declares it will happen
Mark Davis will draft Mariota.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Crazy Ted posted:

Mark Davis will draft Mariota.

Carr2Gordon is already written

Stupor Duck
Jun 8, 2007

My football crushes:
1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Melvin Gordon
3. Russell Wilson

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Stupor Duck posted:

My football crushes:
1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Melvin Gordon
3. Russell Wilson

Quotin this

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Stupor Duck posted:

My football crushes:
1. Aaron Rodgers
2. Melvin Gordon
3. Russell Wilson

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
ONE OF THESE THINGS JUST DOESN'T BELONG

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

TubeStank posted:

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
ONE OF THESE THINGS JUST DOESN'T BELONG

Do we know forsure that Gordon and Wilson both like girls?

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Do we know forsure that Gordon and Wilson both like girls?

Nah but I can say with some amount of confidence that Gordon and Rodgers don't have a pile of corpses in their homes.

DriveC
Oct 27, 2008

Going to Gamestop at midnight for Halo: ODST. Didn't pre order. The guy on the phone told me I *might* get a copy. Whatever dude.
Number 3 is Jordy Nelson and that's not even a question

B.F. Hoodrich
May 16, 2006
welp

NickRoweFillea posted:

all hail melgor, the god-king of college running

same

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

DriveC posted:

Number 3 is Jordy Nelson and that's not even a question

Randall Cobb has a dreamier smile and eyes.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
They're all bad people

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

This is not the Green Bay Packer circlejerk thread :mad:

This is the Melvin Gordon is amazing thread. After today:

10 games
1,909 rushing yards
223 carries
8.6 ypc
23 TD's

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Crazy Ted posted:

This is not the Green Bay Packer circlejerk thread :mad:

This is the Melvin Gordon is amazing thread. After today:

10 games
1,909 rushing yards
223 carries
8.6 ypc
23 TD's


I hope this a Raider's fan friendly zone because they will be looking for info about their new player! (Melvin Gordon will hug Roger Goodell and hold up a #1 Raiders jersey)

DriveC
Oct 27, 2008

Going to Gamestop at midnight for Halo: ODST. Didn't pre order. The guy on the phone told me I *might* get a copy. Whatever dude.
He's averaging over 17 yards per carry in his career vs Nebraska

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

DriveC posted:

He's averaging over 17 yards per carry in his career vs Nebraska
Nebraska literally lost its powers the day they stopped running the Wishbone Triple Option. You never go away from the Triple Option.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
LaDainian Tomlinson's record now belongs to a Badger. A Good Thing.

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

gently caress a Cornhusker

MatildaTheHun
Aug 31, 2011

here's the thing donovan, I'm always hungry
LdT got 406 yards on 43 carries.

:drat:

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

TubeStank posted:

LaDainian Tomlinson's record now belongs to a Badger. A Good Thing.

:(

Samadhi
May 13, 2001


The ESPN2 announcers for the LSU/Arkansas game were just throwing shade at LT too since he got the previous record against UTEP

Sorry Ross

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Yeah it's a real shame that now no one will ever remember LaDainian Tomlinson as a great running back :rolleyes:

MatildaTheHun
Aug 31, 2011

here's the thing donovan, I'm always hungry
They actually vacate all pro stats and records if you lose any NCAA records. All of them.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

TheModernAmerican posted:

They actually vacate all pro stats and records if you lose any NCAA records. All of them.

That sucks real hard.

Maybe the Chargers will draft Gordon

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Crazy Ted posted:

25 CARRIES
408 YARDS

TheModernAmerican posted:

LdT got 406 yards on 43 carries.

That's the part that amazes me. Almost half the carries for more yardage, and one fewer quarter. Incredible.

How bad is Nebraska's defense?

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Febreeze posted:

That's the part that amazes me. Almost half the carries for more yardage, and one fewer quarter. Incredible.

How bad is Nebraska's defense?

They were ranked 19th against the run going into the game, giving up 123 yd/game

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Febreeze posted:

That's the part that amazes me. Almost half the carries for more yardage, and one fewer quarter. Incredible.

How bad is Nebraska's defense?

They were supposedly a pretty good defence.

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