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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
here are my submissions to kick things off (this is not a health thing. just the shittiest fast food establishments overall. don't post good ones idiots) -




(:spergin: note: "fast food" for the purposes of this thread can be roughly defined as a place where you order at the counter or drive-thru (with some exceptions like uhhh Steak n Shake) and "entree" items cost on avg $5-10).

thathonkey fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Nov 16, 2014

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

maybe the problem is you, maybe fast food is great

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
can you read the thread title? fast food can be great.

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

thathonkey posted:

can you read the thread title? fast food can be great.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012


Absalom Baird
Jul 13, 2010
Ya Hardee's is gross but that's why I kinda like it, it's like having a nasty shameful gently caress with a skanky fatso

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
how could i forgot -

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


thathonkey posted:

how could i forgot -



This isn't fast food. Sure it's terrible food but you gotta sit down and order it from somebody.

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
Jack In The Box is super grody.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Came to post Hardee's good job OP I'm proud of you

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

This isn't fast food. Sure it's terrible food but you gotta sit down and order it from somebody.

Yeah I guess it doesn't even meet my own definition but I still feel like it belongs :colbert:

One time when I went to Waffle House, our waittress was like this 75 year old lady who was smoking cigarettes in between dealing with our table. After she took our order we saw her walk out, get into her car and leave. We waited like 10 minutes and finally had to ask another server and turned out she hadn't even entered our order. Talk about not giving a gently caress.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Taco Bell is horrific.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

this is the only non White Castle slider I can get around here, fuk u


also could go for a steak quesadilla but don't live near one of these anymore, thanks for reminding me, fuk u

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

ThirdPartyView posted:

Taco Bell is horrific.

but you have a gary trudeau av you stupid animal

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Krystal is terrible but god drat if I don't eat a handful of Pups every time I go to a state that has one

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

ThirdPartyView posted:

Taco Bell is horrific.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

ElectricSheep posted:

this is the only non White Castle slider I can get around here, fuk u


also could go for a steak quesadilla but don't live near one of these anymore, thanks for reminding me, fuk u

sorry you have to resort to that kind of food

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
krystal is seriously depressing. white castle is just barely at the edible level and krystal somehow sank lower.

thathonkey posted:

how could i forgot -



waffle house is god-tier if youre wasted and broke

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
i live in south florida, i have worse problems

like getting excited about a sonic opening down here

chrimbus granger
Jul 5, 2004

by Lowtax
Del Taco. it's straight up cat diarrhea real talk

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014
in n out is garbage, op

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

justice4trayvawn posted:

in n out is garbage, op

whats youre favorite fast food spot dude

mucocele
Nov 3, 2012

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Nap Ghost

justice4trayvawn posted:

in n out is garbage, op

It ain't Whattaburger, let me tell you what.

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!

HereComesEverybody
Mar 2, 2007

a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

in n out is overrated five guys is pretty good and they give you so many goddamn fries

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
how could i forget



Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

HereComesEverybody posted:

in n out is overrated five guys is pretty good and they give you so many goddamn fries

The same Five Guys that gives 'fries' that are nothing but pure grease?

mucocele
Nov 3, 2012

God that looks just so desolate and lonely. Like it's the last place to eat for hundreds and hundreds of miles, and still no one goes there

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

HereComesEverybody posted:

in n out is overrated five guys is pretty good and they give you so many goddamn fries

Five guys is greasy poo poo.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

ThirdPartyView posted:

The same Five Guys that gives 'fries' that are nothing but pure grease?

describe this in great detail. i dont believe you buddy

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

mucocele posted:

God that looks just so desolate and lonely. Like it's the last place to eat for hundreds and hundreds of miles, and still no one goes there

i bet you anything that photo is from west virginia/eastern kentucky

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
y'all wanna hit up the subway? im all about those soggy veggies and "ham" made from injection molded turkey

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
the thing that bugs me about five guys is that if i just want a few fries, their smallest one is a fuckton and i always end up throwing most of them away. why not offer a small portion? asses.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
did someone mention subway, home of the $5 foot long?



yeah that place is loving gross. if i'm going to eat food that is absolute poo poo and terrible for me to boot it might as well taste good.

edit: \/\/\/\/\/\/ it's all bad for you. it doesn't have to taste bad. somehow, the places i've mentioned so far managed to gently caress up both aspects.

thathonkey fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Nov 16, 2014

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


so basically all fast food is horrible. got it.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Trip Daddy X posted:

so basically all fast food is horrible. got it.

If you're not starving yourself to death, you're doing it wrong.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Trip Daddy X posted:

so basically all fast food is horrible. got it.

taco bell.

git that crunchwrap on for 4th meal

mucocele
Nov 3, 2012

shiksa posted:

taco bell.

git that crunchwrap on for 4th meal

Aww yisssss. The Fritos beefy crunch burrito is clutch, too.

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie
They're all good OP, it's merely a preference of taste. So stop being a judge mental piece of hipster poo poo.

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Trip Daddy X posted:

so basically all fast food is horrible. got it.

also stop being a pussy

PixieDreamGirl posted:

They're all good OP, it's merely a preference of taste. So stop being a judge mental piece of hipster poo poo.

sorry but that simply isn't true.

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