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Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

The Nuthatches... OF BLOOD



It's cold up north and the nuthatches love it anyway. But then the firs, the spruces, yes even the mighty jack pines shattered in the cold. It was just that cold. Brrr! Anyway with nothing to eat, the Nuthatches went south in search of the one thing that could keep them warm... HUMAN FLESH. :twisted: Sunflower seeds are okay too.

Fluffy birds +4 Nuthatches are small, agile, and adorable. They can climb up trees and even go down headfirst. Like all birds, they can fly, probably up into the sun if they tried but they like it down near the ground where it's colder.

A Nuthatch Never Forgets +2 In the good old days, the Nuthatches would hide seeds and nuts, and remember where every last one was. Now there are no seeds. Now they have only one use for their imPECKable memory: REVENGE.

Private Tooter +2 Nuthatches talk a lot, and it's all in code. Toot toot! See, you couldn't understand that, but just there I said "Baldy's flagging, wear him down and we feast like crows tonight." Also works over long distances.

Squirrelfoe -4 Squirrels are bigger and stronger than even the hungriest of the Nuthatches, plus they have fluffy tails.

Your move, Rhjamiz

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