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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Goons are a fractured bunch. We come here from all corners of the map of injury that is life. I believe what draws people together on GBS is some kind of pain--social, emotional, spiritual, sexual, you name it.

So share: how have you been hurt?

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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
i was hurt reading your terrible thread op

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

fell off a skateboard and landed on my nuts

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

sat on my balls accidentally

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

fell over during sex, hurting my nuts

soprofol
Nov 2, 2014
im gay

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



broken funny bone, clearly

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
I poo poo myself and it tore my butthole.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

was wearing a cup and got hit with a hockey puck. the cup snapped in half and clamped back down on my nuts

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
how haven't i been hurt op

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD-b4TtvMZM

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005

Inevitable posted:

i was hurt reading your terrible thread op

Get out of here you fokkin 07 reg

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

fell off a short building into some rose bushes. it destroyed my nuts

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
ask how i haven't been hurt :geno:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
yes :(

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
my body sports numerous cuts and bruises pretty much all the time because im careless and have no regard for my own well being. fortunately i've proven indestructible thus far

fulfilling the prophecy, "not a bone of him will be broken"

Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006
by a stick

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Nation posted:

ask how i haven't been hurt :geno:

how havent you been hurt

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie
Lowtax, he just took the kids and left one day.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


PixieDreamGirl posted:

Lowtax, he just took the kids and left one day.

and stopped posting on a forum he supposively runs. Won't even respond to threads asking him to hang out, just has mods gas them.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
here is your thread music guys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijZRCIrTgQc

I think what really hurts the most... is the lack of respect

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



gently caress you it's the internet i don't give a gently caress/

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
well except for the ANAL RAPE- that hurts the most, but the lack of respect hurts the second most

Spider Helidon
Nov 4, 2010

by XyloJW
alcoholism and once I was punched in the jaw on a train

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



i got chemical burns on my genitals once yeehaw

the only way to feel alive again in a dead dark world

afeelgoodpoop
Oct 14, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i had an annoying voice prepuberty so every time i tried to talk to the other kids they told me to shut up.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

backflip off a plane, deploy my parachute and land directly on my nuts

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
surgeon amputated the wrong leg

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
i stubbed my toe and it broke

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

prezbuluskey
Jul 23, 2007
A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
got cucked

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
I dunno OP. had a gf cheat on me a few times I guess, kind of turned more casual after that

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Had a threesome and one of the girls couldn't suck a dick to save her life. Feel bad that I wish it wasn't a threesome; would've been a better exp though IMHO

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
i was raped by god

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I fell 20 feet straight down and landed on the cement with my face

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
everything is a lovely lie and i have no future OP

Leg0z
Apr 30, 2003

I'm crushing your head!
ex girlfriend tried to kidnap and hold some kids for ransom... everything just kind of went down hill from there.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
i basically killed my nards in a go-kart stunt-jump accident

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FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

I was convinced to spend :10bux: to be able to waste time and be unproductive.

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