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Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
sex having is way better

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Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW
When Aatrek was repeatedly raping that girl do you think he got a blowjob? If I was raping someone I would be afraid to stick my penis in their mouth because they might bite it off.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Sorry about your lovely hookup/girlfriend/wife OP

if it's any consolation your mom sucks dick like a champ

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Good blowjobs are amazing and you are wrong.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



what's a cool blowjob between dudes anyway

Captain Matchbox
Sep 22, 2008

BOP THE STOATS
Sorry your boyfriend shoved his finger up your date, OP

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I Love Havin' Sex But I'd Rather Get Some Head

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Lmbo if you don't get your prostate milked

Spider Helidon
Nov 4, 2010

by XyloJW
maybe if you're giving by my mind's still open. receiving is p good

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
LOL at OP never having a good BJ.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

my first blowj hurt and i thought i was weird then later i learned that she was doing it wrong, thanks 2 my blowbros

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

lonesomedwarf posted:

thanks 2 my blowbros

I'm glad you had the strength to come out.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

lonesomedwarf posted:

my first blowj hurt and i thought i was weird then later i learned that she was doing it wrong, thanks 2 my blowbros

did she actually blow on it or was it a teeth thing

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

Frostwerks posted:

did she actually blow on it or was it a teeth thing

A girl gave him a blowjob but then he realized he was living a lie and started loving dudes.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Waltzing Along posted:

LOL at OP never having a good BJ.

he must be doing it wrong, stop biting op

soprofol
Nov 2, 2014
my first gf was so bad at blowjobs she was literally just scraping my dick with her teeth

it was a spooky skeleton blowjob

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

she inflated my foreskin like a balloon now i have to explain the stretch marks on my dick\z

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

she piunched the end shut and it went "THPZZZZ" it was kind of funny abut it hurt at the same time

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i got air in my urethra and i had to punch mytself in the groin to release it

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

lonesomedwarf posted:

i got air in my urethra and i had to punch mytself in the groin to release it

if u were a woman then you would be dead. then we wouldnt have to read your posts lmao

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
maybe you guys should be letting guys suck your dick cuz they do it better

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Omi-Polari posted:

maybe you guys should be letting guys suck your dick cuz they do it better

guys give better handjobs (they know the material). women give better bjs on average except for gay dudes. they're the best

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



gat danggit bobby i got air in my urethra

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

it's better when they put their finger up your arse without you asking

german girls love doing this

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
if they're bad at it grab their head and start going wild just hammering their face into your groin

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

ive never had a good bj :(

u fink u hard Percy
Sep 14, 2007

Apthous posted:

When Aatrek was repeatedly raping that girl do you think he got a blowjob? If I was raping someone I would be afraid to stick my penis in their mouth because they might bite it off.

Gotta do the proper groundwork bro

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
what do you think, goons? if you wanna chomp on someone's sausage, would it be better to chow down immediately with your front teeth or soften it up a bit with your molars first?

Sardikar
Sep 27, 2004
I cant think of anything to put here.

lovely blowjob?

Then you should of not done anal beforehand then.

cent0r
Feb 19, 2007
I like handjobs.
























LOL jks nobody likes handjobs.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Frostwerks posted:

if u were a woman then you would be dead. then we wouldnt have to read your posts lmao

i also wouldnt havet o read yours and it would be worth it lol :D

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

:masterstoke::siuckburn:

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
Hand jobs are awesome as long as they aren't dry. Fuuuuck that noise

And I'll take a solid beej over sex anytime.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

down n out posted:

Good blowjobs are amazing and you are wrong.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

prefer a good shiner to sex actually, always have done. better visuals and sounds. my friend went out with a girl for 18 months who wouldn't go down on him at all loooooooooooooooooooooooool id rather be single.

Apthous
Nov 2, 2014

by XyloJW

opus111 posted:

my friend went out with a girl for 18 months who wouldn't go down on him at all

Sorry your friend got cheated on.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

blow jobs are sodomy and morally wtong

Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
Get married OP. You'll never have to worry about the quality of your BJs again.

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ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

down n out posted:

Good blowjobs are amazing and you are wrong.

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