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Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..


Last night the Sabres won big, scoring six whole goals! Now, six goals in a single game is a lot for any team, but this was especially notable for a Sabres team that had so far topped out at three on the season, and had only accumulated 22 total goals across their first 18 games. This means that last night, Buffalo scored 21.5% of their goals so far this season in that one single game.

What I'm curious about is how long it will take for this game to account for less than 10% of Buffalo's goals scored this season. So we're having a contest. It looks something like this.

The Question: In which game will Buffalo score their 61st goal of the season?
Tie-Breaking Question: How many points will Sidney Crosby have when this happens?
Optional Bonus Challenge in Honour of Mike Works: Create an artistic representation of any moment from last night's game. Any art form is acceptable, except maybe Haiku. Multiple entries are allowed.

The prizes will be, at minimum, a forums upgrade of choice for the winner of the main question and the submitter of the best artwork. I reserve the right to either add or augment prizes at will, most likely either if Buffalo takes really comically long to hit 61 goals or there's a really super awesome submission for the bonus challenge.

Entries for predicting the Sabres' goal totals will be closed at puck drop of the Buffalo-Washington game next Saturday. Entries for the bonus challenge will stay open until Buffalo scores goal #61.

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Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Sabres gonna go on a 2 gpg tear and net their 61st goal in the 36th game of their regular season. Crosby will be "a game against Buffalo" behind at 56 points.

mindofme
May 19, 2003

Learn trispace and never have to think about math again!
The Question: In which game will Buffalo score their 61st goal of the season?
38th game
Tie-Breaking Question: How many points will Sidney Crosby have when this happens?
52

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Stickarts posted:

Sabres gonna go on a 2 gpg tear and net their 61st goal in the 36th game of their regular season. Crosby will be "a game against Buffalo" behind at 56 points.

See I'm feeling more like 42 games with Crosby having 62 points because one uping the sabres is funny.

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
21 games from now, in their 40th game Buffalo will reach 61 goals.

21 games from now, in the Penguins' 37th game, Sidney Crosby will have reached 58 points.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
It's gonna take 48 games for the Sabres to reach 61 goals. Sidney Crosby will have 54 points at this time.

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
They will not reach 61 goals in this season

Mr. Kite
Aug 28, 2004

SHUT UP AND PLAY HOCKEY
Sabres will score that special goal in their 44th game.

Crosby will have 56 points by then.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Wow the Sabres won
what is this madness six goals
the Leafs did allow

Zamboni Jesus
Jul 3, 2007

We don't really care about what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say
49 games for the sabres
55 points for crosby

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010


The Question: In which game will Buffalo score their 61st goal of the season?
Game #45
Tie-Breaking Question: How many points will Sidney Crosby have when this happens?
61

Gina like vagina
May 8, 2007

"Tears of the Mariners."

I think I read a review of that. Thought it was one of those baseball stories like "Pride of the Yankees", you know? But it's just about some crabby old sailors, stuck in this little town.
Q1: In which game will Buffalo score their 61st goal of the season?

The Buffalo Sabres will and get their 61st goal 37 games in.

Q2: How many points will Sidney Crosby have when this happens?

48.

Clearly I'm going for the 'Sabre's improve to mediocre terrible and Crosby slumps slightly' option.

Gina like vagina fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Nov 16, 2014

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
61.
All questions.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
40 games.
Crosby will have 63 points

goldrush
Sep 27, 2005

~~~No Worries~~~
I'm going to be generous and say the Sabres will reach 61 goals in their 34th game.

Crosby will have 58 points.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


70 games
Crosby will have 85 points.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

tofes posted:

They will not reach 61 goals in this season

Bold. I like it.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
The Question: In which game will Buffalo score their 61st goal of the season?

47th game

Tie-Breaking Question: How many points will Sidney Crosby have when this happens?

56 points

And just for the record, I have always hated the British spelling of offense. It just looks wrong.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
Buffalo will score its 61st goal in game #43
Sidney Crosby will have 63 points

Also, you all suck

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

37 games for the Sabres, Crosby will have 47 points.

CousinKevin
Oct 16, 2012

Ever since they worked on that project together, her life turned around and became more exciting.
Sabres will get their 61st goal in their 41st game and Crosby will have 59 points when this happens.

Xtanstic
Nov 23, 2007

Sabres will take 56 games.
Crosby will have 60 points.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

54 Games
61 Points for Sid

fancy stats
Sep 9, 2009

A man's man, wears a lot of denim, tells long stories and has oatmeal saved from this morning.

67 games because, assuming I can math, that is their next game against Toronto.

Crosby will have... 80 points.

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
My question: was this the equivalent of the Raptors getting blown out by the 76ers in the nba?

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



40 games

58 points

Also I made this quickly in case anyone was having a hard time visualizing:

Kwik
Apr 4, 2006

You can't touch our beaver. :canada:
Goal 61 comes in Game 47
Sid has 64 points on that momentous occasion.

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D
1. 45

2. 56

Trevor Bird
Apr 1, 2006

On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! LET'S GO PRED-A-TORS!
Goal 61 happens in game 33.

Crosby will have 50 points.

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!

Buffalo will score their 61st goal in game: 39

Number of points Crosby will have when this happens: 59

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

WYA posted:

My question: was this the equivalent of the Raptors getting blown out by the 76ers in the nba?

The Leafs aren't good like the Raptors but yeah "allowing the 76ers to score ~115 points" is a pretty good way to think about it.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
53 games for the sabes
at that point, sid will have 71 points

I wish you had used the American spelling of offense because that leads to way more jokes existing

ForbiddenWonder
Feb 15, 2003

Dreams of Holzinger
Derek Plante can't save me now
Envious of Clint

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
The Buffalo Sabres will score their 61st goal of the season in their 38th game.
Sidney Crosby will have 55 points when this occurs.
Mike Works Memorial Artistic Representation:

Zamboni Jesus
Jul 3, 2007

We don't really care about what that bug-eyed fat walrus has to say

WYA posted:

My question: was this the equivalent of the Raptors getting blown out by the 76ers in the nba?

it's more the equivalent of the 76ers blowing out like the knicks

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's the equivalent of the 76ers blowing out the Toronto Maple Leafs.

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

Uh,uh,uh, the Raiders blowing out the Patriots?

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

darkwolf220 posted:

Uh,uh,uh, the Raiders blowing out the Patriots?

No way, that implies the Leafs are actually good.

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
It's like if a really bad team, let's say the Buffalo Sabres, beat another kind of bad team, let's say the Toronto Maple Leafs.

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Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

The Sabres will score their 61st goal against the Islanders, in their 36th game

Lord Crosby will have 53 points at this time



Buffalo is bad
No goals wins the other race
Connor McDavid

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