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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Post your Christmas Wishlist here!

The season is halfway over and it is already time for a lot of fans to start thinking about next season. What do you hope to find under your Christmas tree?

I'd love an o line, new offensive coordinator, and a couple of receivers. A good linebacker or two might be nice as well.

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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
A implant in McCarthy's brain that says "DON'T THROW THE FUCKIN CHALLENGE FLAG"

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
A chance to kick Bevell in the nuts every time he calls a loving screen.

Havoc904
Jul 29, 2006

A school festival is a festival that takes place at our school!
I wish every team had a Marcel Reece. Then maybe one of them would utilize him right.


Being primarily a Cowboys fan, this season as far surpassed what I expected. It would be nice to end with a record of 9-7 or better, but I could see them going 8-8 again. Still better then the 4-5 wins I had them penciled in for in the preseason.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Gronk to stay healthy through the Superbowl.

Because he will win the Superbowl if he stays healthy.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
Drew Stanton to be totally adequate and a home SB.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

If there was a way to keep the Cowboys OC and DC but get rid of Garrett, that would be dope. Also a pass rush would be nice to have.

Burginator
Sep 10, 2007

Two ALL BEEF patties,
Special Sauce?
Let Us Cheese.
please an oline please we can't let teddy die guys.

if teddy dies we die irl

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I would like Bobby Wagner healthy and Malcolm Smith fired into the sun

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Benne posted:

I would like Bobby Wagner healthy and Malcolm Smith fired into the sun

I would like an all WR, TE, and OG draft.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I have no idea what I want for the Steelers.

They are this weird thing where every piece is "good" just not "good enough"

So I vote new QB so I no longer have to deal with a Rape Frankenstein every week.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Good to see OL winning, as God intended

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Chiche is asking if something large can be shoved into his orifice through which waste exits

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
A quick death

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Poll is missing cap room, which would probably be about the #3 thing on my wish list.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Grittybeard posted:

Poll is missing cap room, which would probably be about the #3 thing on my wish list.

:doh: I didn't even think of that. Can Intruder or MV add that in?

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
It would be nice to have less injuries instead of everyone dying every year

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

An earthquake in Ashburn, VA.

Gandalf21
May 17, 2012


The Patriots to gently caress off and go away forever.

OSheaman
May 27, 2004

Heavy Fucking Metal
Fun Shoe
I would like my team to continue progressing in the way it has the past 2 weeks, and I would also like to have sex

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
An offensive coordinator who knows how to coordinate the loving offense not just loop players around the backfield like a bunch of goobers.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

OSheaman posted:

I would like my team to continue progressing in the way it has the past 2 weeks, and I would also like to have sex

Sounds like you should be voting for a TE then

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
I have an O line on layaway, gotta beat the holiday rush.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Chichevache posted:

A chance to kick Bevell in the nuts every time he calls a loving screen.

This, plus a pass rush and the second coming of Walter Jones.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Keith Atherton posted:

This, plus a pass rush and the second coming of Walter Jones.

The second coming of Big Walt is playing TE for New England.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Dominic Raiola's retirement, also a coaching staff who would just let our weapons go out and ball instead of always settling for field goals.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
I want the Steelers to win the Super Bowl not because of personal enjoyment, but because football has taught me that the only true joy in life is schadenfraude and that is the best way to maximize it.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
For this amazing Chargers team to continue to be awesome and win the superbowl in 2015 (since we're already winning it in 2014)

Also for Nick Hardwick to come back.

The future is bright and owns

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

a home field superbowl for the cardinals

and then they lose

:getin:

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



-A time machine so RG3 can be good again
-Nanomachines so that RG3 can stay healthy
-A new offensive line (except Trent Williams, he cool)
-A new defensive coordinator. Jim Haslett has been a DC or Head Coach for 8 seasons, and his defenses have averaged a rank of 26 out of 32 over those 8 seasons.
-Two new safeties

And honestly if none of this happens I'd settle for some god drat common sense and decency with the team changing its racist and offensive name.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Mind_Taker posted:

-A time machine so RG3 can be good again
-Nanomachines so that RG3 can stay healthy
-A new offensive line (except Trent Williams, he cool)
-A new defensive coordinator. Jim Haslett has been a DC or Head Coach for 8 seasons, and his defenses have averaged a rank of 26 out of 32 over those 8 seasons.
-Two new safeties

And honestly if none of this happens I'd settle for some god drat common sense and decency with the team changing its racist and offensive name.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
- I would like a #1 WR so we can actually have a passing game, and we don't to rely on Lynch running the ball till he's ground to dust
- I would like a tight end that doesn't drop balls that are thrown at him
- I would like an offensive line that isn't consistently broken and can protect DangeRuss.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
I'd just like more of the last 2 weeks Good Packers, and less of the week 8 Bad Packers.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!
Eagles win the Super Bowl

And some DBs worth a poo poo

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

DOOP posted:

Eagles win the Super Bowl

And some DBs worth a poo poo

I wish for Neither of these things to happen

but for some healthy DBs of our own, as well as some linebackers

Beautiful Ninja
Mar 26, 2009

Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.
Easy answer is that the Jets need a QB under the tree, but DB's are probably more important. We went to AFC titles games with Sanchize running the offense with Revis and Cromartie in the backfield and we already have a stud front 7, something similar with Vick at the helm and we'd be respectable. We aren't talent lacking in the way the Raiders are, except the dumpster fires at the two most important positions on the team.

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
I want a new head coach. I know the Dolphins will probably end up hiring Norv Turner after scaring away everyone else during interviews, but at this point I'm almost OK with that.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Catfish Noodlin posted:

I want a new head coach. I know the Dolphins will probably end up hiring Norv Turner after scaring away everyone else during interviews, but at this point I'm almost OK with that.

And he will suck poo poo, because one year is not enough to reset yourself and figure out how not to poo poo away a talented team.

Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...
Move the Jets to the NFC South. Swap us out with any team, I don't care

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

No Butt Stuff posted:

And he will suck poo poo, because one year is not enough to reset yourself and figure out how not to poo poo away a talented team.

Well it's been two years (or will be), but really Norv has had enough chances that he probably shouldn't be on anyone's radar other than as an OC.

But since this is the NFL it's possible he'll get another chance.

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