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Why not get ten more and make it a nice round 50?
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:33 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 12:13 |
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Then he'd have to split the take even thinner. Thieves don't work for free, you know!
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:34 |
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because something something gently caress china
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:34 |
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Tuxedo Catfish posted:Then he'd have to split the take even thinner. Thieves don't work for free, you know! You can kill them all after the big haul! Duh.
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:35 |
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if you go over 40 thieves you're no longer considered a small business and have to pay extra taxes
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:39 |
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Desperate Character posted:if you go over 40 thieves you're no longer considered a small business and have to pay extra taxes lol
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:45 |
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holy gently caress blueballed so bad this was suupposed to be a punchline to a dad joke
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:47 |
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Desperate Character posted:if you go over 40 thieves you're no longer considered a small business and have to pay extra taxes thanks obama
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:48 |
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like i go I DUNNO OP WHY did ALI BABA ONLY HVAE 40 THIEVES?? and then you say, and it's a pun typcailly, in other words a real GRONEAR
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:48 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sFZpzAlYNI
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:49 |
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Because he wanted to dodge out of having to provide health insurance for his employees and the ACA employer mandate applies only to employers with 50 or more employees.
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:50 |
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He had a choice of two options: a) forty thieves; or b) forty acres and a mule. Despite his choice, there was a rumour that Disney almost made "Ali Baba and the Forty Acres - ft. a Mule" just to be arseholes.
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:50 |
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40 is 50 in base 8.
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:51 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJZcq16zfFA
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:52 |
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273423-X posted:40 is 50 in base 8. that is the stupidest loving thing i've ever heard bro
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:52 |
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Darf posted:Why not get ten more and make it a nice round 50? what the gently caress how is 5 0 rounder than 40 they both have a zero at the end? and 4 is even a "round" number (divisible by 2) JEFC op holy poo poo holy... poo poo
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:53 |
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like OP holy gently caress dude it's harder to imagine a number "rounder" than a number that can be divided by 20 2 times TWENTY times TWO that is like literally the roundest number in existence
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:54 |
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40 is Middle Eastern for lots, so just think of it as Ali Baba and the Fuckload of Thieves or something.
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:57 |
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Arabs dislike working in fives like civilized cultures, it's more exotic their way
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# ? Nov 16, 2014 23:58 |
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Woden posted:40 is Middle Eastern for lots, so just think of it as Ali Baba and the Fuckload of Thieves or something. song jiang and his ten thousand thieves
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 00:03 |
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and it rained for forty days and forty nights and he went into the desert for forty days and forty nights
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 00:03 |
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a precursor to the AMA
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 00:32 |
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nomadologique posted:like OP holy gently caress dude it's harder to imagine a number "rounder" than a number that can be divided by 20 2 times babylonians say 60 is pretty round
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 00:59 |
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ok i guess i'll take 60 but i still think it's a little behind 40
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 01:01 |
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he could remember 40 missions and names at a time, this was before technology op
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 01:03 |
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He originally had 50 thieves but Billy Baba his unscrupulous brother stole 10 of them
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 01:03 |
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I mean imagine if ali baba had linkedin
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 01:03 |
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Voted Worst Mom posted:he could remember 40 missions and names at a time, this was before technology op 100% sociology research shows ur circle of friends of lisimited to ~40 this ali bab guy was a freakin scientist of his age PLEAS EDONT DISRESPECT THE SCIENTIFIC ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF GOLDEN AGE ISLAM racist
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 01:11 |
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More than 40 employees in the Middle East suggests you own an oil refinery. Then America turns up to "help"
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 14:24 |
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i'm almost certain there are more than 40 thieves from albania op
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 14:57 |
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nomadologique posted:
goemon and his eight million thieves
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 15:44 |
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it's because ali baba and his 40 rapists failed to gain popularity within the target demo in the focus groups during an interest check, op
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 16:00 |
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He didn't even "have" the thieves you illiterate pieces of poo poo. They were after him in the story which you DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO READ BEFORE YOU MADE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE INTERNET.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 16:22 |
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DONT CARE BUTTON posted:He didn't even "have" the thieves you illiterate pieces of poo poo. They were after him in the story which you DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO READ BEFORE YOU MADE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE INTERNET. Don't care
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 17:25 |
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DONT CARE BUTTON posted:He didn't even "have" the thieves you illiterate pieces of poo poo. They were after him in the story which you DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO READ BEFORE YOU MADE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE INTERNET. Why did Alibaba only piss off 40 thieves?
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 17:28 |
Darf posted:Why not get ten more and make it a nice round 50? The number 40 symbolizes a period of testing and judgement. Clearly Alibaba and the 40 Thieves is a coming of age story.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 17:31 |
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alibaba does dallas
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 17:41 |
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DONT CARE BUTTON posted:He didn't even "have" the thieves you illiterate pieces of poo poo. They were after him in the story which you DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO READ BEFORE YOU MADE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE INTERNET.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 17:47 |
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because that was the mufti's fatwa
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 18:47 |
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Any more than 40 thieves is considered haram and heretics like that get stoned to death.
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# ? Nov 17, 2014 19:26 |