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TapTheForwardAssist posted:I unironically would like either of their items based on American Indian weapons but rendered in impervious plastic, with detachable screw-in metal bits for extra damage: So which end do I stick up my butt?
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Top City Homo posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0ledM32E4A lmao
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drat y'all for reminding me of the Cold Steel products that I unironically want. Probably the single coolest one is the assegai, the type of short spear that revolutionized warfare for the Zulu.  Cold Steel got 'em for $65. Here's an amateur video of a guy throwing it up to 35ft in his garage. Seems like a safer alternative to archery if you have a suburban backyard, less likely to go over a fence and hit something, but can still hang out with a few beers chucking it at a padded target.
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Give those skateboarding hooligans what for! http://youtu.be/I0S3cjd-emk?t=4m37s GET OFF MY LAWN!
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Carol Pizzamom posted:That's Lynn Thompson, their founder guy. There's a video of him trying to kill some ridiculously dangerous animal with a spear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKI1xmtf5Ck I don't care how fat and goony you are, anyone that's willing to throw a spear at a big rear end buffalo from like five feet is a cool dude these commercials are still loving ridiculous though
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darealkooky posted:I don't care how fat and goony you are, anyone that's willing to throw a spear at a big rear end buffalo from like five feet is a cool dude no no no no no no, this is just proof that even if you're a person cool enough to spear a buffalo then manage to shoot it dead with a .454 immediately because it charged you, you can totally ruin it by being goony as poo poo
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Cthulu Carl posted:Do they sell champagne swords? I wish to saber my bottles of champagne open like famed author Neal Stephenson you can do that with a ruler
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What type and length of nails are recommended for converting the Brooklyn Smasher into an extra-tactical nail-studded bat?
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fyodor posted:look at dem titties Dig the ripply muscle in the arms. Yum.
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Wonder how much one of those ballistic gel torsos costs.
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it looks like a shovel... but it THROWS like a hatchet!
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 Danger has a way of presenting itself when you least expect it. That’s why Gerber, in collaboration with law enforcement professionals, developed the Impromptu Tactical Pen. Sure, it’s a pen and it’ll serve to take notes like a good pen should, but it’s not your average writing implement. Made from machined steel with a tempered window-shattering tip design, the Impromptu Tactical Pen can be used to break a windshield or defend yourself from an unexpected attack. Yours for the low price of $62! Trochanter fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Nov 17, 2014 |
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Hermetian posted:Wonder how much one of those ballistic gel torsos costs. simple models cost around $500, the more detailed ones are obviously more expensive around a few thousand a piece.
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:Rofl at Dog The Bounty Hunter digging a spec ops hole
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Flesh Forge posted:I shovel well! I SHOVEL VERY WELL!! glad you said it first bro 
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Trochanter posted:
I am endlessly amazed by the power of a garage band metal soundtrack to market crap.
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If you want a tactical self-defence pen in case you're being mugged while filling out forms or whatever just buy the $7 version off DX.com. I'm sure it does the job just as well, that job being providing pocket-sized proof you're a douche. http://www.dx.com/p/edc-tactical-outdoor-pen-black-201523#.VGmahvnF98E
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Goons buying Tactical Pens designed for stabbing people itt.
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TACTICAL PENS. TACTICAL PENS! lol
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Cold Steel makes pretty low-quality swords. I'd avoid if possible.
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I'm the guy who looks like Paul Blart, or the super-jacked yet disaffected-by-the-cutting-power-of-cold-steel UPS delivery guy.
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:If you want a tactical self-defence pen in case you're being mugged while filling out forms or whatever just buy the $7 version off DX.com. I'm sure it does the job just as well, that job being providing pocket-sized proof you're a douche. quote:The pen tip can hit criminal effectively and cause temporary hurt; Anti-shock design, protects your fingers from shock; Can break the glass if the bus or house get fire and rescue yourself or others yeah let me hand them the credit card number right away
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Y'all are talking about TACTICAL pens, but didn't notice the Cold Steel Sharkie? It's a tactical sharpie: quote:Superficially, it shares many features common to most markers, but appearances can be deceptive. For starters, it's made from high impact plastic and features walls that are 4 times thicker than similar markers. This means it's built for impact and will survive the meanest blows and roughest treatment imaginable and still function like new. Drop it, smash it, roll over it with a car, and it will bounce back. Here's a guy in a karate outfit smashing boards with their sharpie, and he's not the only guy posting videos of smashing stuff with this product: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRlfAwfNWAA EDIT: Huh, they changed the name to "Pocket Shark" and photo-negatived the colors. Looks like somebody got hit with a lawsuit threat!
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Verisimilidude posted:Cold Steel makes pretty low-quality swords. I'd avoid if possible. lol no
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Volume posted:yeah let me hand them the credit card number right away Well would you rather your wallet get jacked by some dude in a hoodie and sunglasses? 
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who doesn't walk around with a stabbing implement ready in their hands at all times i mean it's totally natural to stab a hoodie wearing motherfucker you gotta have the tactical pen all unscrewed and ready to stick a bitch right nice that the pro tier shank has no metal, perfect for getting it onto planes so you can stab pilots or w/e
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Flesh Forge posted:who doesn't walk around with a stabbing implement ready in their hands at all times that's exactly what those tac pens are for btw, scared fat white dudes that fancy themselves shadetree air marshals and are convinced that they need _something_ to take down the next mohammed atta
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it's for places you can't even carry a knife, like if they get mugged in a courtroom or in the oval office.
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More like you get mad at the judge for deciding against you in family court and want to shank his rear end amirite
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Flesh Forge posted:More like you get mad at the judge for deciding against you in family court and want to shank his rear end amirite you are correct flesh forge
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that's a pretty nifty sword but i don't think eating meat after its fallen on the ground is healthy for you
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Lack of Gravitas posted:that's a pretty nifty sword but i don't think eating meat after its fallen on the ground is healthy for you Just out of frame: a man lies on the ground with his mouth agape
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Verisimilidude posted:Cold Steel makes pretty low-quality swords. I'd avoid if possible. uh i've seen the videos and know fine quality when i see a 40 year old portly man wailing at a rope with a pocket knife thank u
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I don't know about chopping a hanging rope or slicing a watermelon at 10 paces but I've used an everyday garden shovel to chop the head off of a giant loving snake that crawled into my parents' backyard from the drainage area behind their house and I'm thinking I could probably be just as lethal with the one I used for that as the tactical shovel against a pig tied to a post or a person standing completely still and not reacting at all to me walking up and smashing him in the dome
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IF ONLY IT WERE TACTICAL AM I RITE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acs6ehVgLIk
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