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Lack of Gravitas posted:that's a pretty nifty sword but i don't think eating meat after its fallen on the ground is healthy for you Look at that man. Do you think he gives a single gently caress if something is healthy before it disappears down his ham-encrusted gullet?
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Nov 17, 2014 11:54
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Reminder that the guy who blew the whistle on google and apple (etc's) salary-fixing agreement was shot by police because he was brandishing one of these.
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Nov 17, 2014 12:21
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Cthulu Carl posted:This one is pretty amazing because I was shocked to find out they have a guy on staff capable of doing pull-ups. Hey Ron Balicki works there. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Balicki)
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Nov 17, 2014 12:33
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Ork of Fiction posted:Reminder that the guy who blew the whistle on google and apple (etc's) salary-fixing agreement was shot by police because he was brandishing one of these. hmm. keychain vibrator. disrupt your interactions with the police
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Nov 17, 2014 12:52
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Well would you rather your wallet get jacked by some dude in a hoodie and sunglasses? Dude in the second pic looks like he's giggling. "Tee hee your tactical pen tickles!"
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Nov 17, 2014 13:08
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Hey I got stabbed with a pen before, I can say normal BIC pens work just fine for stabbing people 
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Nov 17, 2014 13:09
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Top City Homo posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0ledM32E4A 5 hits per second!!!! Thats some sweet dps right there
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Nov 17, 2014 13:18
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If you guys don't think swords and chopping up stuff is super awesome I don't know what the hell is wrong with you. Sent from my tactical computer.
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Nov 17, 2014 14:32
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Scoff. It doesn't even have a rail to mount my flashlight and dot sight. Also, I think using it to chop down a hanging rope is the least likely application ever.
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Nov 17, 2014 15:11
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Hellbeard posted:If you guys don't think swords and chopping up stuff is super awesome I don't know what the hell is wrong with you. Yeah but if you're more than 20 lbs overweight and dressed like a fascist mall cop, hacking into a pig head with a shovel or stabbing a ballistics dummy in the gut while uttering a guttural yell born from decades of romantic rejection/being in close proximity to minorities just looks ridiculous.
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Nov 17, 2014 15:28
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Frostwerks posted:i dont think she's native american at all.... Cultural appropriation; somebody alert the Tumblr.
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Nov 17, 2014 16:06
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Cold steel fan art is the best Also the best video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM Steeltalon fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Nov 17, 2014 |
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Nov 17, 2014 16:12
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Cthulu Carl posted:Yeah but if you're more than 20 lbs overweight and dressed like a fascist mall cop, hacking into a pig head with a shovel or stabbing a ballistics dummy in the gut while uttering a guttural yell born from decades of romantic rejection/being in close proximity to minorities just looks ridiculous. I'm still not hearing any downsides in your argument . Also, lol goons are just more than 20 lbs. overweight.
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Nov 17, 2014 16:15
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Wamdoodle posted:I'm still not hearing any downsides in your argument . Also, lol goons are just more than 20 lbs. overweight. Brownshirt cosplay and gutteral rage yells are key to the ridiculousness. Weight alone is insufficient. Dog the bounty hunter digging holes will never not be awesome though.
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Nov 17, 2014 16:39
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None of you have watched this brilliant commentary on social mores yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfOTIsh4X4Q
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Nov 17, 2014 16:43
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Steeltalon posted:Cold steel fan art is the best The meat-filled boots really seal the deal
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Nov 17, 2014 16:47
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there was a video where they actually had the meat boots that i saw years ago but they have like 1000 videos. are their swords like actually well made? i have no barometer for sword quality because i like to live my life completely undefended against the dangers of street hoodie guys, office muggers, and supreme court panthers
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Nov 17, 2014 16:52
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In the Apocalypse, your ability to cut the meat filled boots of your opponent will have to be at almost his level if you expect to prevent the Meat Uprising.
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Nov 17, 2014 16:54
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Armeatgeddon (or Carnegeddon as it will probably be known south of the border)
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FirstPersonShitter posted:are their swords like actually well made? i have no barometer for sword quality because i like to live my life completely undefended against the dangers of street hoodie guys, office muggers, and supreme court panthers Nope. The tangs are typically welded onto the blade, meaning they have a tendency to snap where the blade meets the grip. They're also not really well heat-treated, meaning they will bend more easily than other swords. You get what you pay for, which in the sword-world translates to: pay less, get less. Also they're not sharp out of the box, you have to sharpen them yourself.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:09
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FirstPersonShitter posted:there was a video where they actually had the meat boots that i saw years ago but they have like 1000 videos. I actually owned one of their er "kukri" machetes once. It was 20 dollars and I didn't give a poo poo what brand it was. It was the best $20 blade I've ever had I guess  . Unlike 99% of the poo poo they are known for, this was like an actually useful thing to own. Of course it had to do with the blade's design, which has nothing to do with them, and "quality" in this case means1) dont break because its the kind of the thing you sharpen with a fat file and cut down small trees with. I hosed that thing up and it never quit. But just knowing what company its from made it embarrassing. Luckily it didn't have a logo
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Nov 17, 2014 17:11
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Verisimilidude posted:they're not sharp out of the box, you have to sharpen them yourself.
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FirstPersonShitter posted:there was a video where they actually had the meat boots that i saw years ago but they have like 1000 videos. Yeah, some of these swords on the internet are listed as "combat ready", but what does that mean? Does it just guarantee the blade won't snap off and poke you it he eye when you are chopping soda bottles in your back yard? I'm going to look like a real idiot when the my county clerk announces a call to arms and I'm standing there in a field, waiting for battle, but without a combat ready broadsword to call my own.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:15
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Arian_Samurai posted:Yeah, some of these swords on the internet are listed as "combat ready", but what does that mean? Does it just guarantee the blade won't snap off and poke you it he eye when you are chopping soda bottles in your back yard? "Combat ready" doesn't really mean anything.
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Nov 17, 2014 17:22
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if i drove a van i'd put this on the side of it
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Nov 17, 2014 17:42
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Verisimilidude posted:Nope. The tangs are typically welded onto the blade, meaning they have a tendency to snap where the blade meets the grip. They're also not really well heat-treated, meaning they will bend more easily than other swords. You get what you pay for, which in the sword-world translates to: pay less, get less. Also they're not sharp out of the box, you have to sharpen them yourself. Probably a lot of readers have already seen this, but for the young folks here's a 2005 or so clip from Home Shopping Network showing the downsides of cheap swords: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e77oXjFkIs
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Nov 17, 2014 17:53
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Steeltalon posted:Cold steel fan art is the best this is baller as gently caress
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Nov 17, 2014 18:31
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:Probably a lot of readers have already seen this, but for the young folks here's a 2005 or so clip from Home Shopping Network showing the downsides of cheap swords: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e77oXjFkIs Of course the upside to a cheap sword is that you waste less money on it than an expensive sword.
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Nov 17, 2014 18:39
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Of course the upside to a cheap sword is that you waste less money on it than an expensive sword. the other upside is that it almost killed that con artist pitchman
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Nov 17, 2014 18:46
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darealkooky posted:throw a spear at a big rear end buffalo from like five feet is a cool dude  Goons have a very odd definition of "cool" 
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Nov 17, 2014 18:46
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I bought their Inferno spray because I wanted some eye fucker spray and their videos are funny. Employees and acquaintances of Lynn gettin' sprayed. Plus the fourth vid is the man himself taking it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwiYR9WzSPY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAXf8c_7bqo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bqic1QNyfx8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3e345mjW8A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg0Q_qaVjyU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQCHdNTX2AM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohPgQIbcmiI
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Verisimilidude posted:Nope. The tangs are typically welded onto the blade, meaning they have a tendency to snap where the blade meets the grip. They're also not really well heat-treated, meaning they will bend more easily than other swords. You get what you pay for, which in the sword-world translates to: pay less, get less. Also they're not sharp out of the box, you have to sharpen them yourself. is the tang the cross bit above the hilt?
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swords not words
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Nov 17, 2014 21:03
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FirstPersonShitter posted:is the tang the cross bit above the hilt? It's the piece that goes into the grip. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tang_(weaponry)
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Nov 17, 2014 21:40
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The portion above the grip is called the poon.
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The area beneath the grip is known as the balls, and careful manipulation by a master can give a very rewarding swordfighting experience.
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Nov 17, 2014 22:24
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Lynn Thompson reminds me of Theodore Roosevelt. Fat asthmatic goony guy who is really into the idea of going off to honorable war to prove their martial prowess
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fanged wang posted:i was totally down with lynn until i just now found out he kills elephants and giraffes and stuff and now i want to stick a tactical shovel up his rear end Yeah I'd be mad too if it wasn't for the fact that the massive pile of money he spends doing that makes the people of the area protect what they have from poachers and actually manage their wildlife population.
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